Fresh
| Fresh 70%
| Bruno (2009) | "
Shock and awesome. We are co-conspirators with Bruno when we know where he's headed. Let's keep Borat out of this." Posted Jul 8, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 66%
| Public Enemies (2009) | "
Mann delivers as does Depp and Bale. Billy Crudup's J. Edgar Hoover mesmerizes. As usual, Mann shortchanges female roles. Marion Cotillard is a dull temptress." Posted Jun 30, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 66%
| Away We Go (2009) | "
Indulgent bore about a freeloading confused couple who visit friends. Nothing happens." Posted Jun 25, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it's immoral. Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time. This is why the movie is so long." Posted Jun 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 12%
| My Life in Ruins (2009) | "
Embarrassingly bad. Will kill Greece tourism. A torturous bore." Posted Jun 2, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 93%
| Drag Me To Hell (2009) | "
Sam Raimi does not cheat us. I believe in curses and after Drag Me to Hell, so will you." Posted May 27, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 78%
| The Hangover (2009) | "
I loved Fat Jesus. A comedy that's funny and naughty. This is a franchise. Mike Tyson has a career in movies!" Posted May 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 58%
| The Girlfriend Experience (2009) | "
Crap. No script, no acting, no sex, and no talent. Disney animation has more sex. Grey is shot hidden in the dark and behind sofas. She's an emotional bore & spends 77 minutes putting her hair in a bun." Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
I don't want to make Bale angry, but his weak supporting role isn't what we expected from iconic messiah John Connor." Posted May 19, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 37%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
A tedious bore. Too slow and too many words. A farfetched medieval history lesson. Robert Langdon saves the Catholic Church!" Posted May 7, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
Sunny hothead cadet meets his Vulcan soulmate. Wisely, no bloated, buffoon pitchman has a cameo. J.J. Abrams put the budget on the screen." Posted May 6, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 86%
| Tyson (2009) | "
Emotionally and psychologically raw, this is a revelatory experience. Tyson has a Second Act, he could mentor a troubled teen like his savior Cus D'Amato." Posted May 4, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 36%
| X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) | "
A troubled but toned super-mutant burned by love. You'll forget Jackman was in "Australia"." Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 55%
| The Soloist (2009) | "
Downey is taking his "greatest actor of his generation" tag too seriously." Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 85%
| State of Play (2009) | "
Standard political thriller with tense direction. Long weave-haired Charles Laughton does a serviceable job." Posted Apr 15, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 28%
| Fast & Furious (2009) | "
It's not called "Fast & Furious: Schindler's List". Perfect reboot if you like the genre. Big crashes, property mayhem, and sparse dialogue." Posted Apr 1, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 66%
| Duplicity (2009) | "
They took the lousy Soderbergh/Clooney template for Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen and intentionally made this stinker." Posted Mar 17, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 42%
| The Last House on the Left (2009) | "
Terrifying. Director Iliadis burns tension and Garret Dillahunt still scares me. Makes Ned Beatty's Deliverance rape look like a romance." Posted Mar 10, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 64%
| Watchmen (2009) | "
Astonishing and highly original. Like Blade Runner, The Matrix, and 2001, it will visually affect future movies. Stunning, mature, and elevates the genre." Posted Mar 4, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) | "
A casting disaster. Michael Sheen played Tony Blair and David Frost. Now he's killed a franchise." Posted Jan 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 13%
| Bride Wars (2009) | "
Will make you hate brides." Posted Jan 7, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 85%
| JCVD (2008) | "
Van Damme impressively takes the career comeback title from Mickey Rourke. It's an acting tour de force not to be missed. Van Damme bears his soul." Posted Dec 26, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 90%
| Hunger (2008) | "
Breathtaking. Astonishing. My pick for Best Picture of the Year. See this for one of cinema's greatest ever scenes, tagged as "The Scene"." Posted Dec 25, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 98%
| Let the Right One In (2008) | "
