ROTTEN TOMATOES: Gareth J. Von Kallenbach

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GARETH J. VON KALLENBACH

Agrees with the Tomatometer 60% of the time.

Biography: Syndicated film reviewer and creater of Skiewed and Reviewed. I also write for several Gaming publications as well as setup Lan events and software sales. I have been known to speak at Sci Fi cons as well aabout upcoming films. I have a Masters Degree, and enjoy music, sports, movies, shopping, and so much more.

Favorites: Too many to list. Star Wars series Terminator Series The Classics. And so on...

Publications: Ain't It Cool Movie Reviews, CineScene.com, Film Threat, Lee's Movie Info, Mediasharx, Movie Eye, Movie Insider, Movie-Vault.com, MovieFreak.com, Moviehole, MovieWeb, RopeofSilicon, Rotten Tomatoes, Skiewed and Reviewed

Total Reviews: 527
Total QuickRatings: 187

Location: Seattle, WA

MOVIE REVIEWS ONLY

Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date (default)

Fresh 3/5	Rotten 38%	2012 (2009)	" While the explosions and FX are first rate, there is far to many vast leaps of logic that require the audience to check their brain at the door." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 13, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	Rotten 55%	Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)	" A true holiday classic has arrived in this high-tech retelling of the timeless story." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 6, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 89%	Zombieland (2009)	" "Zombieland" almost defies you to categorize it as it is great mix of horror, comedy, and action disguised as a romantic comedy. The winning cast and formula makes "Zombieland" one of the most enjoyable films of the summer and a real treat." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 2, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 90%	District 9 (2009)	" District 9" not only serves as a strong statement from Blomkamp that he is a talent on the rise, and also as a solid redemption for Jackson after the dissatisfaction of "King Kong", and the failure of "Halo"." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 14, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 83%	Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)	" This new Potter is a technically brilliant film that despite the magic and wonder is a character driven story." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 14, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 67%	Bruno (2009)	" In the end, you will either love or hate the film, and much of this will depend on your tolerance for very mature, bawdy, and controversial humor. For my taste, this was one of the funniest films I have ever seen and I could not stop laughing." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 10, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 45%	Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)	" The film was paced well and never overstayed its welcome, and despite some jokes that were better suited to an older audience, the film delivered a perfect summer film for the family to enjoy." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 1, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	Rotten 19%	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)	" What it lacks in plot and character development the film more than makes up for in Action and FX. Bay knows what the audience wants to see and delivers plenty of robot action." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 24, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 78%	The Hangover (2009)	" "The Hangover" is a hysterical and highly enjoyable comedy that rarely lets up long enough for you to stop laughing before unleashing even more comedic gems." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 5, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	N/A	Tunnel Rats (2008)	" While more character development might would have been nice, the film is a solid effort that shows that Boll should focus his efforts on more original work than his customary video game adaptations, as "1968 Tunnel Rats", is a not only his best film, but" — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 23, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 32%	Terminator Salvation (2009)	" McG keeps things moving at a brisk pace and has crafted a slick and enjoyable film that has many clever nods to the source material without ever being disrespectful to the franchise." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 20, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 36%	Angels & Demons (2009)	" It's not pretty, it's not engaging and it's not interesting. Unless you were a huge fan of the original and of the book." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 15, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 95%	Star Trek (2009)	" Star Trek is a remarkable film that, despite some issues, has a solid new lease on life. Abrams boldly, and triumphantly, goes where fans, old and new, will gladly follow." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 8, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	Rotten 37%	X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)	" There are some solid action sequences to balance out the mostly underwhelming action in the film and Jackman does not disappoint. This is not to say the film is bad, simply that it lacks the needed gear to shift the film into overdrive." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 1, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 84%	State of Play (2009)	" State of Play" is a very tight thriller that is filled with twists and turns. The characters are interesting and well developed and the performances are first rate" — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 17, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 88%	Adventureland (2009)	" In the new movie "Adventureland" Writer/Director Greg Mottola has given the audience a winning mix of romance and humor" — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 3, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 28%	Fast & Furious (2009)	" Walker and Diesel make a dynamic team and unlike the previous films in the series, "Fast and Furious" has a plot that does not drag and holds the attention of the audience and serves as little more than filler between action sequences." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 3, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 72%	Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)	" The animation is first rate, as is the great ensemble cast, all of which combine to make "Monsters Vs Aliens" a fun viewing experience for the entire family, and a grand new direction for animation." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 27, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 33%	Knowing (2009)	" "Knowing" was a very enjoyable film and reminded me of the type of films that M. Night Shyamalan used to make, and probably wishes he had done." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 20, 2009
Rotten 2.5/5	Rotten 41%	The Last House on the Left (2009)	" The film will shock and dismay some, but few will forget the disturbing images anytime soon." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 13, 2009
