|
0.5/4
|
21%
|
April's Shower (2004) |
"
Poorly shot, badly timed, lamely idiosyncratic, and annoying."
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Reel.com
Posted Jan 13, 2006
|
|
D
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12%
|
Timeline (2003) |
"
Compare it with the book, and it stinks. Look at the film on its own, and it still stinks."
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Oregonian
Posted Nov 26, 2003
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1/5
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Blue (1968) |
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DVDTalk.com
Posted Dec 28, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
The Hunting Party (2007) |
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Jul 21, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
91%
|
Shall We Dance? (Shall We Dansu?) (1996) |
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Nov 18, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
83%
|
The Barefoot Executive (1971) |
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Jun 4, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
43%
|
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (2004) |
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Feb 2, 2005
|
|
1/5
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——
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S.W.A.T. - The First Season (2003) |
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Dec 2, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) |
"
Here's a sentence I never thought I'd write: Carmen Electra is more interesting than Steve Martin."
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Reel.com
Posted Dec 31, 2005
|
|
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31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
A predictable, choppy affair at best."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted May 26, 2005
|
|
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4%
|
Modigliani (2004) |
"
Mick Davis' prosaic art biopic Modigliani is a tiresome, hammy and ultimately annoying portrait of the artist as a young drunk."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted May 12, 2005
|
|
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17%
|
A Hole in One (2004) |
"
Its overindulgence in pseudo-David Lynch stylistics provides yet another distraction from a potentially intriguing story."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted May 12, 2005
|
|
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70%
|
Torremolinos 73 (2005) |
"
The picture rarely delves into how personally (perhaps even politically) revolutionary the couple's new life has become, making its subject matter more lackluster than it has any right to be."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 21, 2005
|
|
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29%
|
Madison (2005) |
"
If not for the race sequences and the intriguing presence of Caviezel ... the film would amount to a well-intentioned snooze."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Apr 21, 2005
|
|
|
16%
|
Cursed (2005) |
"
Poor special effects, a silly looking werewolf and clunky comic writing help to spoil what should have been a fun B-movie."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Mar 3, 2005
|
|
|
53%
|
Om jag vänder mig om (Daybreak) (2003) |
"
We don't really care about these people -- we just want someone to make them stop."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 24, 2005
|
|
|
4%
|
Fascination (2005) |
"
So tedious is Fascination that the plot, the embittered characters and, yes, the sexuality are merely insipid."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Feb 3, 2005
|
|
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10%
|
Elektra (2005) |
"
Comic book franchise or Victoria's Secret commercial?"
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Jan 12, 2005
|
|
|
12%
|
The Aryan Couple, (The Couple) (2005) |
"
Directed with the flat artlessness of a lower-rung Masterpiece Theater entry, pulling heartstrings with Igor Khoroshev's lugubrious score and scripted with banal bromides insulting to its subject matter."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Dec 9, 2004
|
|
|
43%
|
This Girl's Life (2004) |
"
A nudie curio."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Dec 2, 2004
|
|
|
59%
|
Easy (2004) |
"
In forced, quirky tedium, it drags us through love triangles, mommy issues and crying jags that make you want to shake this chick."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Nov 24, 2004
|
|
|
40%
|
Intoxicating (2003) |
"
Another eye-roll-inducing drug- and alcohol-abuse story that offers little new."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Nov 4, 2004
|
|
|
10%
|
Fish Without a Bicycle (2004) |
"
Clunker of a 20-something dramedy."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 28, 2004
|
|
|
81%
|
Ray (2004) |
"
Ray is indeed inspirational (how can such a life not be?), but it only occasionally moves beyond uplift and easy sentimentality."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 28, 2004
|
|
|
76%
|
The Machinist (2004) |
"
This ultimately disappointing picture is suitably dingy-looking, intermittently scary, and boasts a nice, creepy score complete with theremins and Bernard Hermann-esque bass accents."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 21, 2004
|
|
|
76%
|
Being Julia (2004) |
"
For all Bening's high emoting and her trademark giggle, here overused to the point of annoyance, for most of its length Being Julia offers little insight into a woman whose life is ruled by theatrics."
