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Blake French

Agrees with the Tomatometer 65% of the time.

Biography:
For six years, Blake has served as an entertainment reporter for a variety of online and print sources. He is an award-winning playwright; his work has been performed by several organizations, most notably Michigan State University. Blake also acts and models professionally (when he can actually find work). A native of suburban Detroit, he currently resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. He is a 2002 inductee into The Online Film Critics Society.
Favorites:
A Clockwork Orange
Publications:
Filmcritic.com , Lansing City Pulse , Los Angeles Alternative , NutzWorld , Reel.com , So You Wanna Sell A Script
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
281
Total QuickRatings:
46
Location:
Las Vegas, Nevada

Worst Reviewed Films

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0/5 83% Suburbia (1983) NutzWorld
Posted Dec 19, 2006
0/5 82% Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) NutzWorld
Posted Aug 4, 2002
0/5 41% The Scorpion King (2002) " Few expected a masterpiece from a movie powered by the image of a wrestling superstar, but even for Hollywood, The Scorpion King was a low blow." — NutzWorld
Posted Jun 30, 2002
0/5 21% Jason X (2002) " Each scene wreaks of routine; the film never manages to generate a single threat of suspense." — NutzWorld
Posted Jun 3, 2002
0/10 18% Saving Silverman (Evil Woman) (2001) " It's hard to believe that it is only February and we already have a contender for worst picture of the year." — NutzWorld
Posted Mar 14, 2001
.5/5 43% Anger Management (2003) " Anger Management: a film that irritated me so profusely I wanted to seek just that." — NutzWorld
Posted Apr 20, 2003
.5/4 13% Sorority Boys (2002) " ...expects us to laugh at the utter stupidity of the characters. But that doesn't work when the movie is equally as stupid. " — NutzWorld
Posted May 16, 2002
.5/4 11% Freddy Got Fingered (2001) " probably the most detestable production of the decade; or, heck, quite possibly ever!" — NutzWorld
Posted Apr 22, 2002
.5/4 17% Here On Earth (2000) " Demonstrates the lowest, most unscrupulous technique of filmmaking -- it involves no imagination, creativity, or original ideas." — NutzWorld
Posted Mar 14, 2001
1/5 61% Griff the Invisible (2011) " a boring, aimless installment into the rapidly growing subgenre of quirky superhero comedies" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 18, 2011
1/5 —— Death on Demand (2008) " The film doesn't have much to say, and doesn't even say what it does very well." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 2, 2009
1/5 22% Fired Up (2009) " promises guilty pleasure, but has the edge of a bowling ball" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 20, 2009
1/5 10% Hell Ride (2008) " A self-adoring, offensively boring homage to biker movies of the '60s" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 7, 2008
1/5 50% All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) " a feature length music video that's too busy admiring itself it the mirror to make any sense" — Filmcritic.com
Posted May 22, 2008
1/5 0% One Missed Call (2008) " there isn't much One Missed Call can do to satisfy horror fans." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 13, 2008
1/5 —— Study Hell (2007) " If you can't afford fake blood, then you shouldn't be making horror movies." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 18, 2007
1/5 3% The Covenant (2006) " doesn't move in any direction and instead wanders without much aim at all" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 19, 2006
1/5 41% The Big Hit (1998) " The Big Hit should be titled The Big Miss. That?s a really bad pun, but it?s better than anything in this movie." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 8, 2004
1/5 10% Ed Gein (2001) NutzWorld
Posted Jan 4, 2004
1/5 22% Money Train (1995) NutzWorld
Posted Jul 15, 2003
1/5 —— Darkwolf (2003) " Although it appeals to its target audience of horny teenagers and sex-deprived old men by featuring plenty of blood and boobs, the movie completely lacks everything else." — Filmcritic.com
Posted May 27, 2003
1/5 73% The Borrowers (1998) NutzWorld
Posted Jan 22, 2003
1/5 21% The Hot Chick (2002) " Deep down, I realized the harsh reality of my situation: I would leave the theater with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 14, 2002
1/5 0% The Rats (1997) " ...in order to buy this movie, you'd have to abandon sanity altogether." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 9, 2002
1/5 60% Wayne's World 2 (1993) NutzWorld
Posted Aug 4, 2002
1/5 22% Mr. Deeds (2002) " Although the premise opens doors to many comic opportunities, the film resorts to cheap, random jokes that do not grant Sander the right material to explore." — NutzWorld
Posted Jul 30, 2002
