Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 21%
| Oh My God (2009) | "
Hearing snoring from behind me at a screening the other day, I looked around and noticed four people had dozed off during the prettily photographed, boring vanity project that is Oh My God?" Posted Nov 13, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 17%
| How To Seduce Difficult Women (2009) | "
Essentially another tone-deaf update of Love, American Style." Posted Oct 30, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
Like most of Universal's offerings this year, you have to wonder exactly who (besides masochists) they thought would actually want to see Couples Retreat in a theater." Posted Oct 9, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 16%
| I Hate Valentine's Day (2009) | "
What it lacks in laughs -- there are none -- it tries to make up for by ladling on stale clichés, such as Vardalos' two stereotypically gay assistants and a desperate younger female friend who stalks guys." Posted Jul 3, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 14%
| The Informers (2009) | "
The Informers is a movie so seamy it makes you want to take a bath afterward. Rarely has so much sin seemed so boring." Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 28%
| Filth and Wisdom (2008) | "
Thoroughly inept in just about every aspect." Posted Oct 17, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 37%
| Swing Vote (2008) | "
This would-be civics lesson is such an appalling view of American democracy that it could be used as a recruiting film by al Qaeda." Posted Aug 1, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 53%
| The Promotion (2008) | "
Easily the worst movie I've seen so far this year." Posted Jun 6, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 27%
| Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) | "
For adults, it's like being hit over the head with a mallet every 10 seconds for 90 minutes. Two days later, I still had a headache." Posted Dec 14, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 36%
| Southland Tales (2007) | "
Spending $12 and 2½ hours (30 minutes less than the Cannes cut) on something as aggressively bad as Southland Tales is not something I can recommend with a clear conscience." Posted Nov 14, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 16%
| The Brothers Solomon (2007) | "
Excruciatingly acted and ineptly directed." Posted Sep 7, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 7%
| Bratz: The Movie (2007) | "
[An] excruciatingly inane high-school comedy inspired by a line of sexually suggestive dolls aimed at 9-year-old girls." Posted Aug 3, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 8%
| I Know Who Killed Me (2007) | "
[A] sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn." Posted Jul 28, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 2%
| Kickin' It Old Skool (2007) | "
A pathetically unfunny comedy that should have been shipped straight to video, if not recycled as guitar picks." Posted Apr 30, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 64%
| American Cannibal - The Documentary (2006) |
Click here to read article Posted Aug 22, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 43%
| One Third (2006) | "
Vanity productions don't come much worse than One Third." Posted Oct 6, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 4%
| Material Girls (2006) | "
It's sort of reassuring that although Madge has seemingly given up starring in bad movies, her company is still financing terrible scripts." Posted Aug 21, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 20%
| Shadowboxer (2006) | "
Not only will you want to shower after seeing this repellent movie -- the Rose-Mikey sex scenes are especially icky -- you'll feel sorry for the cast." Posted Jul 21, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 18%
| Say Uncle (2006) | "
Laughless, pointless and downright creepy." Posted Jun 30, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 13%
| Just My Luck (2006) | "
An appallingly unfunny and unromantic romantic comedy starring tabloid bait Lindsay Lohan." Posted May 12, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 6%
| Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) | "
Virtually unwatchable and laugh-free." Posted Mar 28, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 8%
| Ultraviolet (2006) | "
Ultrastupid, ultra-incoherent, ultrasilly -- and way, way ultraboring." Posted Mar 5, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 58%
| Never Been Thawed (2006) | "
Painfully unfunny." Posted Oct 7, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 22%
| Dirty (2005) | "
The only suspense is how long it's going to take for this movie to finally drag to an end." Posted Feb 24, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 29%
| Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) | "
Speaking of corporate malfeasance, Fun with Dick & Jane cost a disgraceful $100 million -- approximately 33 times the price tag of the 1976 original." Posted Dec 21, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 10%
| Aeon Flux (2005) | "
