Rotten C+
| Fresh 90%
| Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist (1997) | "
Beats me. I know I was incredulous, horrified, spellbound, and finally moved, but I don't have a clue whether Sick is a good movie or not." Posted Oct 22, 2003 |
Rotten C+
| Fresh 87%
| OT: Our Town (2003) | "
Kennedy's fly-on-the-wall aesthetic yields a haphazard, unremarkable documentary about a remarkable event." Posted Dec 2, 2003 |
Rotten C-
| Fresh 78%
| ABC Africa (2002) | "
An awkward, superficial travelogue about Iranians on a publicity excursion to Africa, providing no more insight into Uganda than a Sally Struthers heart-pull." Posted May 21, 2003 |
Rotten C
| Fresh 78%
| Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) | "
Based on its returns, one might be tempted to speculate whether parents have been placed under a spell, cursed to forfeit their coins in exchange for an afternoon with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." Posted May 21, 2003 |
Rotten D
| Fresh 73%
| Johnstown Flood (2003) | "
Often resembles an Irwin Allen disaster flick commissioned by the Learning Channel. It drowns in fire-and-brimstone spectacle." Posted Jul 19, 2003 |
Rotten C+
| Fresh 68%
| Tron (1982) | "
Despite appearing rather primitive now, the effects still supply Tron with its greatest creative asset -- the simple visuals have a striking, minimalist beauty to them." Posted Apr 22, 2002 |
Rotten C+
| Fresh 64%
| The Flower of Evil (2003) | "
More misanthropy from one of the nouvelle vague's last holdouts, and it gives me the creeps." Posted Dec 2, 2003 |
Rotten C+
| Fresh 64%
| Time and Tide (2001) | "
This spirited ode to crashing bodies seems a mere appropriation of the styles and themes long employed by Wong, Ringo Lam, and Woo." Posted Oct 24, 2001 |
Rotten D+
| Fresh 60%
| Nijinsky: The Diaries of Vaslav Nijinsky (2002) | "
I don't have enough eyes to roll at all the anonymous herons, woods, streams, nudes, and wheat fields that kill time between recreations of Nijinsky's renowned choreography." Posted Dec 2, 2003 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 58%
| The Princess Blade (2003) | "
Fails to transform its aggressive pessimism into something bolder, and richer. At least Donnie Yen's choreography is sporadically clever." Posted Dec 2, 2003 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 54%
| G.I. Jane (1997) | "
Should American women be allowed in combat? G.I. Jane declares that many women are physically and mentally capable of battle, but does anyone disagree?" Posted Oct 24, 2001 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 48%
| XXX (2002) | "
If Bond is for boomers, and Spy Kids for kiddies, then XXX is a secret agent for cynical in-betweeners." Posted May 21, 2003 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 13%
| Driven (2001) | "
To reject [Driven] without acknowledging the pleasures it has to offer -- however small -- is to deny one of the most valid reasons for cinema to exist." Posted Oct 24, 2001 |
Rotten F
| N/A | Chump Change (2000) | "
Burrows displays an Ed Woodian aptitude for transparently veiling the fact that he is incapable of developing a scene, a character, or even a good crotch joke." Posted Dec 2, 2003 |
Rotten C
| N/A | Towers Open Fire and Other Films (1962) | "
This abrasive assault on linear editing did little for me. Ho-hum, I say." Posted Dec 2, 2003 |