1/5 57% Like Mike (2002) " I've seen some bad singer-turned actors, but Lil Bow Wow takes the cake." — NutzWorld
Posted Jul 5, 2002
1/5 18% National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Party Liaison) (2002) " It wanders aimlessly from scene to scene. It has no idea where it's going or where it's been." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 1, 2002
1/5 11% Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002) " We can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring, since it is exactly what it wants to be: an atrociously, mind-numbingly, indescribably bad movie. Unfortunately, we'd prefer a simple misfire." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 27, 2002
2/10 9% The Bachelor (1999) " we care so little and know so little about the characters, we feel tiresome and slumberous" — NutzWorld
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/4 50% All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) " So self-conscious that the movie feels like a feature length music video that's too busy admiring itself it the mirror to make any sense." — Reel.com
Posted Oct 18, 2008
—— Happy Tree Friends - Vol. 1: First Blood (2003) " If you find this cartoon interesting, that tells me things about you that I didn?t want to know." — NutzWorld
Posted Jan 6, 2003
1/4 23% See Spot Run (2001) " renders a few laughs, but at the same time we can feel our IQ dropping to the level of its imbecile characters" — NutzWorld
Posted Mar 19, 2001
1.5/5 25% Autoerotic (2011) " the cinematic equivalent to farting during sex" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 11, 2011
1.5/5 33% Meskada (2010) " The script needs a map -- or a world atlas, for that matter -- because it has no clue where it's going or how to get there. " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 9, 2010
1.5/5 7% Post Grad (2009) " Post Grad needs to go back to school." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 20, 2009
1.5/5 76% Predator (1987) " The scariest thing about Predator is that its lead actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is currently serving as governor of California." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 10, 2009
1.5/5 38% Timber Falls (2007) " If you think the adults on Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader are dumb, wait until you meet this couple." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 2, 2009
1.5/5 22% Never Back Down (2008) " Imagine if Fight Club impregnated Step Up. Their bastard child would be Never Back Down." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 13, 2008
1.5/5 —— Vegas Vampires (2007) " There are high school thesis films that feature better filmmaking than Vegas Vampires." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 14, 2007
1.5/5 40% Wrong Turn (2003) " ...talent does not matter much, just as long as the women?who, of course, all look like supermodels?wear skimpy, transparent outfits throughout the movie." — NutzWorld
Posted Jan 6, 2004
1.5/5 95% The Station Agent (2003) " ...I was checking my watch every few minutes?even though I knew that I wasn?t wearing one?just because it gave me something to do. " — NutzWorld
Posted Nov 20, 2003
1.5/5 16% Civil Brand (2003) " Hollywood still doesn?t seem to understand that just because someone can sing doesn't mean they can act. If this film doesn't prove that point, nothing will." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 30, 2003
1.5/5 38% Agent Cody Banks (2003) " Although the original Spy Kids worked, Agent Cody Banks proves that things seldom taste as good a second or third time." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 14, 2003
1.5/5 60% Old School (2003) " As reviewers, this is likely our punishment for condemning so many of these films in the past." — NutzWorld
Posted Mar 4, 2003
1.5/5 91% Stevie (2003) " Stevie has nothing to say about uninteresting people." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 15, 2003
1.5/5 83% All or Nothing (2002) " The characters do nothing but smoke, eat, argue, drink, argue, fight some more, and drive around. Leigh may have intended to portray tedious lifestyles here, but he doesn't go anywhere with them." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 5, 2002
1.5/5 60% Tuck Everlasting (2002) " The things this movie tries to get the audience to buy just won't fly with most intelligent viewers." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 19, 2002
1.5/5 81% The Good Girl (2002) " The Good Girl remains so shockingly drained of verve that it actually renders the audience into a numb stupor." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 8, 2002
1.5/5 31% High Crimes (2002) " High Crimes miscasts nearly every leading character." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 5, 2002
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