ROTTEN TOMATOES: Gareth J. Von Kallenbach

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GARETH J. VON KALLENBACH

Agrees with the Tomatometer 60% of the time.

Biography: Syndicated film reviewer and creater of Skiewed and Reviewed. I also write for several Gaming publications as well as setup Lan events and software sales. I have been known to speak at Sci Fi cons as well aabout upcoming films. I have a Masters Degree, and enjoy music, sports, movies, shopping, and so much more.

Favorites: Too many to list. Star Wars series Terminator Series The Classics. And so on...

Publications: Ain't It Cool Movie Reviews, CineScene.com, Film Threat, Lee's Movie Info, Mediasharx, Movie Eye, Movie Insider, Movie-Vault.com, MovieFreak.com, Moviehole, MovieWeb, RopeofSilicon, Rotten Tomatoes, Skiewed and Reviewed

Total Reviews: 529
Total QuickRatings: 187

Location: Seattle, WA

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Rotten 0.5/5	Rotten 17%	The Queen of the Damned (2002)	" Tom Cruise had the good sense to stay away from reprising his role of Lestat in this film." — Film Threat Posted Dec 6, 2005
Rotten 0.5/5	Rotten 17%	The Queen of the Damned (2002)	" Sadly, it seems that someone thought they could make a buck by releasing one of Aaliyah's last works and have given audiences a film that is insensitive to her passing and is easily one of the worst I have seen." — Film Threat Posted Dec 8, 2002
Rotten 0.5/5	Rotten 17%	The Queen of the Damned (2002)	" Sadly, it seems that someone thought they could make a buck by releasing one of Aaliyah's last works and have given audiences a film that is insensitive to her passing and is easily one of the worst I have seen." — Movie Eye Posted Feb 26, 2002
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 9%	10,000 B.C. (2008)	" When the CGI Mammoths are the best actors in a film, you know you are in for trouble. This is easily, one of the worst studio films of the last five years." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 7, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	The Cave (2005)	" Not only is "The Cave" a bad film, it is a total waste of time, talent, and money and easily one of the worst films of the year." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 26, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 73%	War of the Worlds (2005)	" In a summer season of grand blockbusters, �War of the Worlds� is perhaps the biggest dud in years, and is a failure of epic proportions" — MovieWeb Posted Jun 28, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 25%	Bewitched (2005)	" Not only is a great cast wasted, but Bewitched is so Painfully Bad, it is almost unwatchable." — Movie Insider Posted Jun 23, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 60%	Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)	" Cheap sets, bad effects, zero cast chemistry and terrible pacing result in a letdown for fans and a disaster that may have the Late Douglas Adams spinning in his grave." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 28, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 20%	The Ring Two (2005)	" Sadly the Ring franchise has become an imitator rather than an innovator and this effort will leave fans in the cold. " — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 18, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 10%	The Wedding Date (2005)	" Somewhere along the way, a good concept for a film went horribly wrong, as �The Wedding Date� is a clich� filled effort that is lacking heart and warmth, leaving you wanting." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 3, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 56%	Ocean's Twelve (2004)	" Shoddy, dull and pointless, this film is easily one of the worst films in recent memory." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 9, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 56%	Ocean's Twelve (2004)	" Shoddy, dull and pointless, this film is easily one of the worst films in recent memory." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 9, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 7%	Surviving Christmas (2004)	" This is one gigantic Turkey that you will not want to survive as this is easily the worst holiday film in years." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 28, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 14%	Garfield the Movie (2004)	" A dreadful mess that is so bad, it makes The Cat in the Hat look good by comparrison." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 10, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 5%	Godsend (2004)	" Simply put, Godsend is God Awful." — Lee's Movie Info Posted Apr 30, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 2%	Twisted (2004)	" A who dunnit that will leave you saying who cares." — Movie-Vault.com Posted Feb 27, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 30%	Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)	" This is one Dreadful mess that drags the worn out premise to the point of annoyance." — Lee's Movie Info Posted Feb 27, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 30%	Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)	" The title should have read Malibu's Least Wanted as I can't imagine anyone wanting to be associated with this Turkey." — Skiewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 15, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 29%	Dreamcatcher (2003)	" The early favorite for worst film of 2003 is here, and its named Dreamcatcher." — Lee's Movie Info Posted Mar 18, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 36%	Behind Enemy Lines (2001)	" This film was so uninspired and bad, it is difficult to find anything positive to say about it." — Film Threat Posted Dec 8, 2002

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