|
0/5
|
——
|
Barely Brooke (2002) |
"
There's nothing that demonstrates so fully how meritless the world of modeling is than a full hour devoted to a photo shoot."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted May 26, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Caged Terror () |
"
The people that made this film didn't make another for 17 years. I approve."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Dogfighters (1995) |
"
Robert Davi as a lead ... just say that to yourself a few times."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Last of the Warriors (1992) |
"
Give a camera to a homeless guy and let him videotape his crotch, then release the footage as a movie -- that's how much sense Empire of Ash III makes as a feature."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 16, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Boat Trip (2003) |
"
If Boat Trip were a skin disease, you'd have whatever limb it was found on amputated at the base."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 13, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
14%
|
Phantoms (1998) |
"
Rose McGowan continues her habit of appearing in worthless movies."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 25, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
12%
|
S.F.W. (1994) |
"
S.F.W. has a very apt title. After watching ten minutes of this garbage, you'll be exclaiming "S.F.W." yourself."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 25, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
2%
|
Baby Geniuses (1999) |
"
I'm still clawing out my eyes."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 25, 2003
|
|
0.5/5
|
36%
|
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) |
"
I'd go so far as to say that if you really liked this film, you have a career working in fast food to look forward to. Get it? Fast food?"
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 26, 2004
|
|
0.5/5
|
4%
|
The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
"
Avoid the film, burn $10, down a large Coke, then jump up and down on your bed until you're completely nauseous. The effect will be the same but you'll save 90 minutes."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 8, 2004
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|
1/5
|
——
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Mitchell (1975) |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 22, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
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Home Team (1999) |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Fantasist () |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Spaced Out () |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 18, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Walking Tall (2004) |
"
The Rock does Billy Jack, and the director catches an early flight home."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Summer Catch (2001) |
"
A baseball movie with no baseball, no movie, and absolutely no love involved."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Radio (2003) |
"
Awful from start to finish."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Concrete Cowboys (1979) |
"
A late 70's TV movie country and western redneck comedy. Intrigued?"
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
"
Burn the negatives."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Firing Line (1991) |
"
I'm pretty darn sure nobody associated with this flick has a copy of it in their collection, so why should you?"
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (2003) |
"
National Lampoon used to mean 'good comedy'. Now it's considered a warning."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"
30 seconds in, it lost me. 3 minutes in, it angered me. 13 minutes in, I wanted to start randomly garotting people in the next row. 23 minutes in, I actually tried to. "
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
My Big Fat Independent Movie (2005) |
"
Too many corners cut, not enough quality control, and a screenplay that simply wasn't ready for camera."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 22, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
38%
|
The Girl from Monday (2005) |
"
An interminable movie experience."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 14, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Between (2006) |
"
Like a porno movie without any porn whatsoever, but with all the awful acting."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Roller Boogie (1979) |
"
Big hair, tight shorts, crappy skating, terrible acting. And Linda Blair."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 1, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
90%
|
Last Life in the Universe (2004) |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 21, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Paradise (1982) |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 7, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
65%
|
13 Going on 30 (Suddenly 30) (2004) |
"
Romantic comedy hits a new low, and my stomach bile hits a new high."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 26, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Johnson Family Vacation (2004) |
"
As bad and unfunny as the material is, it's matched neck-and-neck by bad and unfunny performances from Vanessa Williams, Bow Wow, Solange Knowles, Shannon Elizabeth, and the generally reliable Steve Harvey."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 12, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
National Lampoon's Last Resort (1993) |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 3, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Solid Cover () |
"
In straight-to-video hell... nobody can hear you groan."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Cannibal Rollerbabes () |
"
I love a good cannibal movie. But this is not a good cannibal movie. Cannibal Rollerbabes is as bad as the title suggests. Heck, there's not even much rollerblading in it."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Firestorm (1997) |
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Diabolique (1996) |
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Rhinestone (1984) |
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003) |
"
Stupid stunts that defy rational belief, wasted casting that infuriates and annoys, and more skin than any woman with a brain, agent and reputation should display on screen."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
One Night at McCool's (2001) |
"
No matter how bad a movie with A-list actors involved is, it will still be released - somewhere, sometime, to someone."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Smokers (2001) |
"
Decrepit filmmaking, the likes of which should see at least the director, if not the producers, never hold a similar position again."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
Le Divorce (2003) |
"
I saw this AFTER I watched Gigli, and it's STILL the worst film I've seen in the last twelve months."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 3, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Mortal Kombat (1995) |
"
Hopeless? Oh yes. It's hopeless alright. Mondo hopeless."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted May 15, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
39%
|
The Singing Detective (2003) |
"
The movie Road to Perdition could have been. If Road to Perdition sucked."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 15, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Tripfall (2000) |
"
There's no denying it, this is hopeless stuff."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 15, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Baby's Day Out (1994) |
"
Hey, at least the baby wasn't talking."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 28, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
2%
|
Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997) |
"
Incredible ineptitude, a terminally shaky camera and plotholes you could drive the universe through."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 28, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Gone Fishin' (1997) |
"
Like any Pesci outing post-Goodfellas, this can be described with one word; that word is 'hackneyed'."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 26, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Spun (2003) |
"
I'll cede that Akerlund knows how to use a camera, but as far as getting his point across... he's clueless."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 26, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Timecop (1994) |
"
Only worth renting if you've got a poker game and a bottle of Jack Daniels going. View it straight and you'll be too busy rolling your eyes to keep up."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 25, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Staying Alive (1983) |
"
The words 'directed by Sylvester Stallone' say it all."
—
Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Mar 25, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Bare Exposure (1999) |
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 6, 2003
|
67%
——
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