|
F
|
22%
|
Mr. Deeds (2002) |
"
The insincerity of the film's message is matched only by the incompetence with which it is delivered."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jul 10, 2002
|
|
F
|
8%
|
The Forsaken (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
F
|
17%
|
Bats (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
F
|
76%
|
The Contender (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
F
|
19%
|
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
F
|
19%
|
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
D-
|
41%
|
The Scorpion King (2002) |
"
Reeks of rot and hack work from start to finish."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Apr 24, 2002
|
|
D-
|
14%
|
Dracula 2000 (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
D-
|
53%
|
Scary Movie (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
.5/4
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
Remarkably inept."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Feb 18, 2005
|
|
D
|
21%
|
Jason X (2002) |
"
A bad film, but a watchable one, if only in the same way that one is attracted to the gossip of celebrity despair."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted May 5, 2002
|
|
D
|
3%
|
Rollerball (2002) |
"
It's really just another silly Hollywood action film, one among a multitude of simple-minded, yahoo-ing death shows."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 17, 2002
|
|
D
|
13%
|
Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
D
|
52%
|
Rush Hour 2 (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
D
|
49%
|
Atlantis - The Lost Empire (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
D
|
63%
|
Crazy/ Beautiful (2001) |
"
A work of paint-by-numbers vapidity that veers dangerously close to being offensive."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jun 29, 2001
|
|
|
65%
|
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) |
"
Now that the film is back in the stores, perhaps it can be rediscovered. Too bad that's all one can positively say about this feature-less DVD."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 27, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
77%
|
Bad Santa (2003) |
"
Bad Santa tries to be as vulgar and offensive as possible so that it might somehow justify the inevitability of its own happy ending."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 23, 2003
|
|
|
——
|
Three's Company - Season 1 (2003) |
"
If you're a fan of the show, then the disc will be worth buying, especially when it inevitably goes on sale."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
Scary Movie 3 (2003) |
"
The humor is confined to watching protagonists smack around the film's monster and listening to a lot of "whites and blacks are different" jokes."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 23, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
73%
|
Runaway Jury (2003) |
"
A supremely smug experience, Runaway Jury begins as a thriller and ends as a tract that doesn't even have the decency to be well made propaganda."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 15, 2003
|
|
|
71%
|
The Ring (2002) |
"
The Ring on DVD"
—
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
Posted Sep 16, 2003
|
|
|
10%
|
Bad Company (2002) |
"
Joel Schumacher couldn't produce a sincere moment of cinema if he had a gun pointed at his head."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jun 12, 2002
|
|
D+
|
51%
|
Kiss of the Dragon (2001) |
"
The film's brutality, while revelatory in a fashion, renders the film little more than a freak show of comedic, and therefore unforgivable, cruelty."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
D+
|
55%
|
Blow (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
D+
|
68%
|
Titus (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
C-
|
30%
|
Scooby-Doo (2002) |
"
Scooby-Doo doesn't know if it wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly, Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jun 23, 2002
|
|
C-
|
28%
|
The Bone Collector (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
C-
|
57%
|
Godzilla 2000 (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
C-
|
45%
|
What Lies Beneath (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
1.5/4
|
27%
|
Paycheck (2003) |
"
The possibilities of Dick's premise are never really exploited, just used as the framework for limp action set-pieces."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 19, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
34%
|
Wonderland (2003) |
"
Save for its basis in historical reality, there is little that is original in the visualizing of Wonderland's underbelly tour of compromised lives."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 1, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
71%
|
The Rundown (Welcome to the Jungle) (2003) |
"
Johnson is a natural action hero, a point presumably made rather cheekily by way of an early cameo from none other than Ahhnold himself."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 25, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
31%
|
Underworld (2003) |
"
The film takes the fetishization of the vampire in contemporary pop culture quite literally."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 22, 2003
|
|
C
|
40%
|
Reign of Fire (2002) |
"
A film that is by turns awkward and wonderfully odd, illuminated from within by a spark of humanity."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jul 18, 2002
|
|
C
|
64%
|
Cradle Will Rock (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
C
|
33%
|
The 13th Warrior (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
C
|
17%
|
The Haunting (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
C
|
33%
|
Final Destination (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
C
|
32%
|
Along Came a Spider (2001) |
"
No worse than the average police thriller, a silly but inoffensively bromidic flick."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
C
|
21%
|
Ghosts of Mars (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
C
|
73%
|
The Score (2001) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 4, 2002
|
|
C
|
45%
|
Planet of the Apes (2001) |
"
Awkward missteps in terms of execution and the troubling questions that it raises, being self-condemning rather than provocative, keep Planet of the Apes locked in a cage of its own design."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jul 27, 2001
|
|
C
|
81%
|
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) |
"
An undisciplined film crying out for a sculpting hand to pull together its various fragments from out of their frantic orbits and bring it a much needed unification."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Dec 18, 2000
|
|
C
|
88%
|
Almost Famous (2000) |
"
A relentlessly shallow film that approaches its subject matter with all the subtlety and grace of a sitcom."
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/4
|
50%
|
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1994) |
"
Stretches the darkly comedic aspects of the trilogy to the breaking point."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 4, 2004
|
|
2/4
|
22%
|
Torque (2004) |
"
Director Joseph Kahn's Torque is inoffensively diverting-it's neither a work of inspired genre genius or mere manipulative commercial trash."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 12, 2004
|
|
2/4
|
56%
|
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) |
"
The lunacy isn't inspired and the film never imitates the sharp comedic wit so frequently on display in the works of Tex Avery, Bob Clampett, and Chuck Jones."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 11, 2003
|
|
C+
|
30%
|
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
|
C+
|
14%
|
Red Planet (2000) |
—
Matinee Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
67%
——
98%
