|
0/4
|
74%
|
War of the Worlds (2005) |
"
What - what - have they created here? Really folks, I'm at a loss..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jun 29, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) |
"
Hated it so much so very very much"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Apr 16, 2001
|
|
.05/4
|
42%
|
The Fighting Temptations (2003) |
"
Dear God - literally - what was Cuba Gooding Jr. thinking?"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Sep 16, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
39%
|
Birth (2004) |
"
Birth is a haphazard discombobulated mess with a major talent drowning in the film's placenta-like goo."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Oct 29, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
23%
|
Wicker Park (2004) |
"
Oh dear readers run to another theater and don't look back..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Sep 4, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
2%
|
Twisted (2004) |
"
[A] blatantly dumb anti-thriller."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 1, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
59%
|
The Sum of All Fears (2002) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jun 10, 2002
|
|
0.5/4
|
0%
|
Teddy Bears' Picnic (2002) |
"
Hardy har har."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Apr 14, 2002
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
Corky Romano (2001) |
"
Don't see this if you respect anyone in the cast or comedy in general."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Nov 4, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
11%
|
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"
[A] pathetic attempt at moviemaking."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Apr 16, 2001
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Suburban Commando (1991) |
"
Lat at night you ask yourself, "How do films like this get made?""
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jul 10, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
The Stupids (1996) |
"
Really, didn't the title kind of leak the fore-thought to this mess?"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Apr 8, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) |
"
This was just pathetic."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 18, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Cobra (1986) |
"
Camp for adults. This is before Nielson got all puffy and drunkish too!"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 18, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
86%
|
The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2000) |
"
This scared me then, and scares me now. Shudder."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 11, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Embrace of the Vampire (1999) |
"
Just look at the cast and walk quickly past the rental shelf...quickly..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Sep 22, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
25%
|
Failure to Launch (2006) |
"
Even scrumtious manlyberry ala mode McConaughey cant save this fiasco. Failure to Launch fails to entertain - in the least."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 11, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
55%
|
16 Blocks (2006) |
"
Oy vey is this wafer-thin entertainment..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 3, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
The Pink Panther (2006) |
"
The Pink Painther is more like it."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Feb 10, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Monster-in-Law (2005) |
"
Red Bull (C) is highly recomended - 'cause the laughs aint gonna keep you up for this rehashed hoopla..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted May 12, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Sahara (2005) |
"
As barren as the actual Sahara, but without the grand lure, this movie is plain old stoo-pid..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Apr 8, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (2005) |
"
The laughs are hardly armed and this mess, far from fabulous!"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 26, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
The Ring Two (2005) |
"
Remember, they say, "before you die you see the ring"...it doesn't say anything about having to see the Ring Two!"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 18, 2005
|
|
.5
|
9%
|
White Noise (2005) |
"
Wholly guano what a waste of an evening this colossal mess was - it's not even a murmur of a film..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jan 7, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Blade: Trinity (2004) |
"
A healthy portion of yecky-poo poo."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Dec 11, 2004
|
|
2
|
14%
|
Without A Paddle (2004) |
"
Without a Paddle just misses being rip-roarishly funny."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Aug 18, 2004
|
|
1.5
|
81%
|
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) |
"
Bourne Supremacy's tag line, "They Should Have Left Him Alone" is so completely apropos for this particularly puzzling sequel."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jul 22, 2004
|
|
2.5
|
32%
|
King Arthur (2004) |
"
This aint 'Camelot' and there'll be no choreographed duets upon a starry sky. It's a Bruckheimer film...Read on->"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jul 7, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Raising Helen (2004) |
"
The best part of Raising Helen, beside the welcomed scroll of its end credits? Read on->"
—
Blunt Review
Posted May 27, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Summer Catch (2001) |
"
If this is what the boys of summer are offering, I say bring on football season -- now!"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 26, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
74%
|
Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
"
Shame on all involved."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Mar 19, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
60%
|
Stuck On You (2003) |
"
Yechi poodle poo. "
—
Blunt Review
Posted Dec 12, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
Scary Movie 3 (2003) |
"
Scary Movie 3 starts out so funny you'll be wishing you'd brought a respitory assistance apparatus... but then it continues."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Oct 25, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) |
"
JC2 is a cheap creep that is certainly not worth the gold bullion it requires to venture out to a theater these days."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Aug 26, 2003
|
|
|
10%
|
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jun 15, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
Anger Management (2003) |
"
To say I hated this is a grandiose understatement."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Apr 11, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
45%
|
Daredevil (2003) |
"
Argh."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Feb 14, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
Just Married (2003) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jan 12, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
33%
|
The Truth About Charlie (2002) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Oct 26, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
41%
|
K-PAX (2001) |
"
My undying love for Kevin Spacey will help me be kinder..."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Dec 2, 2001
|
|
|
52%
|
Rock Star (2001) |
"
Rock Star's problem? There's a lack of edge, no real energy of the "time" is present, and few belly laughs await you, dare I say it's a Spinal Tap lite?"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Oct 21, 2001
|
|
1/4
|
24%
|
Don't Say a Word (2001) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Oct 4, 2001
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Original Sin (2001) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Aug 6, 2001
|
|
1/4
|
58%
|
A Knight's Tale (2001) |
"
At least the world meets Paul Bettany"
—
Blunt Review
Posted May 14, 2001
|
|
|
8%
|
Valentine (2001) |
"
[An] awful movie."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Feb 7, 2001
|
|
|
79%
|
Shanghai Noon (2000) |
"
So awful I ate like a human Iguanadon just to keep from yelling profanities at the screen."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
69%
|
Keeping the Faith (2000) |
"
Just bad from Norton you expect more."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/4
|
25%
|
Bewitched (2005) |
"
I blame wine-goggles for this mess. And the director is one of our greatest. What was she thinking?"
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jul 5, 2005
|
|
1.5/4
|
40%
|
The Grudge (2004) |
—
Blunt Review
Posted Nov 6, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
62%
|
Hulk (2003) |
"
The Hulk is an abomination in oh-so-many ways."
—
Blunt Review
Posted Jun 30, 2003
|
67%
——
98%
