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Hazel-Dawn Dumpert

Hazel-Dawn Dumpert

Agrees with the Tomatometer 63% of the time.

Publications:
IFilm , L.A. Weekly , Village Voice
Total Reviews:
96

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
15% The Amateurs (The Moguls) (Dirty Movie) (2005) " As a writer, Traeger is consternatingly adolescent and glib." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Dec 6, 2007
—— White Horse is Dead (2006) " Haphazardly pieced together." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 2, 2006
—— FAQs (2005) " The dialogue is blunter, and harder for his amateur cast to pull off, while Lewis' stridency, however justified, ultimately jars against the film's tender, all-is-love fantasia." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 2, 2006
92% Waging a Living (2005) " One comes away not quite knowing what Weisberg wants to say with his occasional statistics laid over loosely edited, perfunctory video footage." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Nov 10, 2005
0% Don't Tell (2005) " Might make a fun Lifetime TV movie -- if it weren't quite so morose." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 13, 2005
29% Anatomy 2 (2003) " By the time we get to an unintentionally hilarious hospital-hall chase scene and an overblown O.R. climax, it's clear that Ruzowitzky hasn't quite the wit to match his flair." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Aug 12, 2004
74% This Old Cub (2004) " Shot on video with little regard for the aesthetics of framing -- and edited with as about as much feel for dynamics and pacing -- This Old Cub describes, superficially at best, the life and career of Santo." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jul 21, 2004
42% Swing (2004) " Writer Mary Keil and director Martin Guigui have little ability for striking a narrative tone and maintaining it, be it dramatic or comedic." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jun 17, 2004
91% How to Get the Man's Foot Outta Your Ass (Baadasssss!) (2003) " If the script, written by Mario with Dennis Haggerty, stops short of outright lionizing or demonizing, it leaves a strangely tepid character in its place." — L.A. Weekly
Posted May 26, 2004
33% Klezmer on Fish Street (2004) " Laughably bad visuals, haphazard and un-reasoned interviews and discussions, and ill-conceived tangents." — L.A. Weekly
Posted May 6, 2004
46% 2 Brothers and A Bride (2003) " A competently assembled yet perplexingly affectless romantic comedy." — L.A. Weekly
Posted May 6, 2004
86% Tibet - Cry of the Snow Lion (2003) " Despite its undeniably moving, and enlightening, moments, the film eventually tips into pedagogy." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 15, 2004
67% Shade (2003) " Through some mystery of connection and financing that involves producer Merv Griffin, many worthy players are degraded by Nieman's amateur stylings." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 8, 2004
35% Neil Young - Greendale (2004) " Rather than stirring the blood, its heartfelt call to arms comes off as a sentimental, even trite, notion from an increasingly distant past." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 26, 2004
0% What Boys Like (The Groomsmen) (The Wedding Bet) (2004) " Dude, it's just like we used to play at the frat house." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 26, 2004
41% Made-Up (2004) " Voice-overs and commentaries are piled on top of contrived intimate moments until, despite some easygoing performances, the movie -- the actual movie -- is a blur of undercooked motivations and halfhearted improv." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 5, 2004
8% Emerald Cowboy (2003) " An egomaniacal self-tribute written and bankrolled by a man with a taste for epic mythologizing." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 22, 2003
62% Small Voices (2007) " Sacrifices dignity in favor of go-for-broke sap." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 9, 2003
61% Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) " Real issues come up along the way ... but in these Wells proves a mere dabbler, speeding away weightier ideas, and the dimension they promise, in a wash of lemony vistas, easy episodes and exclusively lovable characters." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Sep 25, 2003
43% Camera Obscura (2003) " Sarkissian's script ... is both overwrought and undercooked." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Sep 25, 2003
42% Gasoline (2002) " By the time we get to the big finish, it feels as if we've merely been poked repeatedly in the ribs with a really good-looking stick." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Aug 27, 2003
21% Dust (2003) " Manchevski stumbles headlong into a tangle of mismatched tones and plot points." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Aug 20, 2003
28% How to Deal (2003) " [Kilner and Beber] neglect to give an idea of just how Halley does deal with a crisis before moving on to the next, be it tragic or comical." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jul 16, 2003
28% Love the Hard Way (2003) " The pair have little chemistry: Ayanna is a lovely girl with a sweet smile and a fine pout, but she simply can't match the soul shining from Brody's big brown windows." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jun 12, 2003
30% Hollywood Homicide (2003) " Looking weathered yet professional, Ford carries what he can, but pretty and sullen Hartnett barely comes to life, leaving his partner stranded, and straining." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jun 12, 2003
