|
1/5
|
15%
|
The Brothers Solomon (2007) |
"
Direction is undistinguished, and the editing leaves far too much room for laughs that never arrive."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 2, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Truth About Love (2005) |
"
It is a poor movie indeed that makes you reconsider the talent of Richard Curtis."
—
BBC
Posted Feb 16, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
Beerfest (2006) |
"
While we'd probably be exaggerating to claim that Beerfest is the least funny film ever made, it's undoubtedly top ten material."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 5, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
Click (2006) |
"
When the DVD comes out I'm going to buy it and fast-forward through the whole thing. You know, for vengeance."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 5, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Little Man (2006) |
"
There are some films that are hardly worth the trouble of watching: once you've got the central concept, you can pretty much run the movie in your head."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 5, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Ultraviolet (2006) |
"
The only redeeming feature is a production design so outrageously mad that you will genuinely have no idea what you're watching for more than half the time."
—
BBC
Posted Jun 6, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
Running Scared (2006) |
"
We haven't even mentioned the hockey puck torture scene, or the relentless ricochetting camerawork, or the multiple last minute switcheroos -- it's got more endings than Lord Of The Rings."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
Moronic and repulsive."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 27, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
The Pacifier (2005) |
"
Abysmal."
—
BBC
Posted Apr 19, 2005
|
|
|
45%
|
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) |
"
'Doomed! We're all doomed!'"
—
Teletext
Posted May 24, 2004
|
|
|
55%
|
Troy (2004) |
"
'Buff young hotties carving each other up and crazy old British hams chewing the tent flaps.' "
—
Teletext
Posted May 14, 2004
|
|
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
'The poor old werewolves are forever twanging in and out of wolfen shape at the whim of a capricious moon-cloud.'"
—
Teletext
Posted May 7, 2004
|
|
|
95%
|
Lost In Translation (2003) |
"
'There is a pronounced bitchiness about the film that sits oddly with the gentle subject matter.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 20, 2004
|
|
|
72%
|
Girl With a Pearl Earring (2004) |
"
'It's a bit on the dull side.' "
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 20, 2004
|
|
|
27%
|
Paycheck (2003) |
"
'If nature abhors a vacuum, how come Affleck hasn't been struck by lightning yet?' "
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 20, 2004
|
|
|
48%
|
S.W.A.T. (2003) |
"
'Meat and potatoes action cinema.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Dec 8, 2003
|
|
|
12%
|
Timeline (2003) |
"
'The time machine is an astoundingly cheap contraption - really nothing more than a couple of rotating mirrors and a wind machine.' "
—
Teletext
Posted Dec 8, 2003
|
|
|
63%
|
Love Actually (2003) |
"
'Why make one good romantic comedy when you can make nine bad ones?'"
—
Teletext
Posted Nov 19, 2003
|
|
|
36%
|
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"
'A nice firework display.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Nov 5, 2003
|
|
|
23%
|
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"
'An appalling, spirit-sapping grind of a movie.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Oct 24, 2003
|
|
|
17%
|
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) |
"
'A welter of shoddy action setpieces and infuriatingly patronising dialogue.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Oct 24, 2003
|
|
|
85%
|
Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003) |
"
A barely watchable mess, a tangled montage of fashion gloss streaked in gore, a cocktail party in an abattoir."
—
Teletext
Posted Oct 7, 2003
|
|
|
72%
|
The Italian Job (2003) |
"
"Wahlberg once again demonstrates his unique ability to suck the colour out of a character like some bloated charisma mosquito.""
—
Teletext
Posted Sep 19, 2003
|
|
|
79%
|
Punch-Drunk Love (2002) |
"
'Punch-Drunk Love is so convinced of its own brilliance that, if it were a person, you'd want to smash its face in.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Feb 27, 2003
|
|
|
45%
|
Daredevil (2003) |
"
'What kind of superhero can be rendered helpless by a loud noise?'"
