|
0/5
|
26%
|
The Golden Child (1986) |
"
His posse told him he was god-like."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Feb 13, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
43%
|
Waterworld (1995) |
"
Fame swelled Costner's head."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Feb 12, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
60%
|
Head Above Water (1996) |
"
Debts must have been called in on this one."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jan 21, 2004
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0/5
|
——
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Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) |
"
This one slipped by me!"
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Oct 3, 2003
|
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0/5
|
16%
|
Jade (1995) |
"
What happened here?"
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Oct 3, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
64%
|
Moonraker (1979) |
"
Another buffoon 007 by Moore"
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Nov 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) |
"
Stallone & Getty? No magic here."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Sep 6, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
The Butcher's Wife (1991) |
"
One of the reasons we don't miss Demi."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Sep 6, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Joan of Arc (1999) |
"
Sobieski doesn't have a clue."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Wildcats (1986) |
"
Goldie fumbles."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 25, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
73%
|
Father of the Bride (1991) |
"
Minor fluff. Not recommended."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 16, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Faithful (1996) |
"
Cher's face doesn't move."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 16, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Sliver (1993) |
"
Stone and Noyce fall from grace."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 31, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
47%
|
The Vanishing (1993) |
"
The original was horrifying."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 17, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
The Seventh Sign (1988) |
"
Demi, this is why I don't miss you."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Feb 3, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
41%
|
The Road To Wellville (1994) |
"
Painful."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jan 22, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) |
"
Didn't convince me."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Oct 1, 2003
|
|
|
41%
|
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) |
"
Cage gets paid and kisses Monica Bellucci. I burned off 2 hours in Hell. This movie is not for kids, it's for toddlers."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 9, 2010
|
|
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
Slavishly amateurish with no heart. Cold, not engaging, and dull. Bad writing and film school-level directing. What happened to an exciting story? "
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jun 30, 2010
|
|
|
49%
|
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) |
"
Not that it matters but it was horrible. Zsa Zsa Gabor wigs, 99%u023C Store makeup, and overall lousy filmmaking. Disney vampires without teeth or lust %u2013 is this really what pre-teens want?"
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jun 29, 2010
|
|
|
10%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
Horrible. I watched it through my fingers. It's the snuff film of comedy. "
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jun 24, 2010
|
|
|
15%
|
Sex and the City 2 (2010) |
"
In a coma on life-support. Not sexy, no story, ugly clothes, the women look horribly aged but Max Ryan is sex in the desert. Insults a Muslim culture."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 25, 2010
|
|
|
43%
|
Robin Hood (2010) |
"
The cast, production and costumes are terrific. The story is so muddled and lousy it stains Gladiator. Crowe was right to fight %u2013 as rumored - with Scott. Crowe looks great."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 11, 2010
|
|
|
74%
|
Iron Man 2 (2010) |
"
A major disappointment. I hated arrogant, bratty, foot-stomping man-baby Tony Stark and prissy Pepper Potts. Too much brattle and no story."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 5, 2010
|
|
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
Like AVATAR, this is a fantasy. Skip this movie and read the poster. It is all there."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Apr 22, 2010
|
|
|
28%
|
Clash of the Titans (2010) |
"
The death knell of Greek mythology. Bury the Kraken."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Apr 2, 2010
|
|
|
75%
|
Greenberg (2010) |
"
A bore. No story. About a narcissistic, mean-spirited, depressed 40 year old."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Mar 19, 2010
|
|
|
12%
|
The Bounty Hunter (2010) |
"
Is Aniston impervious to good scripts? Corny, predictable story, no chemistry between the stars and Aniston hides her face with her hair."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Mar 19, 2010
|
|
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
Makes you hate the day. Isn't Garry Marshall (76) too old for a fluffy romantic comedy for teens? Lots of stars get paid for 3 days of easy work."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Feb 9, 2010
|
|
|
28%
|
Dear John (2010) |
"
Ponderous direction cripples Tatum with crying like a newborn. Belongs in the dead letter bin."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jan 29, 2010
|
|
|
46%
|
Creation (2010) |
"
Darwin was a scared, weepy man obsessed with his young daughter."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jan 12, 2010
|
|
|
28%
|
Extraordinary Measures (2010) |
"
Harrison Ford executive produces and stars, as "angry Al Pacino", in a Hallmark TV movie."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jan 12, 2010
|
|
|
70%
|
The Last Station (2010) |
"
If you never read Tolstoy, this film guarantees you will not be tempted."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Dec 13, 2009
|
|
|
37%
|
Nine (2009) |
"
A shocking disappointment. A mess without one show-stopper song."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Dec 9, 2009
|
|
|
75%
|
Invictus (2009) |
"
A disappointment. While not diminishing the father of South Africa, this is a tedious documentary-style bore. Eastwood's Mandela is a very kind man, but we never get to really know him."
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FilmsInReview.com
Posted Dec 7, 2009
|
|
|
39%
|
2012 (2009) |
"
Terrible with no story, a god-awful cast led by the cursed Amanda Peet, and stale dialogue. Cheesy CGI."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Nov 11, 2009
|
|
|
18%
|
The Fourth Kind (2009) |
"
Alien abductees are back and they are still idiots."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Nov 1, 2009
|
|
|
21%
|
Amelia (2009) |
"
A dull, torturous bore. Could Earhart's life really have been this uninteresting?"
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Oct 25, 2009
|
|
|
89%
|
A Serious Man (2009) |
"
Every character is ugly and repulsive except the shiksa next door. What does this say about the Coen Brothers?"
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Oct 22, 2009
|
|
|
73%
|
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) |
"
Angry boy runs away and names himself king of big, violent muppets. He never once misses his frantic mother. Back home, he gets rewarded with cake."
—
Movie Reviews in Croatian
Posted Oct 15, 2009
|
|
|
12%
|
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"
Mean, miserable married men. Not funny. A toddler easily steals the movie."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Oct 4, 2009
|
|
|
82%
|
Bright Star (2009) |
"
Shallow, slow and Mr. Brown is an irritant."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Sep 18, 2009
|
|
|
75%
|
Julie & Julia (2009) |
"
Needs a story and a director. Bottom line: Who cares?"
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 30, 2009
|
|
|
84%
|
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) |
"
Should kill the franchise. Too many foolish, ancient wizards and HP, Hermoine and Ron are shallow extras. A crushing, muddy bore."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jul 15, 2009
|
|
|
67%
|
Away We Go (2009) |
"
Indulgent bore about a freeloading confused couple who visit friends. Nothing happens."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jun 25, 2009
|
|
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it's immoral. Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time. This is why the movie is so long."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jun 23, 2009
|
|
|
9%
|
My Life in Ruins (Driving Aphrodite) (2009) |
"
Embarrassingly bad. Will kill Greece tourism. A torturous bore."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted Jun 2, 2009
|
|
|
64%
|
The Girlfriend Experience (2009) |
"
Crap. No script, no acting, no sex, and no talent. Disney animation has more sex. Grey is shot hidden in the dark and behind sofas. She's an emotional bore & spends 77 minutes putting her hair in a bun."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 22, 2009
|
|
|
33%
|
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"
I don't want to make Bale angry, but his weak supporting role isn't what we expected from iconic messiah John Connor."
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 19, 2009
|
|
|
37%
|
Angels & Demons (2009) |
"
A tedious bore. Too slow and too many words. A farfetched medieval history lesson. Robert Langdon saves the Catholic Church!"
—
FilmsInReview.com
Posted May 7, 2009
|
67%
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