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0/4
|
——
|
Gringo Wedding () |
"
There are a lot of offensive things about Gringo Wedding, an ostensible romantic comedy partially made in South Florida. It's racist, sexist and homophobic. But perhaps most galling is how stupid it is."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted May 4, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
0%
|
Singing Forest (2003) |
"
The Singing Forest is not just incompetently written, directed and performed, it's also breezily offensive."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Apr 22, 2004
|
|
.5/4
|
6%
|
Full of It (2007) |
"
Somehow Full of It got made and got distributed, despite its nearly fanatical lack of wit or originality."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Mar 1, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
57%
|
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) |
"
It's rare to encounter a movie as aggressive in its ridiculousness as Perfume: The Story of a Murderer. So, credit where credit is due: This is an extremely ambitious terrible film."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jan 4, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
68%
|
Snakes on a Plane (2006) |
"
The greatest title in history is, when executed as an actual movie, venomously awful."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Aug 18, 2006
|
|
.5/4
|
13%
|
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"
It's dumb as rocks and thoroughly unnecessary."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Aug 4, 2005
|
|
0.5/4
|
42%
|
Kicking & Screaming (2005) |
"
Kicking & Screaming is barely worth the effort it takes to think of synonyms for 'bad.'"
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted May 12, 2005
|
|
.5/4
|
9%
|
The Dust Factory (2004) |
"
It's actually just kind of stupid."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 14, 2004
|
|
.5/4
|
15%
|
Sleepover (2004) |
"
The filmmakers seem to think the audience they covet consists entirely of dumb, shallow kids who'll buy anything they're told is cool."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jul 8, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
The Ex (2007) |
"
The Ex, directed with a breathtaking lack of instinct by Jesse Peretz, is always at least a half-beat off."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted May 10, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Perfect Stranger (2007) |
"
Perfect Stranger is Halle Berry's latest descent into career purgatory."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Apr 12, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
63%
|
Music and Lyrics (2007) |
"
Music and Lyrics can't even pull off the simple task of casting two actors who share a slight whiff of chemistry."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Feb 14, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
Because I Said So (2007) |
"
The brain recoils at even having to recount the ill-conceived plot."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Feb 1, 2007
|
|
|
74%
|
The Painted Veil (2006) |
"
There is not an actor in The Painted Veil who is anything less than supremely talented. But despite having a razor-sharp script from which to work, [director John] Curran can't quite get a single character to come fully alive."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Dec 28, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
38%
|
The Nativity Story (2006) |
"
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since I saw The Nativity Story, and I still think it is so far from divine as to in fact be abominably bad."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Nov 30, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
21%
|
Man of the Year (2006) |
"
In fact, there may well have been one or two funny lines in Man of the Year, but by that point they were lost in the staggering repulsiveness."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 12, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
Waist Deep (2006) |
"
A movie that is cheerfully, indiscriminately violent, exploiting exactly the same viciously cyclical culture on which it pretends to be providing trenchant commentary."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jun 22, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
25%
|
The Da Vinci Code (2006) |
"
The movie is woefully plotted and just flat-out, eye-crossingly dull."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted May 18, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"
The biggest problem with Basic Instinct 2 is that it's not the worst movie ever made. It's a shame; at least then, it would have some significance."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Mar 30, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
Rumor Has It (2005) |
"
Rumor Has It is glossy, pretty and utterly forgettable, just like -- except for that last part, evidently -- Aniston's fabulous hair."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Dec 22, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
41%
|
Where the Truth Lies (2005) |
"
Alas, the melodrama is utterly unsexy, sloppy and dull."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Nov 3, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"
Elizabethtown feels decidedly impersonal and, even worse, enormously contrived."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 13, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
71%
|
Voces inocentes, (Innocent Voices) (2005) |
"
The subject matter of Innocent Voices almost tricks you into believing the movie has some inherent worth."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 13, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
52%
|
Four Brothers (2005) |
"
Clumsy, dumb, offensive drama."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Aug 11, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
A movie this insipid somehow makes Herbie: Fully Loaded seem promising in comparison."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jun 16, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Kingdom of Heaven (2005) |
"
A staggeringly lazy, leg-twitchingly dull, unholy mess."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted May 5, 2005
|
|
|
53%
|
Melinda and Melinda (2005) |
"
The dual stories in Melinda and Melinda never manage to be cohesive or meaningful enough to register as purely comic or tragic."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Mar 24, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
The Ring Two (2005) |
"
Not, for even a tiny second, legitimately scary."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Mar 17, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Modigliani (2004) |
"
A fantastic reminder that the only thing worse than a bad movie is a bad, pretentious movie."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Feb 3, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
White Noise (2005) |
"
The movie is a compendium of white upper-middle-class suburban banality, cheap scares and eye-crossingly monotonous drama."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jan 6, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Birth (2004) |
"
Captures the triumph of pretentiousness over intelligent filmmaking, and willful morosity over character dimension."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 28, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"
This crass, sloppy comedy is Affleck's fifth consecutive lousy movie."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 21, 2004
|
|
|
23%
|
Wicker Park (2004) |
"
Five minutes into this eye-crossingly dull drama, you wonder not just what is going on, but why on earth you should care. (The short answer: You should not.)"
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Sep 3, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
She Hate Me (2004) |
"
A train wreck."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Aug 19, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
[A] sloppy, dull, brain-dead waste of a movie."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jul 22, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
An excellent example of filmmakers throwing bundles of money at a proverbial wall and seeing what sticks."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted May 6, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Godsend (2003) |
"
Easily the dumbest thriller to be released since last month's Taking Lives."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Apr 29, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
2%
|
Twisted (2004) |
"
Twisted, despite managing tiny, sad bursts of suspense, is barely worth the energy it will take to mock it."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Feb 27, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
Welcome To Mooseport (2004) |
"
The movie is way too long, way too dull and way too unfunny."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Feb 19, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
77%
|
The Cooler (2003) |
"
Manages to be somewhat compelling until it crashes and burns in a ridiculous finale."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Jan 15, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
Paycheck (2003) |
"
Blazingly stupid, punishingly dull."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Dec 25, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
"
A very expensive, 73-minute commercial for related merchandise."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Nov 21, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Gothika (2003) |
"
It's a misleadingly foreboding, cheaply scary and remarkably stupid thriller."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Nov 21, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
The Human Stain (2003) |
"
An impersonation of a fine movie that never for a moment convinces you that it actually is one."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 31, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
Beyond Borders (2003) |
"
Dull and sanctimonious."
—
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Posted Oct 24, 2003
|
|
|
17%
|
Whatever It Takes (2000) |
"
Whatever It Takes takes old tale, ruins it."
—
Miami Herald
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
15%
|
Idle Hands (1999) |
"
Deliberately, gleefully orchestrated camp."
—
Miami Herald
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
67%
|
Stir of Echoes (1999) |
"
Koepp relies almost entirely on the isolated shocking images, ignoring the human element at the center in favor of digitalized special effects and rapid-fire editing."
—
Miami Herald
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
16%
|
The Astronaut's Wife (1999) |
"
There is a terribly fine line between nihilism and rampant idiocy, and he hurls himself across it."
—
Miami Herald
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
9%
|
I Dreamed of Africa (2000) |
"
A dream of a substantial production; a wisp of a movie that dissipates the moment you leave the theater."
—
Miami Herald
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
67%
——
98%
