|
F
|
35%
|
Battleship (2012) |
"
As alien invasions go, this ranks as one of the most inept in movie history."
—
Mania.com
Posted May 18, 2012
|
|
F
|
18%
|
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) |
"
This film sucks on a level I can scarcely describe."
—
Mania.com
Posted Feb 18, 2012
|
|
F
|
73%
|
Machete (2010) |
"
The vehemence with which Machete articulates its morass of views makes the 'just kidding' claims very difficult to swallow."
—
Mania.com
Posted Sep 3, 2010
|
|
F
|
21%
|
H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
Blood and guts are fine, and nihilism can be quite powerful in the right hands. But Halloween II uses them to cover up an utterly blighted experience."
—
Mania.com
Posted Aug 28, 2009
|
|
F
|
51%
|
Funny Games (2008) |
"
The appalling sadism it eagerly employs in the name of, well, decrying sadism, becomes all the more infuriating when Funny Games repeatedly tells us it's for our own good."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 13, 2008
|
|
F
|
21%
|
Caligula (1979) |
"
I suppose certain college fraternities could make screening it part of their hazing rituals."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2007
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|
F
|
14%
|
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) |
"
Pro-gay? Don't make me laugh, Happy Madison. I wouldn't want you to break the streak."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 19, 2007
|
|
0/5
|
10%
|
Dice Rules (1991) |
"
To those of us who suffered through his brief moment in the spotlight, it's such a relief to say it: Andrew Dice who?"
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 19, 2007
|
|
0/5
|
18%
|
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth (1992) |
"
Try to defend it. I dare you."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 18, 2007
|
|
F
|
40%
|
Running Scared (2006) |
"
I wonder if Peter Hyams can sue these people."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 23, 2006
|
|
0/5
|
15%
|
Gunmen (1993) |
"
Truly awful, though I'll never get tired of Patrick Stewart a'slummin'."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 9, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
13%
|
Fair Game (1995) |
"
Cindy Crawford can act; Joel Silver told us so, and he wouldn't lie to us..."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 29, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
15%
|
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) |
"
Oh yeah, the Bee Gees are much better than that other band."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 29, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
19%
|
Love Stinks (1999) |
"
They got one word in the title right."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 29, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Dead Heat (1988) |
"
Despite the overwhelming demand for Treat Williams/Joe Piscopo team-ups, this effort remains surprisingly hard to find."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 26, 2005
|
|
F
|
31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
Sad and ugly, the product of sadistic children devoid of moral compasses."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted May 26, 2005
|
|
F
|
1%
|
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"
The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 27, 2005
|
|
F
|
15%
|
White Chicks (2004) |
"
It goes places... bad places. Creepy, skin-crawling, 'no, mommy, not the clown suit' places. Places that chew at the subconscious and lurk in the hidden recesses of nightmare."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 23, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
14%
|
The Scarlet Letter (1995) |
"
A hysterically incompetent camp classic, highly recommended for English department faculty parties."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted May 26, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
82%
|
Flash Gordon (1980) |
"
If only Ming the Merciless had turned his death ray on the producers..."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 17, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
49%
|
Kids (1995) |
"
Utterly repugnant, child pornography masquerading as serious filmmaking."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 14, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
69%
|
Travolti da un Insolito Destino nell'Azzurro Mare d'Agosto (Swept Away) (1974) |
"
You don't need Madonna to turn pretentious pseudo-Marxist philosophy into an unwatchable film."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 11, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
10%
|
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999) |
"
Phoned-in on every level. Don't be fooled by Bruce Campbell's name on the credits: he's gone after the first five minutes."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 9, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
6%
|
Universal Soldier - The Return (1999) |
"
Close your eyes and repeat after me: pro wrestlers must never ever EVER try to act."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 9, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
29%
|
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) |
"
A fossilized abomination, thankfully relegated to the bygone decade which spawned it."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 30, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
63%
|
Hellraiser (1987) |
"
Any resemblence to Clive Barker's real work is purely coincidental."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 4, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
Death Wish 3 (1985) |
"
The final, sorry rattle of Charles Bronson's career."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 3, 2002
|
|
F
|
0%
|
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
"
You'll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot. You'll be more entertained getting hit by a bus."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 2, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
Highlander II: The Quickening (Highlander 2) (1991) |
"
It would be best if we all just agree amongst ourselves that this movie never happened."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 13, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
22%
|
The Flintstones (1994) |
"
Can you gaze upon it and dare to deny that the apocalypse is imminent?"
