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0/5
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She (1989) |
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Posted Jul 18, 2005
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0/5
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0%
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American Anthem (1986) |
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Posted Jul 18, 2005
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1/5
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Hustler White (2002) |
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Posted Jul 18, 2005
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8%
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The Number 23 (2007) |
"
The Number 23 is just a sordid exercise for a comedy actor to stretch his dramatic muscle."
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Posted Apr 22, 2007
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9%
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Norbit (2007) |
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Once we've seen Murphy in the fat suit, the joke is over."
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Posted Feb 20, 2007
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15%
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Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"
You won't need a GPS to know where this plot is headed."
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Posted Feb 20, 2007
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54%
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Alpha Dog (2007) |
"
Timberlake is trying to bring sexy back, and after seeing his performance in "Alpha Dog," I can see why it left."
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Posted Jan 29, 2007
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28%
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Smokin' Aces (2007) |
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What sounds like an interesting idea goes up in a blaze of bullets as none of the characters exist beyond the film frame."
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Posted Jan 29, 2007
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93%
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Children of Men (2006) |
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Instead of engrossing me with its powerful message and gripping imagery, it just meandered along like my grandfather's Rascal on a low battery."
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Posted Jan 8, 2007
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21%
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Man of the Year (2006) |
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Reminded me of an octogenarian circus spinner. While grounded, she looks terrific, but the moment she tries to elevate herself, she loses her teeth."
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Posted Dec 26, 2006
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21%
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You, Me and Dupree (2006) |
"
Anyone with a couch, a spare room or a basement knows a Dupree."
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Posted Sep 26, 2006
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24%
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Lady in the Water (2006) |
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Lady in the Water is like a convenience store, with the director filling his basket with easy story fixes and unnecessary junk food."
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Posted Sep 26, 2006
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40%
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My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) |
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Anyone who ever found a boiled bunny on their stove knows breaking up with a woman who won't be ignored can be extremely dangerous."
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Posted Sep 26, 2006
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15%
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The Wicker Man (2006) |
"
LaBute comes out with both barrels blazing, but his remake misfires."
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Posted Sep 26, 2006
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26%
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The Omen (2006) |
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By-the-book remake of the 1976 horror thriller features scrumptious production values, a sinister turn by Mia Farrow as Nanny 666, and an overall sense of familiarity."
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Posted Jul 8, 2006
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19%
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Firewall (2006) |
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Joe Forte's screenplay couldn't be any easier to read if it were on a billboard."
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Posted Mar 17, 2006
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20%
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Derailed (2005) |
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A cautionary tale for men who can't keep it in their pants."
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Posted Feb 4, 2006
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38%
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Flightplan (2005) |
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Flightplan is an airborne thriller for people who can't tell the difference between the contents of an air sickness bag and an in-flight meal."
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Light Views
Posted Nov 7, 2005
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61%
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Jarhead (2005) |
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Jarhead could have been the right movie at the right time, a mirror of the current political climate..."
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Posted Nov 7, 2005
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11%
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The Cave (2005) |
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...an impotent monster movie which is all tease and no climax."
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Posted Sep 7, 2005
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37%
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The Skeleton Key (2005) |
"
Dumbo Gumbo"
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Light Views
Posted Sep 7, 2005
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6%
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A Sound of Thunder (2005) |
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...a wet, soggy, and extremely unpleasant experience best suited for a litter box."
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Posted Sep 7, 2005
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40%
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The Island (2005) |
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Bay may be the master of blink-and-you'll-miss-it filmmaking, but he's also a slave to redundancy."
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Posted Aug 1, 2005
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13%
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Stealth (2005) |
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Popcorn movies aren't a bad thing, unless the filmmakers pee in your popcorn. Nothing is worse than soggy, rancid popcorn passing itself off as the real thing."
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Posted Aug 1, 2005
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45%
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Dark Water (2005) |
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It's a copy, a good copy, but a copy none the less."