61% Only the Strong Survive - A Celebration of Soul (2002) " If you knew nothing about the evolution of American soul going in, you won't be any the wiser coming out." — L.A. Weekly
Posted May 8, 2003
22% Bulletproof Monk (2003) " It's a testament to Chow's star power that, even with an accent more than casually reminiscent of Elmer Fudd's, he comes off charming, handsome and cool in a movie as ridiculous as Bulletproof Monk." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 17, 2003
44% XX/XY (2003) " The young filmmaker clearly needs to experience a bit more of la vraie vie before his own observations can take in more than the clumsy romantic feints and parries of early adulthood." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 10, 2003
35% What a Girl Wants (2003) " An overstuffed fantasia." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 3, 2003
42% The Core (2003) " The first half-hour of The Core is hip enough to its own moribund formula that for a brief, shining moment, there's hope the film will actually be a goofy gas instead of the effects-bound lump it becomes." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Mar 27, 2003
42% How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) " Mutual deception as a comedic conceit predates Shakespeare, and it certainly shows its age in this creaker." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 6, 2003
73% The Slaughter Rule (2002) " None of the characters' troubled histories or transformations are as compelling as Gosling and Duvall's unforced emotional complexity would promise or merit." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 23, 2003
24% A Guy Thing (2003) " The film itself is merely an outline, colored in with labored antics and shored up here and there by competent character bits." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 16, 2003
39% Maid in Manhattan (2002) " So brisk is Wang's pacing that none of the excellent cast are given air to breathe." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Dec 13, 2002
87% Le Bossu (On Guard) (1997) " Too silly to take seriously." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Nov 7, 2002
67% Flip Side () " An intriguing failure that promises more than it delivers." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Nov 7, 2002
55% An American Rhapsody (2001) " The States becomes an apple-pie wonderland of Elvis and Coca-Cola, the old country either a gray police state or, in scenes of Suzanne's happy childhood, a pastoral haven." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 29, 2002
7% All The Queen's Men (2001) " Bad in such a bizarre way that it's almost worth seeing, if only to witness the crazy confluence of purpose and taste." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 24, 2002
22% Mr. Deeds (2002) " No amount of spastic-colon jokes, cartoon violence or good-buddy cameos (Al Sharpton, John McEnroe) can distract from the fact that Gary Cooper [Sandler] ain't." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 21, 2002
71% Princesa (2001) " Fernanda's trials and lessons are ticked off with a brisk, businesslike air that leaves little time for emotional and character development." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 14, 2002
30% All About the Benjamins (2002) " Directed by Kevin Bray, whose crisp framing, edgy camera work, and wholesale ineptitude with acting, tone and pace very obviously mark him as a video helmer making his feature debut." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 3, 2002
77% The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) " The film is nothing if not benign, but its merits are moot for those above 7 or so." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 1, 2002
68% About Adam (2000) " While the film strives to prove its cool, it's also built on [an] insufferably antique idea." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 1, 2002
37% Sweet Home Alabama (2002) " To call the film contrived would imply that some sort of effort had been made, when Sweet Home Alabama is nothing but dead lazy and slow." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Sep 26, 2002
72% Das Experiment (The Experiment) (2001) " Far-fetched and wearying." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Sep 19, 2002
66% Me Without You (2002) " Goldbacher draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy, seductive pacing ... but she and writing partner Laurence Coriat don't manage an equally assured narrative coinage." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Aug 23, 2002
80% The Business of Strangers (2001) " Stettner's vision of both women lacks fullness, relying on stereotypes of feminine strength and vulnerability." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Aug 5, 2002
77% Tadpole (2002) " Neither funny nor moving enough to compare to Rushmore, Murmur of the Heart or any of the other better movies on which it's modeled." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jul 25, 2002
67% Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) " The good news? Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones is eons better than Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace. The bad news? It's still not very good." — L.A. Weekly
Posted Jun 1, 2002
100% My Man Godfrey (1936) " [A] screwball masterpiece." — Village Voice
Posted Feb 6, 2009
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