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Aug 9, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
3%
|
Cool World (1992) |
"
Mommy! Mommy! Make the bad man stop!"
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
24%
|
Exorcist II - The Heretic (1977) |
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) |
"
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
0/5
|
36%
|
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) |
"
MST'd films should NEVER be viewed sans MST."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
F
|
41%
|
The Scorpion King (2002) |
"
Oh come on. Like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 24, 2002
|
|
F
|
2%
|
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"
This isn't a movie, it's a crime against celluloid. You don't so much watch it as stare at it in gape-jawed disbelief."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
|
|
F
|
10%
|
Dungeons & Dragons (2000) |
"
Dungeons & Dragons, a misbegotten exercise in abject incompetence, produces all the magic and fun of a slow root canal."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
|
|
D-
|
26%
|
Your Highness (2011) |
"
So monotonously repetitive that you'll forget penises were ever supposed to be funny in the first place."
—
Mania.com
Posted Apr 8, 2011
|
|
D-
|
10%
|
Season of the Witch (2011) |
"
Worst. D&D session. Ever."
—
Mania.com
Posted Jan 7, 2011
|
|
D-
|
16%
|
Skyline (2010) |
"
One of the worst movies of 2010: an appalling distinction in a year so bereft of quality filmmaking."
—
Mania.com
Posted Nov 12, 2010
|
|
D-
|
7%
|
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"
Basic Instinct 2 would be a magnificent exercise in transcendental camp... were it not for the pleading, deluded look behind its leading lady's ice-blue eyes."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 30, 2006
|
|
D-
|
4%
|
Bloodrayne (2006) |
"
Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? 'I'll take "Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces" for $500, Alex.'"
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 7, 2006
|
|
D
|
41%
|
Dark Shadows (2012) |
"
[Burton] fails on levels I wouldn't have imagined possible."
—
Mania.com
Posted May 11, 2012
|
|
D
|
56%
|
The Lorax (2012) |
"
The character in the book never came down from that hole in the sky; one look at the movie and I'm ready to follow him."
—
Mania.com
Posted Mar 2, 2012
|
|
D
|
42%
|
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) |
"
Concepts appear and are abandoned with ruthless efficiency; threats rise and are dispatched with the glum drudgery of a janitor cleaning up puke in the toilet."
—
Mania.com
Posted Feb 10, 2012
|
|
D
|
7%
|
The Devil Inside (2012) |
"
It must be January. The s****y exorcist movies are in bloom."
—
Mania.com
Posted Jan 6, 2012
|
|
D
|
25%
|
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) |
"
A torturous slog through endless pages of Bridal Wet Dream magazine."
—
Mania.com
Posted Nov 18, 2011
|
|
D
|
36%
|
Immortals (2011) |
"
Immortals' beauty is undeniable - rendered with the stunning prowess of a true artist - but it sits atop an incoherent hash of pretense and bloodletting."
—
Mania.com
Posted Nov 11, 2011
|
|
D
|
9%
|
1911 (2011) |
"
A haphazard grab-bag of context-free fight scenes, cardboard characters and constant title cards explaining key details that the film itself can't reveal in any other way."
—
Mania.com
Posted Nov 4, 2011
|
|
D
|
83%
|
Puss in Boots (2011) |
"
A milquetoast homunculi assembled by the most hackneyed form of studio groupthink imaginable."
—
Mania.com
Posted Oct 28, 2011
|
68%
——
98%