The best vampire movie of the year." Posted Dec 24, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 60%
| Valkyrie (2008) | "
A tension-packed thriller with a superb cast." Posted Dec 20, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 61%
| Marley & Me (2008) | "
A dog rules a bland couple. Makes me glad I didn't read the book. Cured my puppy lust." Posted Dec 19, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 65%
| The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008) | "
A harrowing, unforgettable film. I highly recommend it." Posted Dec 19, 2008 |
Fresh
| Rotten 20%
| The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) | "
Far superior to the silly robot in a silver jumper B&W original." Posted Dec 12, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 62%
| The Reader (2008) | "
Winslet is brilliant, fearless and shows other actresses how to play real people without compromising. Kidman and Jolie, I'm speaking directly to you. You are movie stars, Winselt is an actress." Posted Dec 9, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 72%
| The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) | "
Pitt's trust in David Fincher proves that both richly deserve accolades for bringing magic and poignancy without sentimentality to this fantasy tale." Posted Dec 6, 2008 |
Fresh
| Rotten 49%
| Twilight (2008) | "
You don't have to be a teenage girl to know Robert Pattinson is the sexiest heartthrob to emerge on screen since J.D. jumped on Thelma's bed." Posted Dec 6, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 56%
| Defiance (2008) | "
Not an easy movie to criticize, but here goes." Posted Dec 4, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 79%
| Gran Torino (2008) | "
Walt hates everyone. He kicks his dog. He growls and spits. It's Spitting Blood, Old Man Dirty Harry." Posted Dec 4, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 69%
| Revolutionary Road (2008) | "
Not Titanic 2. She hates him. Michael Shannon deserves a Best Supporting Actor nomination." Posted Dec 3, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 98%
| The Wrestler (2008) | "
Rourke shows a charismatic sensitivity formerly hidden. He's got nothing to lose by holding back and it shows." Posted Nov 29, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 94%
| Milk (2008) | "
Sean Penn delivers a brilliant, transformational performance." Posted Nov 26, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 54%
| Australia (2008) | "
Terrible. Cartoonish turkey with no script. Australia should rescind Baz's citizenship. Smart move, Russell Crowe, backing out of this." Posted Nov 21, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 92%
| Frost/Nixon (2008) | "
Too many words and no drama, unless effeminate Italian shoes is a metaphor for an unloved, bitter man." Posted Nov 12, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 65%
| Quantum of Solace (2008) | "
Is this Bond, James Bond?" Posted Oct 31, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 61%
| Changeling (2008) | "
Eastwood abandons his unique emotional style for a drama about police corruption. Jolie should have channeled Anna Magnani." Posted Oct 29, 2008 |
Fresh
| Rotten 59%
| RocknRolla (2008) | "
Muscular girth. Mark Strong emerges as a sexy star." Posted Oct 28, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 76%
| Role Models (2008) | "
Dynamic Jane Lynch must get her own movie franchise. George, Brad, what are you waiting for?" Posted Oct 23, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 92%
| Happy-Go-Lucky (2008) | "
I kept hoping Miss Happy-Go-Lucky would get cancer." Posted Oct 21, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 66%
| The Incredible Hulk (2008) | "
The Commentary and Deleted Scenes make this vivid color transfer a finely produced DVD." DVD REVIEW Posted Oct 21, 2008 |
Fresh
| Rotten 54%
| What Just Happened (2008) | "
It made me cry for Harvey Weinstein. Michael Wincott, I've missed you!" Posted Oct 17, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 60%
| W. (2008) | "
Brilliant, engrossing, and terrifying. Brolin is a revelation." Posted Oct 15, 2008 |
Fresh
| Fresh 65%
| Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) | "
Kevin Smith finally has a hit with Rogen and porn stars. Smith got the Ben Affleck curse lifted." Posted Oct 8, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 51%
| Body of Lies (2008) | "
DiCaprio works hard while Crowe does chores at home and eats." Posted Oct 7, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 70%
| Religulous (2008) | "
Maher ridicules all religions except the 3rd largest, Hinduism, and 4th largest, Buddhism. Maher should praise Buddha for inventing a religion without a God. Maher ends preaching." Posted Sep 30, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 76%
| Appaloosa (2008) | "
Squinting Zellweger ruins it. I liked the hats." Posted Sep 25, 2008 |