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Posted Jul 14, 2005
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74%
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War of the Worlds (2005) |
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Spielberg has made nothing more than a large-scale disaster film. Things blow up, people die, and we don't really care."
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Posted Jul 14, 2005
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16%
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Monster-in-Law (2005) |
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The events that transpire in Monster-in-Law could only happen in the movies. Too bad they didn't happen in a better movie."
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Posted May 30, 2005
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25%
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House of Wax (2005) |
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First there was her X-rated romp with Rick Salomon, and now, in the remake of House of Wax, Hilton's head is once again open for business."
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Light Views
Posted May 30, 2005
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31%
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The Longest Yard (2005) |
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...what you get when you cast comedians as actors instead of actors who can be funny."
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Posted May 30, 2005
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20%
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The Ring Two (2005) |
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Watts is back for more, but her mother hen routine begins to wear out its welcome. It must be difficult to maintain that look of constipation take after take."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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15%
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Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (2005) |
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Like tumbling dice, the odds are against anyone hoping to repeat the success of the first roll. After all is said and done, Miss Congeniality 2 craps out."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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8%
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Man of the House (2005) |
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As inevitable as a Lance Bass VH1 Where Are They Now special"
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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43%
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Guess Who (2005) |
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Every subtle moment becomes a platform for something even more outrageous, forcing us to abandon all hope that Guess Who will be anything more than another obnoxious comedy."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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10%
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Elektra (2005) |
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...it lacks the emotional punch. How can you mourn for someone when mourning becomes Elektra?"
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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16%
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Cursed (2005) |
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Cursed is a sheep in wolf's clothing, pulling the wool over what might have been a decent bit of rip and shred."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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46%
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Constantine (2005) |
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With Keanu Reeves as the star, it's difficult to know who to root for."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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13%
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Boogeyman (2005) |
"
When the theater lights come up, this Boogeyman is nothing but a bad memory."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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65%
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Coach Carter (2005) |
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The writers miss almost every opportunity to say something important, thus depriving their characters (and actors) voices that might have made a difference."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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30%
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Be Cool (2005) |
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Despite the exhortation of its title, Be Cool is anything but."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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26%
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Anatomy of Hell (2004) |
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I'm all for movies that challenge an audience, but when you throw crap at the screen, don't tell me it doesn't stink."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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1%
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Alone in the Dark (2005) |
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If you want to be alone while watching Alone In The Dark, there's good news and bad news. The good news is you will get your wish."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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35%
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Hostage (2005) |
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The director keeps Hostage moving even when logic hits a brick wall."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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24%
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The Amityville Horror (2005) |
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This is linear storytelling at its most conventional: get in, get out, do as much damage as possible en route."
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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39%
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Sahara (2005) |
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Sahara travels a familiar action movie road map, a by-the-numbers adventure which filters every frame through a nostalgic prism"
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Posted Apr 30, 2005
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72%
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) |
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You know a family film misses the mark when a light from across the aisle catches your attention and turns out to be a kid playing video games."
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Posted Jan 9, 2005
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42%
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A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004) |
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Like New Orleans chicken and jambalaya, A Love Song For Bobby Long is deep fried and slow cooked, but not nearly as tasty."
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Light Views
Posted Jan 9, 2005
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9%
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White Noise (2005) |
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...bad movie, one that takes almost every cue from Poltergeist."
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Posted Jan 9, 2005
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32%
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King Arthur (2004) |
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Swords swing, people fall, music swells, and when all is said done, the legend of "King Arthur" becomes dethroned by its aggravating revisionist take."
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Posted Oct 11, 2004
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58%
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I, Robot (2004) |
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For a film that takes place 31 years in the future, "I, Robot" feels dated. Make that carbon dated."
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Light Views
Posted Oct 11, 2004
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11%
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A Cinderella Story (2004) |
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People who wear glass slippers shouldn't go around kicking the crap out of fairytales."
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Posted Oct 11, 2004
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