—
Teletext
Posted Feb 27, 2003
|
|
|
48%
|
City by the Sea (2002) |
"
'Yet another exhausted Robert De Niro cop vehicle.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
|
|
54%
|
The Transporter (2002) |
"
'The Transporter isn't a movie, it's a catastrophe. Statham looks like a thug and he acts like a tree.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
|
|
38%
|
Star Trek - Nemesis (2002) |
"
'How many more voyages can this limping but dearly-loved franchise survive?'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 3, 2003
|
|
|
45%
|
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001) |
"
'The old joke of Woody as irresistible romantic lead has gone from funny, to discomforting, to pitiable.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jan 3, 2003
|
|
|
68%
|
Red Dragon (2002) |
"
'Red Dragon is the Harry Potter of serial killer movies.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Oct 11, 2002
|
|
|
14%
|
Swimfan (2002) |
"
'Even more reactionary and misogynist than Fatal Attraction.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Sep 19, 2002
|
|
|
83%
|
Road to Perdition (2002) |
"
'Yes, that's right: it's Forrest Gump, Angel Of Death.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Sep 19, 2002
|
|
|
40%
|
Reign of Fire (2002) |
"
'Christian Bale's Quinn [is] a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like Gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Aug 27, 2002
|
|
|
10%
|
Bad Company (2002) |
"
'[Hopkins]doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it. No, even that's too committed. He gets his secretary to fax it.""
—
Teletext
Posted Jul 15, 2002
|
|
|
69%
|
Spirit - Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) |
"
'Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jul 4, 2002
|
|
|
76%
|
Black Hawk Down (2001) |
"
'The prettiest darn war movie you ever did see.'"
—
Teletext
Posted Jul 1, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
Cass (2008) |
"
Cass has more heart than your average hooligan flick, but it's a clumsy, compromised film, hamstrung by its own redemptive structure and too infatuated with its protagonist to take an objective point of view."
—
Film4
Posted Jul 31, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
0%
|
Strange Wilderness (2008) |
"
There's nothing in this lame, low budget stoner flick that even peeps above the parapet of the ordinary."
—
BBC
Posted Apr 11, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Drillbit Taylor (2008) |
"
Leaves a nasty taste in the mouth."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 28, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
Balls of Fury (2007) |
"
It's good natured enough, but laughs are thin on the ground."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 25, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
51%
|
Bee Movie (2007) |
"
What Bee Movie really lacks is a compelling hero. Seinfeld is essentially playing himself, so what we get is a stand-up comedian in a black and yellow sweater."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 11, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
Hitman (2007) |
"
Hitman continues the grand Hollywood tradition of completely failing to turn a computer game into a decent movie."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 29, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) |
"
A terrible bodge."
—
BBC
Posted Oct 19, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
Having established an effectively creepy mood in the first half, the film eventually degenerates into a muddled mess, with Nicole and Daniel Craig dodging zombies while popping amphetamines in a desperate effort to stay awake. We know how they feel."
—
BBC
Posted Oct 16, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
22%
|
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) |
"
Director Russell Mulcahy, a veteran of sci-fi tat, knows well enough to keep his camera firmly focussed on the exploding heads, and of course, there's the semi-naked Milla. One for Saturday night DVD rental, really."
—
BBC
Posted Oct 9, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
12%
|
War (Rogue Assassin) (2007) |
"
All together now: 'War! Hurgh! What is it it good for?'"
—
BBC
Posted Oct 2, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
Mr. Woodcock (2007) |
"
Mr Woodcock offers one or two glorious moments of slapstick comedy, separated by a tumbleweed-strewn tundra of tedium."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 28, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
41%
|
December Boys (2007) |
"
Based on a novel by Michael Noonan, this sentimental tale of Australian orphans coming of age by the seaside has little to distinguish it except for the presence of Daniel Radcliffe."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 11, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
19%
|
Rush Hour 3 (2007) |
"
Two hours of non-stop, ear-shattering, humourless shrieking. It's simply unbearable. You soon find yourself begging for him to die."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 10, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
7%
|
Captivity (2007) |
"
Joffe and his screenwriter Larry Cohen deserve a little credit for pointing up the psychological horrors where they can, but Captivity is still a grubby, exploitative film with an extremely guessable twist and universally dull performances."
—
BBC
Posted Jun 22, 2007
|
68%
——
98%
