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Critics / Desson Thomson
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    DESSON THOMSON

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 76% of the time.

    Publications: Journal News (Westchester, NY), NPR.org, San Francisco Chronicle, Washington Post

    Total Reviews: 2373
    Total QuickRatings: 1

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    Rotten

    Fresh
    83%

    Hercules (1997)

    " [An] insipid, lifeless, animated feature." — Washington Post

    Posted Nov 16, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    38%

    Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

    " While it celebrates the creative and the imagined and introduces us to colorful characters, it's bland and dull." — Washington Post

    Posted Oct 23, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    84%

    Captain Abu Raed (2008)

    " An endearing blend of myth and melodrama that forthrightly explores family abuse in its own society." — Washington Post

    Posted Aug 21, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    78%

    The End of the Line (2009)

    " If the tone is occasionally off-putting, the message -- at least, the facts about the fish -- is harder to shrug off." — Washington Post

    Posted Aug 14, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    93%

    Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! (2009)

    " All in all, this is a celebration of Australian exuberance, a national ethic of adventurousness and enormous charisma." — Washington Post

    Posted Aug 7, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    96%

    Burma VJ (2009)

    " Thanks to the new guerrilla narrative, the world has a constant flow of images to file in its collective consciousness. And that camera-testable accountability slowly becomes a global civic right that fulfills the noblest purpose of journalism." — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 31, 2009

    Rotten

    Rotten
    2%

    Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

    " [It] sinks faster than a rock." — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 21, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    87%

    500 Days of Summer (2009)

    " Finally, a romance that understands we mark our lives by our scrapes with love, and our defeats, rather than simply white-wedding-cake success." — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 17, 2009

    Rotten

    Fresh
    66%

    The Merry Gentleman (2009)

    " With just a few tweaks, The Merry Gentleman could have made a wickedly funny parody of the over-earnest, lyrically hard-edged indie movie. But it's too late for do-overs." — Washington Post

    Posted Jun 12, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    78%

    The Hangover (2009)

    " Even though Apatow has no fingerprints over this movie, The Hangover follows in the same surprise-me tradition: It takes us to the dumb side but comes back with something unexpectedly affecting." — Washington Post

    Posted Jun 5, 2009

    Fresh

    Rotten
    28%

    Fast & Furious (2009)

    " The reunion is fun and frantic, like the original on double nitro." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 3, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    89%

    Everlasting Moments (2009)

    " It's gloriously absent of the hyper-speed anxiety that passes for storytelling on our multiplex screens." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 26, 2009

    Rotten

    Fresh
    88%

    Coraline (2009)

    " For all its visual delights, Coraline remains more an engaging spectacle than a connective drama." — Washington Post

    Posted Feb 5, 2009

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    Rotten
    37%

    Swing Vote (2008)

    Click here to read article — NPR.org

    Posted Oct 18, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    69%

    Tin Cup (1996)

    " Tin Cup works for viewers of any handicap." — Washington Post

    Posted Aug 5, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    71%

    American Teen (2008)

    " What makes Nanette Burstein's movie so powerful is its uncanny sense of familiarity. Watching them, we are transported into a humming, philosophical reverie about ourselves." — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 31, 2008

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    Rotten
    15%

    Hitman (2007)

    Click here to read article — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 16, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    60%

    George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008)

    " We want to high-five Romero for finding new ways to off his lifeless marauders." — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 16, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    46%

    Cassandra's Dream (2008)

    " Although McGregor and Farrell produce some occasionally spirited moments, particularly in the earlier scenes, they are little more than walking and talking schemes, their choices based entirely on socioeconomic impulses." — Washington Post

    Posted Jul 16, 2008

    Rotten

    Fresh
    87%

    The People Vs. Larry Flynt (1996)

    " We're really celebrating Hollywood's freedom to create biographies of anyone, no matter how high or low on the social ladder, and still come up with the same banal characteristics, messages and conclusions." — Washington Post

    Posted Jun 30, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    63%

    Love Songs (2008)

    " Yes, it's weird. But it's wild card weird, with that thrill of never knowing what's coming next or when these Parisians are going to get musical on us." — Washington Post

    Posted Jun 5, 2008

    Fresh

    Rotten
    14%

    Dudley Do-Right (1999)

    " Surprisingly pleasant." — Washington Post

    Posted May 20, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    74%

    Son of Rambow (2008)

    " We cringe and laugh at -- and are ultimately moved by -- their clumsiness and innocence. And it endears us to the Rambo films in ways we never could have anticipated." — Washington Post

    Posted May 16, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    87%

    Roman de Gare (2008)

    " The movie is more entertaining than it is logical; its narrative leaps are sometimes ahead of our ability to believe them. But as the compellingly enigmatic Pierre, Pinon keeps us rapt." — Washington Post

    Posted May 16, 2008

    Fresh

    Rotten
    46%

    Mister Lonely (2008)

