|
1/5
|
26%
|
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009) |
"
Sometimes this kind of comedy just goes too far into rubbishness to make it back."
—
Empire Magazine
Posted Oct 23, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Resident Evil - Apocalypse (2004) |
"
A zombie movie as dead-eyed and soulless as its walking dead villains."
—
BBC
Posted Oct 6, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Gothika (2003) |
—
BBC
Posted Apr 6, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
The Statement (2003) |
"
Plodding and predictable."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 16, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
35%
|
Mona Lisa Smile (2003) |
"
Devoid of enjoyment, intelligence or interest."
—
BBC
Posted Jan 27, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) |
"
As incoherent, dumb and stupefyingly bland as its woebegone predecessor."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 12, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
38%
|
Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde (2003) |
"
A dull, lacklustre, obnoxiously stupid sequel."
—
BBC
Posted Jul 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
A Man Apart (2003) |
"
Hypocritical and stupid."
—
BBC
Posted Apr 4, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
79%
|
Antwone Fisher (2002) |
"
A mind-numbing, soul-deadeningly dull experience, it is a miracle of mediocrity, a small wonder: how can anything be quite this tedious?"
—
BBC
Posted Mar 4, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Analyze That (2002) |
"
There's more life in a mortuary than in Harold Ramis' laboured direction, the script creaks through 95 minutes as if they were 180, with no joke too obvious, cheap, or derivative."
—
BBC
Posted Feb 18, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Blood Work (2002) |
"
Sure, Eastwood's made bad movies before, but as with his fellow great director-star Woody Allen, there's a feeling that this time the creative decline is irreversible."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 11, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Body (2001) |
—
BBC
Posted Nov 3, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
75%
|
Dog Pound (2010) |
"
Offers a punchy insight to prison life. Unfortunately, it is a familiar and tepid storyline."
—
Empire Magazine
Posted Aug 26, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
55%
|
The Descent 2 (2009) |
"
An uninspired retread of a horror classic, this tries hard to justify its existence... and fails."
—
Empire Magazine
Posted Dec 4, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
Made of Honor (2008) |
"
An inoffensive but bland romantic comedy."
—
BBC
Posted May 6, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Lions for Lambs (2007) |
"
It's too pious to be entertaining, too polite to be convincing and, like a weapon of mass destruction, takes a lot longer to deploy than 45 minutes."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 6, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
59%
|
Hostel (2006) |
"
Beyond its 'How far can I go?' attitude to violence, Hostel has no reason to exist."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 21, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
86%
|
Inside Man (2006) |
"
Until Inside Man, it didn't seem possible Spike Lee could make a dull film."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 21, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
81%
|
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005) |
"
Click with it and there are elements to enjoy, but the title suggests a universal significance the film can't supply."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 16, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
45%
|
Dark Water (2005) |
"
Dark Water is a failure as a horror movie."
—
BBC
Posted Jul 19, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
39%
|
Kingdom of Heaven (2005) |
"
It feels spectacularly empty."
—
BBC
Posted May 10, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
The Ring Two (2005) |
"
Watts is a terrific actress, but there's little she can do to cover the cavernous gaps in logic in Ehren Kruger's script."
—
BBC
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
74%
|
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) |
"
There's an audience that will appreciate this, but they may struggle to see it through the smoke."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 1, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
39%
|
Milwaukee Minnesota (2003) |
"
A self-consciously quirky American indie pic, Milwaukee, Minnesota could really get on your nerves if you're not in the mood."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 30, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
10%
|
Taxi (2004) |
"
This is a cynical, tired example of filmmaking. Plenty of noise. Little va-va-voom."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 16, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) |
"
A botch job of mistimed scare scenes, bland characters and computer-generated hyenas."
—
BBC
Posted Oct 30, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
29%
|
The Punisher (2004) |
"
A comicbook action movie with an unpleasant edge."
—
BBC
Posted Oct 6, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
39%
|
Man on Fire (2004) |
—
BBC
Posted Oct 6, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
29%
|
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"
Diesel is an imposing screen presence even when growling risible dialogue."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 31, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
60%
|
The Terminal (2004) |
"
Hanks is a likeable actor but rarely a subtle one. Viktor is another cutesy emotional heart-tugger in the Forrest Gump mould, all galumphing slapstick."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 31, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
For about 40 minutes Catwoman is campy, trashy and fun. Then it's just trash: dull and depressingly empty."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 17, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
The Stepford Wives (2004) |
—
BBC
Posted Aug 3, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
32%
|
King Arthur (2004) |
—
BBC
Posted Aug 3, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
Thunderbirds (2004) |
"
The Thunderbirds vehicles are impressively realised (even the tarted up, purist-bothering motor of Lady P looks grand), but this live action adaptation of Gerry Anderson's iconic creations lacks any soul."
—
BBC
Posted Jul 20, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
44%
|
Connie And Carla (2004) |
"
Plays like a bargain basement Some Like It Hot."
—
BBC
Posted Jun 8, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
46%
|
Secret Window (2004) |
"
Even Johnny Depp in quirk-overdrive can't save it, his slyly insincere performance eventually irritating as much as the sincerely stupid movie he's stuck in."
—
BBC
Posted May 1, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) |
"
A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching."
—
BBC
Posted May 1, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
Hidalgo (2004) |
"
The stereotypes and blatant propaganda wouldn't irritate so much if the action itself wasn't so relentlessly dreary -- a desert of imagination, parched of original ideas."
—
BBC
Posted Apr 20, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
71%
|
The Rundown (Welcome to the Jungle) (2003) |
—
BBC
Posted Mar 30, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
Uptown Girls (2003) |
—
BBC
Posted Mar 16, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
It's All About Love (2004) |
"
Sadly, the movie's moral soon overwhelms the story, turning an initially intriguing thriller into a ponderous parable where the message is all too obvious and the medium is all too dull."
—
BBC
Posted Feb 13, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
70%
|
Elephant (2003) |
"
Pseudo-important posturing without either original thought or the excitement of an unashamed exploitation movie."
—
BBC
Posted Jan 20, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
88%
|
A Mighty Wind (2003) |
—
BBC
Posted Jan 15, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
60%
|
Stuck On You (2003) |
"
A one-note, one-joke movie, it wastes terrific performances from Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 23, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Kiss of Life (2003) |
—
BBC
Posted Dec 10, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
71%
|
Cold Mountain (2003) |
"
So full of hot air, any emotion is blown away -- gone, with the wind."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 5, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
Spun (2003) |
"
Like an ex-addict reminiscing over their days of dependence, it's dead behind the eyes: hollowed out."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 25, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"
The more thought you give the film, the less it deserves."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 5, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
68%
|
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) |
"
A shoddy Sergio Leone 'tribute' filmed from a first draft by a director who lacks the discipline to match his talent."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 24, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
38%
|
National Lampoon's Blackball (2005) |
—
BBC
Posted Sep 18, 2003
|
67%
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