Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 54%
| Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) | "
Charles Dickens' classic story hasn't been revitalized but it has been faithfully and capably recreated." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Nov 4, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 16%
| The Fourth Kind (2009) | "
There's nothing in this glorified Power Point presentation that stands up to even the most cursory scrutiny." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Nov 2, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 21%
| The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) | "
All Saints Day comes across as more of a spoof than a sequel to the action-packed, dramatic and even endearing original." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Oct 30, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Rotten 44%
| Saw VI (2009) | "
In the sixth installment the series gets political, pointing a finger at the health care system." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Oct 23, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 85%
| The Road (2009) | "
You won't find anything entertaining in The Road but maybe you'll find something else." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Oct 19, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 71%
| Where the Wild Things Are (2009) | "
See it, but only once." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
Couples Retreat is ridiculous and whorish, but the minds behind it are too sharp to simply leave it at that." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Oct 8, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 37%
| Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) | "
Transcends teenage pandering to become something that's simply a lot of fun." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Oct 4, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 55%
| The Invention of Lying (2009) | "
It's awkward and ungainly, but more often than not The Invention of Lying is also touching, moving, and flat out funny." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 30, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 88%
| Zombieland (2009) | "
Disturbing, thrilling, hilarious and sweet, all at the same time. Zombieland is an incredibly fun film." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 28%
| Fame (2009) | "
I'm gonna live forever? Fat chance. How can you expect to live forever when your target audience will lose interest the moment they hit puberty?" — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 25, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 13%
| Gentlemen Broncos (2009) | "
Whether Hess has made these things awful on purpose or not seems somewhat irrelevant. They're still awful." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 25, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Fresh 77%
| The Informant! (2009) | "
Soderbergh seems to know he has nothing, so he casts most of the movie's supporting parts with comedians and plays wacky, circus-like music with each scene." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 13, 2009 |
Rotten 3/5
| Rotten 23%
| Sorority Row (2009) | "
It is so close to achieving above-trashy status that it's even more disappointing when it sinks in that nothing you've seen makes sense." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 11, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 6%
| Whiteout (2009) | "
Characters flail their way through the snow and we squint to see what's going on only to discover that what's going on is pretty much nothing." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 11, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 56%
| 9 (2009) | "
Acker's film seems to go out of its way to avoid being epic." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Sep 8, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 29%
| The Final Destination (2009) | "
A car has a flat and the whole world blows up, for no particular reason, until everyone's dead." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Aug 28, 2009 |
Rotten 3/5
| Fresh 63%
| Extract (2009) | "
Judge has put his movie together in a way that underplays everything and as a result rarely gets more than a chuckle." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Aug 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 26%
| The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009) | "
Exists in a world where people still care about boy bands and Bo Bice is the hot new thing on American Idol." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 38%
| The Time Traveler's Wife (2009) | "
A movie for people who aren't really that into time travel." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 88%
| Inglourious Basterds (2009) | "
Inglourious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino's Crash." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 37%
| G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) | "
As flawed, imperfect, and utterly fun as the universe of heroic fighters imagined by every kid who ever walked through KB Toys, stared at the shelves, and simply imagined." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Aug 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 26%
| The Collector (2009) | "
It's just a good-ol-fashioned bloodbath. Rasputin could get behind that. And occasionally, I can too." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jul 31, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 28%
| Aliens in the Attic (2009) | "
Nealon's bizarre, meandering Aliens in the Attic performance is almost, mind you only almost, worth seeing." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jul 31, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 68%
| Funny People (2009) | "
Entourage with cancer." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jul 31, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 83%
| Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) | "
It's taken them six movies to find it, but at last here is Harry Potter's Empire Strikes Back." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jul 15, 2009 |
Rotten 3/5
| Fresh 67%
| Brüno (2009) | "
There's laughter but it's empty, mean-spirited laughter. Bruno makes fun of people for no other reason than it can, not because it has something to say." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jul 9, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
It's like standing in the middle of a dust storm and opening your eyes to let the grit pour in. Car parts fly around the screen as if in a scrap metal tornado." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 45%
| Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) | "
Lazy, transparent, disposable and at its worst, boring." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 21, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| Year One (2009) | "
A pointless endeavor which eventually ends in a relatively half-hearted meander off screen." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 18, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 98%
| The Hurt Locker (2009) | "
A wrenching rush of adrenaline set in a never-ending cycle of occupation and struggle and ever-increasing tension." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 16, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 43%
| The Proposal (2009) | "
It's doing the same old thing but seems to know it, and so does its best to find something new buried in those clichés." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 52%
| The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) | "
Pelham simply runs out of track, devolving into a series of bad action movie clichés and meaningless skyscraper footage." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 26%
| Land of the Lost (2009) | "
Land of the Lost isn't the butt of the joke, Will Ferrell is, and we've seen this movie before." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Jun 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 98%
| Up (2009) | "
Real men cry at Up." — CinemaBlend.com Posted May 28, 2009 |
Rotten 3/5
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
It's the script. It's the entire premise on which the film is built that's at fault and there's really nothing the movie's one-named director McG could have done to fix that." — Giant Freakin Robot Posted May 26, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 62%
| The Girlfriend Experience (2009) | "
Sasha Grey isn't the actress this movie deserves, but maybe she's the actress it needs." — CinemaBlend.com Posted May 16, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 45%
| Management (2009) | "
It's not a disaster, but it's hard not to wish Management had remained the more interesting, thoughtful little movie it starts out as." — CinemaBlend.com Posted May 15, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 36%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
Like watching an Indiana Jones movie without any of the action, adventure, romance, or wit." — CinemaBlend.com Posted May 15, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 47%
| Battle for Terra (2009) | "
Terra doesn't always get it right and often its reach exceeds its grasp, but dammit it's trying and for that I think you've got to give it a lot of credit." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Apr 29, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 86%
| Earth (2009) | "
If nature's what you crave, you'll have more fun sitting on your porch and watching mosquitoes impact with a bug zapper." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Apr 21, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 63%
| Crank High Voltage (2009) | "
Crank: High Voltage promises something outrageous and then over-delivers, permanently deflowering and deforming the mind of anyone lucky enough to be in the audience." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Apr 17, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
It's been a long time since the hope and optimism of Gene Roddenberry's vision have seemed this bright, this alive. This is exactly the Star Trek movie this fading franchise needed." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Apr 10, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 50%
| Observe and Report (2009) | "
It's like Taxi Driver meets The Big Lebowski, a sick and morally bankrupt combination which absolutely should not work, yet does." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Apr 7, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 28%
| Fast & Furious (2009) | "
Come on dude, let us see the race! We didn't buy tickets for an artist's recreation." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Apr 1, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 61%
| Peter and Vandy (2009) | "
Great acting and smart writing make up for whatever the film lacks in Hollywood polish. Seek it out." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Mar 30, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 72%
| Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) | "
Though the movie's action beats are underdeveloped, they've successfully poured all of their creativity into making us laugh." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Mar 25, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 33%
| Knowing (2009) | "
It's the movie Keanu Reeves' Day the Earth Stood Still remake wished it could have been." — Giant Freakin Robot Posted Mar 22, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 54%
| The Protector (2006) | "
You have to wonder why they even bothered with the subtitles. It's not like they make much difference." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Mar 20, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 70%
| Alexander the Last (2009) | "
A collection of indie movie clichés, the kind of film where every character is an actor or a musician or some sort of artist." — CinemaBlend.com Posted Mar 20, 2009 |
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