—
L.A. Weekly
Posted Oct 14, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Raise Your Voice (2004) |
"
Such treacle you'd have to be a serious fan to get through the thing without losing your lunch."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Oct 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
She Hate Me (2004) |
"
Though it's perfectly fine to make convoluted connections as a polemic, Lee's so scattered, you feel at times you're watching a really long skit on Mr. Show -- which is much more politically important than this mess."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Aug 6, 2004
|
|
|
64%
|
My Life Without Me (2003) |
"
Everything is so picture-perfect that it plays like hackneyed fiction rather than the real-life drama to which it aspires."
—
Oregonian
Posted Nov 7, 2003
|
|
|
52%
|
The Holy Land (2003) |
"
The screenplay doesn't have enough force to take us anywhere particularly interesting."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 31, 2003
|
|
|
48%
|
Demonlover (2003) |
"
It moves like a breezy techno-thriller but tangles itself with duplicities and metaphors. You get it, and then you don't get it, and then you wonder if you even care."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 31, 2003
|
|
|
28%
|
Party Monster (2003) |
"
A tone deaf picture that fails to be either darkly funny or intelligently consequential."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 24, 2003
|
|
|
32%
|
Mambo Italiano (2003) |
"
The script is inane, and though Ferri has some funny moments, the acting is annoying or hopelessly bland."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 24, 2003
|
|
|
43%
|
The Event (2003) |
"
The tedious film just plays out far too long with little new to say."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 24, 2003
|
|
|
34%
|
Wonderland (2003) |
"
A flashy, mediocre picture."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 17, 2003
|
|
|
58%
|
Casa de los Babys (2003) |
"
Though it should be longer, we're not especially unhappy that it isn't, for being around these women gets tedious."
—
Oregonian
Posted Oct 3, 2003
|
|
|
88%
|
OT: Our Town (2003) |
"
Though not spectacularly directed, there are enough moments of humor and poignancy to keep you engaged."
—
Oregonian
Posted Sep 19, 2003
|
|
|
31%
|
Underworld (2003) |
"
It's laughably earnest. And worse, tedious."
—
Oregonian
Posted Sep 19, 2003
|
|
|
82%
|
Step Into Liquid (2003) |
"
Feels like an extended recruitment ad for surfing."
—
Oregonian
Posted Aug 29, 2003
|
|
|
18%
|
The Medallion (2003) |
"
Not even Chan's inherent charisma can save The Medallion."
—
Oregonian
Posted Aug 22, 2003
|
|
|
44%
|
Lucia, Lucia (La Hija del caníbal) (2003) |
"
The picture aims to be cheeky and interesting. But more often it's annoying."
—
Oregonian
Posted Aug 8, 2003
|
|
|
63%
|
Camp (2003) |
"
So strained in its 'charm' and 'pluck' that you grow weary by minute 15, hoping that the teens whose lives it depicts will stop being so darn peppy or sweetly confused or irritatingly dramatic."
—
Oregonian
Posted Aug 8, 2003
|
|
|
37%
|
Le Divorce (2003) |
"
A frothy but dark bit of modern cinema that has no idea how to reconcile its shifting tones."
—
Oregonian
Posted Aug 8, 2003
|
|
|
7%
|
Gigli (2003) |
"
As with Madonna's Swept Away you're left baffled by how the thing was ever made."
—
Oregonian
Posted Aug 1, 2003
|
|
|
50%
|
The Heart of Me (2003) |
"
By a certain point The Heart of Me becomes pointlessly depressing and unlikable without offering insight."
—
Oregonian
Posted Jul 25, 2003
|
|
|
24%
|
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) |
"
Tedious, clunky and, for the big budget and all the exotic locales, surprisingly chintzy-looking."
—
Oregonian
Posted Jul 25, 2003
|
|
|
17%
|
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) |
"
League isn't a terrible movie -- it's often thrilling -- but by the end, the experience is numbing."
—
Oregonian
Posted Jul 11, 2003
|
|
|
28%
|
Love the Hard Way (2003) |
"
Though the lanky, dreamy-eyed Brody shows range, he's got a dorky quality that's hard to dismiss -- his strutting his stuff sends eyes rolling."
—
Oregonian
Posted Jul 10, 2003
|
|
|
68%
|
May (2003) |
"
The idea of this strange little girl growing into a woman obsessed with body parts is intriguing, but McKee hasn't a clue what to do with her actors."
—
Oregonian
Posted Jun 27, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
From Justin To Kelly (2003) |
"
From Justin to Kelly [is] completely awful."
—
Reel.com
Posted Jun 23, 2003
|
67%
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98%