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 43%	Race to Witch Mountain (2009)	" It isn't very smart and could have used some improvements across the board but it is not a bad way to spend some time with your children." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 13, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 64%	Watchmen (2009)	" Despite some flaws, "Watchmen" is an exciting blend of action, drama, and an examination of humanity." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 6, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	Rotten 25%	Friday the 13th (2009)	" While the film lacks much in the way of plot and is loaded with a cast of largely unknowns, the film is a refreshing update to the series, knowing what the fans have come to expect and providing plenty of gore and scares." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 13, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	Rotten 23%	Push (2009)	" In the end, "Push" has just enough action and originality to combine with the charismatic and interesting cast to make an enjoyable movie experience." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 6, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 43%	Yes Man (2008)	" little in common with the book aside from the title and saying yes premise, "Yes Man" is Carrey's best film in years and is a triumphant return to the comedy films that made him such a huge success." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jan 25, 2009
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 34%	Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)	" While it is not a bad film, I had hoped for more as the premise is rife with possibilities and the film comes across as playing it safe rather than taking chances." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jan 16, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Fresh 61%	Valkyrie (2008)	" The promise of the film becomes weighed down by Cruise and a script that plays a bit too loose with historical events for my taste." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 25, 2008
Rotten 2.5/5	Rotten 21%	The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)	" When the action finally comes it is very brief and restrained and not nearly enough to save the film, which stumbles to a very awkward and predictable finale." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 13, 2008
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 38%	Transporter 3 (2008)	" In then end the film is a mixed bag that will appeal to fans of the series but even they will have to admit that the tread is starting to wear thin on the tires of this series." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 26, 2008
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 49%	Twilight (2008)	" Like the book, the movie isn't exactly for everyone. But like the the book, given a chance, it could grow on you. At least enough to make you feel 16 all over again for just a little while." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 21, 2008
Fresh 3/5	Fresh 64%	Quantum of Solace (2008)	" As an action thriller it has some value, but as a Bond film, I think Sir Ian Fleming is spinning in his grave over what they have done with his creation." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 15, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 65%	Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)	" Kevin Smith has crafted a raw, funny, and at times, touching film that is one of his most mature and entertaining films yet." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 30, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 45%	Sex Drive (2008)	" Mixing off the wall and over the top humor with a road trip story. Sex Drive is a very funny and enjoyable comedy for fans of teen sex comedies." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 17, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 72%	Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)	" Nick and Norah is a pleasant, charming, and entertaining suprise." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 3, 2008
Rotten 2.5/5	Rotten 28%	Eagle Eye (2008)	" Despite a good start, "Eagle Eye" tips its hand far to early and ends up being little more than a dull movie of the week with few suprises in the end." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Sep 26, 2008
Rotten 2.5/5	Rotten 43%	Death Race (2008)	" With a little more time in shop and tinkering, this could have been a solid action film, instead it stalls at the starting line badly in need of a tune up." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 22, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 19%	The Clone Wars (2008)	" While lacking some of the magic of the live action film series, this new animated offering is a welcome addition to the classic series." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 15, 2008
Rotten 2.5/5	Fresh 82%	Tropic Thunder (2008)	" While there are some good laughs, Thunder does not take advantage of the talent it has and plods to a disappointing finale." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 13, 2008
Fresh 4.5/5	Rotten 32%	The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)	" Mulder and Scully return in one of the most enjoyable films of the year." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 25, 2008
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 94%	The Dark Knight (2008)	" The film is a true masterpiece that proves you do not have to sacrifice character development and story to deliver a solid action film." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 18, 2008
Fresh 3.5/5	Fresh 61%	Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)	" While this Journey may lack in plot, the 3D adventure is one of the more enjoyable live action family films in recent years." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 12, 2008
Fresh 3.5/5	Fresh 87%	Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)	" Awash in visuals and action, this Hellboy is a step up from the previous one in every way." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 11, 2008
Rotten 2.5/5	Rotten 40%	Hancock (2008)	" A solid start that shows great promise quikcly falls apart leaving "Hancock" the biggest disappointment of the summer." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 1, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 72%	Wanted (2008)	" Wanted mixes a few nice plot threads with solid action to give viewers a refreshing new dimension in Summer action films." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 27, 2008
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 96%	WALL-E (2008)	" PIXAR rebounds ina big way from the bloated "Cars" with perhaps their best film to date." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 27, 2008
Fresh 3.5/5	Rotten 53%	Get Smart (2008)	" While it takes a while to get going, this Smart has enough humor and action to bring some laughs to the summer." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 20, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 66%	The Incredible Hulk (2008)	" Norton and Leterrier have pulled off a solid action flick that mixes in a touch of humanity for a winning summer movie experience." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 13, 2008
Fresh 4/5	N/A	Futurama the Movie: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008)	" The laughs are back as the Planetary Express crew take on the Beast with a Billion Backs in a brand new Futurama adventure." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 8, 2008
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 77%	Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)	" Indy's back for a nostalgic and action packed adventure." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 21, 2008
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 8%	Postal (2008)	" Postal is a biting social and poliitcal commentary that takes no prisoners." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted May 17, 2008

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