Aeon Flux is by far the year's worst movie, a most dubious achievement." Posted Dec 2, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 10%
| Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) | "
Vile and laughless." Posted Aug 12, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 8%
| Steve + Sky (2005) | "
Hugely tedious and mostly incomprehensible, Quentin Tarantino-wannabe Dutch director Felix van Groeningen's Steve + Sky is the kind of foreign movie that gives subtitles a bad name." Posted Jul 8, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 0%
| Sex, Politics, & Cocktails (2005) | "
Julien Hernandez's micro-budgeted, gay-themed vanity project Sex, Politics & Cocktails gives all three a bad name." Posted Jul 1, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 4%
| The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005) | "
An endless powdered-wigs-and-feathered-pen slog." Posted Jun 10, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 2%
| King's Ransom (2005) | "
None of this is remotely funny, despite screenwriter Wayne Conley's resorting to virtually every known stereotype about African-Americans and more crass references to menstruation and prison sex than have ever appeared in a movie rated PG-13." Posted Apr 26, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 24%
| The Amityville Horror (2005) | "
Shoddily made, boring and, most shockingly, without a single decent scare." Posted Apr 15, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 7%
| Son of the Mask (2005) | "
Parents who let their kids see this stinker should be brought up on abuse charges; so should the movie ratings board that let this suggestive mess slip by with a PG rating." Posted Feb 18, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 10%
| The Wedding Date (2005) | "
From the look of it, poor Debra Messing's first starring vehicle was an unmitigated disaster even before the cameras started rolling." Posted Feb 4, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 26%
| Noel (2004) | "
Except for die-hard students of extremely bad movies, Noel isn't worth seeing." Posted Nov 12, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 7%
| Surviving Christmas (2004) | "
IF Hans Blix is still searching for bombs, he should check out Surviving Christmas, a crass, shrill and laughless disaster of a holiday comedy with a desperately mugging Ben Affleck that should be banned under the Geneva Convention." Posted Oct 20, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 0%
| National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004) | "
This is the spectacularly inept directing debut of writer-producer Gary Priesler, who is said to have 12 other movies in development. God help us." Posted Sep 20, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 34%
| What the Bleep Do We Know? (2004) | "
Two hours of New Age hooey." Posted Sep 10, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 0%
| Chooch (2004) | "
The sort of vanity project that gives amateurs a bad name." Posted Aug 27, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 15%
| Sleepover (2004) | "
If ever a movie could be charged with imperiling the morals of a minor, it's probably Sleepover." Posted Jul 9, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 14%
| Garfield the Movie (2004) | "
A downright cat-astrophe." Posted Jun 11, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 73%
| Showboy (2004) | "
A no-budget vanity production that almost instantly wears out its welcome." Posted Apr 8, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 21%
| Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) | "
Little more than 91 minutes of cheesy special effects in search of a remotely coherent story." Posted Mar 26, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 12%
| Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) | "
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London should have been stopped at customs -- as family entertainment, it constitutes child abuse." Posted Mar 12, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 2%
| Twisted (2004) | "
Utterly devoid of suspense, energy or credibility." Posted Feb 27, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 13%
| Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003) | "
A sexed-up Afterschool Special pretty much guaranteed to render audiences comatose." Posted Dec 11, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 25%
| Masked and Anonymous (2003) | "
A strong contender for the worst movie of the century." Posted Nov 9, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 4%
| House of the Dead (2003) | "
You'd be hard-pressed to find a duller, more incompetent -- and less scary -- flick with cheesier effects in a remainder bin crammed with direct-to-video horrors." Posted Oct 13, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 10%
| Marci X (2003) | "
Marci X gives Gigli a run for its money as the summer's worst movie." Posted Aug 25, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 39%
| The Anarchist Cookbook (2003) | "
A lame contemporary comedy about a radical Dallas commune operating out of a bookstore." Posted Jul 22, 2003 |
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