    " A visually and conceptually mesmerizing and mystical movie." — Washington Post

    Posted May 16, 2008

    Rotten

    Fresh
    70%

    Irina Palm (2008)

    " Although director and co-writer Sam Garbarski takes great care in tracing this difficult dramatic path (he has to balance the twin tracks of other people's morality and Maggie's personal course), he can't avoid the predictability." — Washington Post

    Posted May 16, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    13%

    Made of Honor (2008)

    " At its best, a romantic comedy celebrates one of humanity's greatest yearnings: to give and to find the love of a lifetime. At its worst (and this is where Made of Honor comes in), it can leave you with a bad taste, not just in your mouth but in your soul" — Washington Post

    Posted May 1, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    12%

    Deception (2008)

    " Deception is another example of when genre-fication (the forcing of otherwise intriguing stories into the straitjackets of horror, thriller or other genres) reduces our entertainment to head-shaking banality." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 24, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    86%

    The Singing Revolution (2007)

    " It's a powerful story of a nation that, almost literally, sang its way to freedom." — San Francisco Chronicle

    Posted Apr 17, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    49%

    My Blueberry Nights (2008)

    " A star-driven pseudo-indie affair that will please neither celebrity worshipers nor cineastes." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 17, 2008

    Rotten

    Fresh
    64%

    The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)

    " You know you're in a fantasy movie when the central character has to traverse time in search of the 'Monkey King.' If only you were in a good movie." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 17, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    84%

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

    " Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a refreshingly tender treatment of love gone wrong -- we mean, for a movie that's got enough lowdown sexual content to start its own Kinsey Report." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 17, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    37%

    Street Kings (2008)

    " We see the big picture way before the characters do, and that pushes us right out of the movie and back into our seats -- the last place we want to be." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 10, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    86%

    My Brother Is An Only Child (2006)

    " Although the movie never quite dispels the sense of being dated (it could have been made anytime in the past 40 years), it's a memorable, often moving timepiece." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 10, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    31%

    Chaos Theory (2008)

    " Chaos Theory shows just how crucial casting can be to a movie, especially something as sensitive to nuance, idiosyncrasy and timing as a romantic comedy." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 10, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    90%

    Alice's House (2007)

    " Even though it sounds awfully depressing, there's something moving about watching people go at their lives with everything they have -- or don't have." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 10, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    86%

    Shine a Light (2008)

    " For the most part, Scorsese (as he did in The Last Waltz, his brilliant documentary about the Band) largely lets the Stones be the Stones." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 3, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    82%

    Priceless (2008)

    " The routines may have been done a thousand times, but somehow they seem funny all over again." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 3, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    68%

    Girls Rock! (2008)

    " It's goooood." — Washington Post

    Posted Apr 3, 2008

    Fresh

    Rotten
    57%

    Married Life (2008)

    " Married Life is an engaging romance noir, a sort of updated The Postman Always Rings Twice that packs its surprises into four characters, none of them predictable." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 27, 2008

    Fresh

    Rotten
    55%

    Flawless (2007)

    " Flawless makes an entertainingly nostalgic journey to old Britain -- that black-and-white world we remember from long-ago Alfred Hitchcock and David Lean movies." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 27, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    35%

    21 (2008)

    " It's a would-be parable about greed that emptily celebrates it, a drama about gifted people who are one-dimensional voids and, most laughable of all, a story about the giddiness of risk-taking that safely plays everything by the numbers." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 27, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    48%

    Run, Fat Boy, Run (2008)

    " Run Fat Boy Run is hard to love, thanks to the tedious romantic-comedy cliches to which it subjects its characters -- and us." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 27, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    9%

    Celtic Pride (1996)

    " The outcome is deeply unsatisfying." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 24, 2008

    Fresh

    Rotten
    29%

    Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008)

    " To appreciate Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns, there's really only one requirement: Loosen up." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 24, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    24%

    Never Back Down (2008)

    " Never Back Down is teensploitation at its most obvious -- a boneheaded cliche-rama built around six-pack-ab standoffs between preening studs." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 13, 2008

    Rotten

    Rotten
    49%

    CJ7 (2008)

    " CJ7 is too bizarre an amalgam of sappy sentimentality and life-on-the-streets edginess." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 13, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    98%

    Blindsight (2008)

    " Blindsight makes us consider an apparent paradox that, for the blind, is the philosophical starting point of their day: how to see things the human eye won't register." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 13, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    78%

    Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

    " A computer-animated feature that strikes an amiable balance between honoring the text and the dictates of contemporary animation, the film is as good as one could hope for in this era of post-literate impatience." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 13, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    96%

    Let's Get Lost (1988)

    " Watching Let's Get Lost, shot in a liquid black-and-white, we are lost in a monotonal, gorgeously shot reverie about Chet Baker, the jazz trumpeter whose alabaster-smooth, pretty face and plaintive tones broke hearts." — Washington Post

    Posted Mar 6, 2008
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