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Akiva Gottlieb

Agrees with the Tomatometer 65% of the time.

Biography:
In late 1998, I found myself to be a nervous wreck in the wonderful city of Los Angeles. I would go to the cinema twice or so a week, (usually) wasting money, skipping homework and having to put up with my parents' doubts. I desperately needed to convey my emotions! But I couldn't, so I became a film critic instead. I gave myself a reason to see what is now 3 or 4 films per week. Critics like Michael Dequina helped me move up the ranks, and in January 2000 I started a website called Picture Show (http://pictureshow.8m.com), which I share with 3 other wonderful young critics. I also am entertainment editor and resident film critic at L.A. publication Boiling Point. I love to write, but my real aspiration is filmmaking. I am currently directing a short film called "Yellow Brick Road", starring Robert Coppola Schwartzman ("Virgin Suicides"), Max Goldblatt ("My Giant") and fellow OFCS-member Michael Dequina. I am honored to be in the OFCS.
Favorites:
Top 11 of 1999 (in no particular order)- American Beauty, The Insider, Magnolia, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, Three Seasons, The Matrix, Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl, Being John Malkovich, Boys Don't Cry, Eyes Wide Shut
Publications:
Apollo Guide , Film Written Magazine , rec.arts.movies.reviews , Slant Magazine , Stylus Magazine , Village Voice
Total Reviews:
179

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
1/4 55% Married Life (2008) " When the characters in Married Life cry out for help, the entire mise-en-scène stifles them with irony." — Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 19, 2007
40% The Ringer (2005) " An uncomfortable intermingling of message movie and gross-out comedy, a sporadically funny vehicle that indicts its audience for laughing. Come on, guys. You can't have your fun and eat it too." — Village Voice
Posted Dec 28, 2005
44% The Comedians of Comedy (2005) " Watching the quartet doing laundry, playing arcade games, or getting haircuts evokes the banality of road life far too accurately, and at 105 minutes, the film hardly leaves us wanting more." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 8, 2005
41% Going Shopping (2005) " Henry Jaglom's latest study of contemporary female obsessions among a noxious clan of West L.A. bourgeoisie is of more pathological than cinematic interest." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 27, 2005
17% Loudmouth Soup (2005) " Loudmouth Soup perpetuates the same shallow myths about Los Angeles that it pretends to indict." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 20, 2005
22% Formula 17 (2005) " Mark my words: There is no way an innocent like Tien and a Meat Loaf-style heartthrob like Bai could ever make a love thing happen." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 23, 2005
31% Valiant (2005) " As education by anthropomorphism goes, Maus this ain't." — Village Voice
Posted Aug 16, 2005
75% Just One Look (2005) " A paean to cinephilia that might goad viewers into questioning the value of film itself." — Village Voice
Posted Jul 26, 2005
41% Second Best (2004) " An ugly, amateurish film that champions mediocrity in a meta-attempt to justify its own ineptitude." — Village Voice
Posted May 24, 2005
58% Stolen Childhoods (2005) " As cinema, this is standard, on-the-nose PBS fluff, but it's the grade school principal's perfect guilt inducement tool for slackers who arrive late to class." — Village Voice
Posted May 17, 2005
2.5 57% The Interpreter (2005) " Subversive, maybe, but hardly explosive. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 19, 2005
21% Uncle Nino (2003) " Sounds Disneyfied enough on paper, but the elderly, violin-toting hero's successful attempt to infiltrate his miscreant nephew's mall-punk garage band is too creepy to fulfill the hipness quotient." — Village Voice
Posted Feb 8, 2005
61% Swimming Upstream (2004) " Saddled with a ham-fistedly literal title and copious aesthetic ineptitude." — Village Voice
Posted Feb 2, 2005
43% Bob, Verushka & the Pursuit of Happiness () " While Waite's deadpan delivery eases the torture, Stigliano's micro-budget film plays like a preachy relic of the Gorbachev era." — Village Voice
Posted Nov 16, 2004
57% Cowboys & Angels (2003) " In general, a film in which the protagonist exalts his friend on a city sidewalk, raising his arms to the sky and proclaiming, 'You've worked your magic on me, and I'll never be the same again!' should not be seen by anyone." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 14, 2004
5% The Cookout (2004) " The pointlessness of The Cookout exudes a modicum of charm, but the simple-minded mess still lacks the wit and moral weight of an episode of Family Matters." — Village Voice
Posted Sep 7, 2004
25% Off the Lip (2004) " This inane debut feature is based around neon-suffused stock surfing footage from a Compaq commercial, so it's a notable accomplishment that Off the Lip succeeds at being laughably highfalutin." — Village Voice
Posted May 4, 2004
73% Showboy (2002) " An ill-conceived, often implausible hybrid of fact and fiction." — Village Voice
Posted Apr 6, 2004
1/4 4% The Mod Squad (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 67% Cztery Noce z Anna (Four Nights with Anna) (2008) " Four Nights with Anna is one part funny ha-ha to 99 parts funny-strange." — Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 13, 2008
1.5/4 76% Assisted Living (2005) " Greenebaum never molds his inchoate elements into any clear shape." — Slant Magazine
Posted Feb 1, 2005
1.5/4 47% The Loss of Sexual Innocence (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 48% Cruel Intentions (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 61% Mystery Men (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 50% Outside Providence (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 76% Let it Rain (Parlez-moi de la pluie) (2010) " A question: If you spend an entire career chronicling power relationships among the incurably self-absorbed, is that not in itself a form of self-absorption?" — Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 15, 2008
2/4 67% Les Amours d'Astrée et de Céladon (Romance of Astrea and Celadon) (2008) " To borrow the film's vernacular, the words never stab into the soul." — Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 26, 2007
2/4 82% Hustle & Flow (2005) " Talent and practice isn't enough to realize your dreams. To get on MTV, sometimes you gotta shoot somebody." — Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 13, 2005
2/4 53% Dallas 362 (2005) " plays more like a vanity project from a rich kid who never got to do his share of macho posturing. " — Slant Magazine
Posted Jun 21, 2005
2/4 82% Rock School (2005) " There's something unsettling and downright Dickensian about Green's hard-knocks method and proprietary stance." — Slant Magazine
Posted May 22, 2005
2/4 53% Melinda and Melinda (2005) " Plays like the product of a Woody tribute act that couldn't decide if it preferred Annie Hall or Crimes and Misdemeanors." — Slant Magazine
Posted Feb 23, 2005
2/4 40% Varsity Blues (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 67% Sugar Town (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 78% Get Real (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 53% Payback (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 67% Stir of Echoes (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 82% Happy, Texas (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 7% Jawbreaker (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 29% 200 Cigarettes (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 46% Forces of Nature (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 51% Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
57/100 33% Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 82% The End of America (2008) " The End of America gives author and public intellectual Naomi Wolf an Inconvenient Truth-style platform to remind Americans about the Bush administration's assault on our civil liberties." — Slant Magazine
Posted Dec 3, 2008
2.5/4 52% Four Brothers (2005) " A crackerjack B-movie." — Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 11, 2005
2.5/4 23% The General's Daughter (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 19% Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 97% The Winslow Boy (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 56% Mumford (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 61% 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 85% The Sixth Sense (1999) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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