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GARETH J. VON KALLENBACH

Agrees with the Tomatometer 60% of the time.

Biography: Syndicated film reviewer and creater of Skiewed and Reviewed. I also write for several Gaming publications as well as setup Lan events and software sales. I have been known to speak at Sci Fi cons as well aabout upcoming films. I have a Masters Degree, and enjoy music, sports, movies, shopping, and so much more.
Favorites: Too many to list. Star Wars series Terminator Series The Classics. And so on...

Publications: Ain't It Cool Movie Reviews, CineScene.com, Film Threat, Lee's Movie Info, Mediasharx, Movie Eye, Movie Insider, Movie-Vault.com, MovieFreak.com, Moviehole, MovieWeb, RopeofSilicon, Rotten Tomatoes, Skiewed and Reviewed

Total Reviews: 527
Total QuickRatings: 187

Location: Seattle, WA

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Fresh
3/5

Rotten
39%

2012 (2009)

" While the explosions and FX are first rate, there is far to many vast leaps of logic that require the audience to check their brain at the door." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 13, 2009

N/A

Rotten
28%

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

" Skewed and Reviewed Talk With Daniel Cudmore and Charlie Bewley who play Felix and Demetri in the upcoming Twilight saga film: "New Moon"." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 12, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Rotten
55%

Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)

" A true holiday classic has arrived in this high-tech retelling of the timeless story." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 6, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
89%

Zombieland (2009)

" "Zombieland" almost defies you to categorize it as it is great mix of horror, comedy, and action disguised as a romantic comedy. The winning cast and formula makes "Zombieland" one of the most enjoyable films of the summer and a real treat." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Oct 2, 2009

N/A

Rotten
23%

Sorority Row (2009)

" Justine Wachsberger talks "Sorority Row" and "Twilight: New Moon"." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Sep 21, 2009

N/A

Rotten
28%

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

" Justine Wachsberger talks about working for the Volturi in "Twilight: New Moon"" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Sep 21, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
90%

District 9 (2009)

" District 9" not only serves as a strong statement from Blomkamp that he is a talent on the rise, and also as a solid redemption for Jackson after the dissatisfaction of "King Kong", and the failure of "Halo"." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Aug 14, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
83%

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

" This new Potter is a technically brilliant film that despite the magic and wonder is a character driven story." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jul 14, 2009

N/A

Rotten
29%

Aliens in the Attic (2009)

" Maggie VandenBerghe talks "Aliens in the Attic"" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jul 11, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
67%

Bruno (2009)

" In the end, you will either love or hate the film, and much of this will depend on your tolerance for very mature, bawdy, and controversial humor. For my taste, this was one of the funniest films I have ever seen and I could not stop laughing." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jul 10, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
45%

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

" The film was paced well and never overstayed its welcome, and despite some jokes that were better suited to an older audience, the film delivered a perfect summer film for the family to enjoy." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jul 1, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

Rotten
20%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

" What it lacks in plot and character development the film more than makes up for in Action and FX. Bay knows what the audience wants to see and delivers plenty of robot action." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jun 24, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
78%

The Hangover (2009)

" "The Hangover" is a hysterical and highly enjoyable comedy that rarely lets up long enough for you to stop laughing before unleashing even more comedic gems." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jun 5, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

N/A

Tunnel Rats (2008)

" While more character development might would have been nice, the film is a solid effort that shows that Boll should focus his efforts on more original work than his customary video game adaptations, as "1968 Tunnel Rats", is a not only his best film, but" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted May 23, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
32%

Terminator Salvation (2009)

" McG keeps things moving at a brisk pace and has crafted a slick and enjoyable film that has many clever nods to the source material without ever being disrespectful to the franchise." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted May 20, 2009

Rotten
2/5

Rotten
36%

Angels & Demons (2009)

" It's not pretty, it's not engaging and it's not interesting. Unless you were a huge fan of the original and of the book." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted May 15, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
95%

Star Trek (2009)

" Star Trek is a remarkable film that, despite some issues, has a solid new lease on life. Abrams boldly, and triumphantly, goes where fans, old and new, will gladly follow." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted May 8, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

Rotten
36%

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

" There are some solid action sequences to balance out the mostly underwhelming action in the film and Jackman does not disappoint. This is not to say the film is bad, simply that it lacks the needed gear to shift the film into overdrive." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted May 1, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
84%

State of Play (2009)

" State of Play" is a very tight thriller that is filled with twists and turns. The characters are interesting and well developed and the performances are first rate" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Apr 17, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
88%

Adventureland (2009)

" In the new movie "Adventureland" Writer/Director Greg Mottola has given the audience a winning mix of romance and humor" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Apr 3, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
28%

Fast & Furious (2009)

" Walker and Diesel make a dynamic team and unlike the previous films in the series, "Fast and Furious" has a plot that does not drag and holds the attention of the audience and serves as little more than filler between action sequences." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Apr 3, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
72%

Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

" The animation is first rate, as is the great ensemble cast, all of which combine to make "Monsters Vs Aliens" a fun viewing experience for the entire family, and a grand new direction for animation." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 27, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
33%

Knowing (2009)

" "Knowing" was a very enjoyable film and reminded me of the type of films that M. Night Shyamalan used to make, and probably wishes he had done." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 20, 2009

N/A

Rotten
34%

Alien Trespass (2009)

" Director R.W. Goodwin Talks "Alien Trespass" and "The X-Files"" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 17, 2009

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
42%

The Last House on the Left (2009)

" The film will shock and dismay some, but few will forget the disturbing images anytime soon." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 13, 2009

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
43%

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

" It isn't very smart and could have used some improvements across the board but it is not a bad way to spend some time with your children." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 13, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
64%

Watchmen (2009)

" Despite some flaws, "Watchmen" is an exciting blend of action, drama, and an examination of humanity." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 6, 2009

N/A

Fresh
64%

Watchmen (2009)

" Clay Enos talks about photographic "Watchmen" with Skewed and Reviewed." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Mar 4, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

Rotten
18%

Max Payne (2008)

" While lacking in plot and character development, "Max Payne" is one of the better video game adaptations to hit the screen." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Feb 21, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

Rotten
25%

Friday the 13th (2009)

" While the film lacks much in the way of plot and is loaded with a cast of largely unknowns, the film is a refreshing update to the series, knowing what the fans have come to expect and providing plenty of gore and scares." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Feb 13, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

Rotten
23%

Push (2009)

" In the end, "Push" has just enough action and originality to combine with the charismatic and interesting cast to make an enjoyable movie experience." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Feb 6, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
43%

Yes Man (2008)

" little in common with the book aside from the title and saying yes premise, "Yes Man" is Carrey's best film in years and is a triumphant return to the comedy films that made him such a huge success." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jan 25, 2009

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
34%

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

" While it is not a bad film, I had hoped for more as the premise is rife with possibilities and the film comes across as playing it safe rather than taking chances." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Jan 16, 2009

Rotten
2/5

Fresh
61%

Valkyrie (2008)

" The promise of the film becomes weighed down by Cruise and a script that plays a bit too loose with historical events for my taste." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Dec 25, 2008

N/A

Fresh
72%

Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

" Jeffrey Katzenberg of Dreamworks talks Monsters VS Aliens as well as Intro 3D and Shrek Goes Fourth." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Dec 18, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
20%

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

" When the action finally comes it is very brief and restrained and not nearly enough to save the film, which stumbles to a very awkward and predictable finale." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Dec 13, 2008

N/A

Rotten
46%

Stargate (1994)

" Producer Dean Devlin talks Stargate Sequels, Leverage, and "Independance Day 2"" — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Dec 4, 2008

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
37%

Transporter 3 (2008)

" In then end the film is a mixed bag that will appeal to fans of the series but even they will have to admit that the tread is starting to wear thin on the tires of this series." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 26, 2008

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
49%

Twilight (2008)

" Like the book, the movie isn't exactly for everyone. But like the the book, given a chance, it could grow on you. At least enough to make you feel 16 all over again for just a little while." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 21, 2008

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
64%

Quantum of Solace (2008)

" As an action thriller it has some value, but as a Bond film, I think Sir Ian Fleming is spinning in his grave over what they have done with his creation." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 15, 2008

Fresh
4/5

N/A

Futurama - Bender's Game (2008)

" The Planet Express game is back with a new load of laughs." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Nov 11, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
65%

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

" Kevin Smith has crafted a raw, funny, and at times, touching film that is one of his most mature and entertaining films yet." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Oct 30, 2008

N/A

Fresh
64%

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

" Director Tom, McGrath Talks with Skewed and Reviewed about the latest Madagascar film." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Oct 27, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
45%

Sex Drive (2008)

" Mixing off the wall and over the top humor with a road trip story. Sex Drive is a very funny and enjoyable comedy for fans of teen sex comedies." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Oct 17, 2008

N/A

Fresh
65%

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

" Writer/Director Kevin Smith Talks with Skewed and Reviewed about his "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" and future plans for Jay and Silent Bob." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Oct 15, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
72%

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

" Nick and Norah is a pleasant, charming, and entertaining suprise." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Oct 3, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
28%

Eagle Eye (2008)

" Despite a good start, "Eagle Eye" tips its hand far to early and ends up being little more than a dull movie of the week with few suprises in the end." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Sep 26, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
43%

Death Race (2008)

" With a little more time in shop and tinkering, this could have been a solid action film, instead it stalls at the starting line badly in need of a tune up." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Aug 22, 2008

N/A

N/A

Far Cry (2008)

" Director Uwe Boll talks Far Cry and the coming U.S. Election." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Aug 19, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
19%

The Clone Wars (2008)

" While lacking some of the magic of the live action film series, this new animated offering is a welcome addition to the classic series." — Skiewed and Reviewed

Posted Aug 15, 2008
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