Rotten
| Rotten 45%
| Nine (2009) | "
A shocking disappointment. A mess without one show-stopper song." Posted Dec 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 79%
| Invictus (2009) | "
A disappointment. While not diminishing the father of South Africa, this is a tedious documentary-style bore. Eastwood's Mandela is a very kind man, but we never get to really know him." Posted Dec 7, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 38%
| 2012 (2009) | "
Terrible with no story, a god-awful cast led by the cursed Amanda Peet, and stale dialogue. Cheesy CGI." Posted Nov 11, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 18%
| The Fourth Kind (2009) | "
Alien abductees are back and they are still idiots." Posted Nov 1, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 20%
| Amelia (2009) | "
A dull, torturous bore. Could Earhart's life really have been this uninteresting?" Posted Oct 25, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 87%
| A Serious Man (2009) | "
Every character is ugly and repulsive except the shiksa next door. What does this say about the Coen Brothers?" Posted Oct 22, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 71%
| Where the Wild Things Are (2009) | "
Angry boy runs away and names himself king of big, violent muppets. He never once misses his frantic mother. Back home, he gets rewarded with cake." Posted Oct 15, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
Mean, miserable married men. Not funny. A toddler easily steals the movie." Posted Oct 4, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 83%
| Bright Star (2009) | "
Shallow, slow and Mr. Brown is an irritant." Posted Sep 18, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 75%
| Julie & Julia (2009) | "
Needs a story and a director. Bottom line: Who cares?" Posted Jul 30, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 83%
| Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) | "
Should kill the franchise. Too many foolish, ancient wizards and HP, Hermoine and Ron are shallow extras. A crushing, muddy bore." Posted Jul 15, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 66%
| Away We Go (2009) | "
Indulgent bore about a freeloading confused couple who visit friends. Nothing happens." Posted Jun 25, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it's immoral. Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time. This is why the movie is so long." Posted Jun 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 10%
| My Life in Ruins (2009) | "
Embarrassingly bad. Will kill Greece tourism. A torturous bore." Posted Jun 2, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 62%
| The Girlfriend Experience (2009) | "
Crap. No script, no acting, no sex, and no talent. Disney animation has more sex. Grey is shot hidden in the dark and behind sofas. She's an emotional bore & spends 77 minutes putting her hair in a bun." Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
I don't want to make Bale angry, but his weak supporting role isn't what we expected from iconic messiah John Connor." Posted May 19, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 36%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
A tedious bore. Too slow and too many words. A farfetched medieval history lesson. Robert Langdon saves the Catholic Church!" Posted May 7, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 55%
| The Soloist (2009) | "
Downey is taking his "greatest actor of his generation" tag too seriously." Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 84%
| State of Play (2009) | "
Standard political thriller with tense direction. Long weave-haired Charles Laughton does a serviceable job." Posted Apr 15, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 65%
| Duplicity (2009) | "
They took the lousy Soderbergh/Clooney template for Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen and intentionally made this stinker." Posted Mar 17, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) | "
A casting disaster. Michael Sheen played Tony Blair and David Frost. Now he's killed a franchise." Posted Jan 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 12%
| Bride Wars (2009) | "
Will make you hate brides." Posted Jan 7, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 61%
| Marley & Me (2008) | "
A dog rules a bland couple. Makes me glad I didn't read the book. Cured my puppy lust." Posted Dec 19, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 56%
| Defiance (2008) | "
Not an easy movie to criticize, but here goes." Posted Dec 4, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 80%
| Gran Torino (2008) | "
Walt hates everyone. He kicks his dog. He growls and spits. It's Spitting Blood, Old Man Dirty Harry." Posted Dec 4, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 54%
| Australia (2008) | "
Terrible. Cartoonish turkey with no script. Australia should rescind Baz's citizenship. Smart move, Russell Crowe, backing out of this." Posted Nov 21, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 91%
| Frost/Nixon (2008) | "
Too many words and no drama, unless effeminate Italian shoes is a metaphor for an unloved, bitter man." Posted Nov 12, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 64%
| Quantum of Solace (2008) | "
Is this Bond, James Bond?" Posted Oct 31, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 61%
| Changeling (2008) | "
Eastwood abandons his unique emotional style for a drama about police corruption. Jolie should have channeled Anna Magnani." Posted Oct 29, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 92%
| Happy-Go-Lucky (2008) | "
I kept hoping Miss Happy-Go-Lucky would get cancer." Posted Oct 21, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 51%
| Body of Lies (2008) | "
DiCaprio works hard while Crowe does chores at home and eats." Posted Oct 7, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 69%
| Religulous (2008) | "
Maher ridicules all religions except the 3rd largest, Hinduism, and 4th largest, Buddhism. Maher should praise Buddha for inventing a religion without a God. Maher ends preaching." Posted Sep 30, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 76%
| Appaloosa (2008) | "
Squinting Zellweger ruins it. I liked the hats." Posted Sep 25, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 28%
| Eagle Eye (2008) | "
Running, crashes, yelling, and no story. And wait til you hear who the villain is." Posted Sep 24, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 13%
| The Women (2008) | "
I want to visit Diane English's world. How much does a spaceflight to the planet HD 209458b cost?" Posted Sep 3, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008) | "
A huge disappointing crime drama. Duchovny and Anderson clearly still hate their iconic characters. The Amanda Peet Curse continues." Posted Jul 31, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 40%
| Hancock (2008) | "
Morally bankrupt. And this is coming from someone who thinks Ted Bundy was misunderstood." Posted Jul 4, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 56%
| Go Go Tales () | "
In Ferrera's strip club, the owner sings a sad love song on stage." Posted Jun 29, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 18%
| The Happening (2008) | "
Nothing happens. Shyamalan has finally taken an ax to his Golden Goose." Posted Jun 12, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 37%
| Speed Racer (2008) | "
An ugly cartoon." Posted May 10, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 13%
| Made of Honor (2008) | "
Best friend takes his first wife." Posted May 4, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 68%
| Redbelt (2008) | "
A Gandhi-like martial arts teacher gets hoodwinked by Hollywood." Posted Apr 30, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 3%
| Deal (2008) | "
A movie made solely to promote an internet poker site. You have seen this movie many times before." Posted Apr 24, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 63%
| Baby Mama (2008) | "
I'm a huge Tina Fey fan, but Amy Poehler is sadly miscast." Posted Apr 24, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 64%
| The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) | "
Chan plays a drunk again and Li is a gay Hindu monkey king. See "Zombie Strippers" instead." Posted Apr 16, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 9%
| 10,000 B.C. (2008) | "
I cheered for the villains who were building a colossal civilization." Posted Mar 7, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 21%
| Semi-Pro (2008) | "
Cheap, lazy production. The directing is terrible and, more important, it's not funny. Who edited out the funny stuff?" Posted Feb 27, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 54%
| Charlie Bartlett (2007) | "
Its not money, good looks, or grades that make someone popular in high school. It's selling prescription drugs." Posted Feb 21, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 60%
| George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008) | "
Romero must stop making this crap. Rent Eli Roth's "Cabin Fever." George, see my advice for the next installment." Posted Feb 5, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 31%
| National Treasure 2 : Book of Secrets (2007) | "
Solve the P vs. NP Problem or figure out the plot of Book of Secrets." Posted Jan 20, 2008 |
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