Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 21%
| Enough (2002) | "
In terms of actual social conscience, the movie gets a demagogic, rabble-rousing F." — Washington Post Posted May 24, 2002 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 15%
| Crossroads (2002) | "
It does wonders to a critic to know that you could be a continuing font of teen and post-teen kitsch for years to come." — Washington Post Posted Feb 15, 2002 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 13%
| American Outlaws (2001) | "
There's no escaping the hackneyed plot or Mayfield's conventional hand." — Washington Post Posted Aug 17, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 22%
| Mr. Deeds (2002) | "
The projectors in the theater practically shut down with boredom." — Washington Post Posted Jun 28, 2002 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 7%
| The New Guy (2002) | "
Every bad cliche of every bad high school movie finds a home here." — Washington Post Posted May 10, 2002 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 10%
| Slackers (2002) | "
All in all, there's only one thing to root for: expulsion for everyone." — Washington Post Posted Feb 1, 2002 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 13%
| The One (2001) | "
I guess you would call this a twin Jet movie. That doesn't quite take off." — Washington Post Posted Nov 2, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 5%
| Corky Romano (2001) | "
It's depressing enough to sit through an unfunny comedy, but it's worse to watch Falk, Penn and Berg having to earn a living like this." — Washington Post Posted Oct 12, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Fresh 60%
| Haiku Tunnel (2001) | "
Josh becomes increasingly distraught and depressed, but not nearly as much as the poor people watching the movie." — Washington Post Posted Sep 28, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 23%
| Don't Say a Word (2001) | "
Every bit as predictable, shopworn and unappetizing as its premise suggests." — Washington Post Posted Sep 28, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 12%
| Original Sin (2001) | "
Suggests unintentional self-parody from the get-go." — Washington Post Posted Aug 3, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 11%
| Freddy Got Fingered (2001) | "
In a sense, this is a horror film, worse than anything Andy Kaufman could dream up, in which Green tries to outgross himself." — Washington Post Posted Apr 20, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 9%
| Say It Isn't So (2001) | "
The jokes about dead animals, gunk in the hair, incest and all other taboos are flatter than the road kill Gilly finds himself picking up for a living." — Washington Post Posted Mar 22, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 12%
| Left Behind - The Movie (2001) | "
Whatever the central message, the movie's still a blundering cringefest, thanks to unintentionally laughable dialogue, hackneyed writing and uninspired direction." — Washington Post Posted Feb 1, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 25%
| Antitrust (2001) | "
A thriller even trilobites encased in rock would find predictable." — Washington Post Posted Jan 12, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 2%
| Battlefield Earth (2000) | "
Battlefield Earth saves its scariest moment for the end: a virtual guarantee that there will be a sequel." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 11%
| The Watcher (2000) | "
The movie is called The Watcher and, let me tell you, it's something no one should watch. Not this weekend. Not on video. Not in this lifetime." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 9%
| Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) | "
It's about as funny as the Yellow Pages." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| Beautiful (2000) | "
Guys, quick huddle here. If your girlfriend even suggests seeing this movie, you might want to consider these time-tested words: 'Satan, go ye hence from the soul of my girlfriend. I shall not abide thy evil channeling.'" — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 7%
| Lost Souls (2000) | "
A pretty dreary affair to sit through. It's not even scary." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 30%
| 102 Dalmatians (2000) | "
It's hard to imagine kids paying more than lukewarm attention to this drone of a movie." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 45%
| Runaway Bride (1999) | "
That charming thing only works if the story is good." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 19%
| Love Stinks (1999) | "
They called it right: this movie reeks, stinks, smells and destroys life as we know it with one olfactory destructive blast." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 45%
| Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) | "
This kind of genre is already an overdone deal." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 19%
| Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) | "
Terrible, painful!" — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 9%
| Juwanna Mann (2002) | "
The title, alone, should scare any sane person away." — Washington Post Posted Jun 21, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 31%
| All About the Benjamins (2002) | "
One groan-inducing familiarity begets another." — Washington Post Posted Mar 8, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 17%
| The Queen of the Damned (2002) | "
Devoid of even MTV-caliber originality." — Washington Post Posted Feb 22, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 34%
| I Am Sam (2002) | "
For a movie that probes the sensitive issue of living with reduced mental capacity, are the creators of Bambi the obvious choice?" — Washington Post Posted Jan 25, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 47%
| Orange County (2002) | "
The movie is less than nothing special." — Washington Post Posted Jan 10, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 47%
| Kate and Leopold (2001) | "
Clocking her umpteenth role as a romantic comedy character in a forgettable mainstream scenario, [Ryan] seems to have lost all allure." — Washington Post Posted Dec 28, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 50%
| Shallow Hal (2001) | "
Makes the case for restricting the Farrellys to mere gross-out movies." — Washington Post Posted Nov 9, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Thirteen Ghosts (2001) | "
Tries to combine humor with ghostly horror but excels at neither." — Washington Post Posted Oct 25, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 58%
| From Hell (2001) | "
The feeling of patent unbelievability never leaves." — Washington Post Posted Oct 19, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 58%
| Serendipity (2001) | "
Insipid, by-the-numbers romance." — Washington Post Posted Oct 6, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 31%
| Wet Hot American Summer (2001) | "
This movie strains so hard to be funny, it almost ruptures itself." — Washington Post Posted Aug 30, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 35%
| The Man Who Cried (2001) | "
I prefer to think of this movie as The Critic Who Cried." — Washington Post Posted Jul 20, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 25%
| Swordfish (2001) | "
An action opera designed to elicit Beavis and Butt-head-level appreciation." — Washington Post Posted Jun 8, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 41%
| Evolution (2001) | "
Evolution is bad. How bad? Who cares? Do you ask how hot the fire is before running out of a burning building? No, you just run for safety." — Washington Post Posted Jun 7, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 34%
| The Center of the World (2001) | "
Way off-center in any world." — Washington Post Posted May 11, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 41%
| Someone Like You (2001) | "
Forgettable affair." — Washington Post Posted Mar 29, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 31%
| 15 Minutes (2001) | "
Herzfeld's a secondhand-meister, simply regenerating themes, styles and a story line that we've all seen -- and tired of -- somewhere before." — Washington Post Posted Mar 9, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 55%
| The Mexican (2001) | "
At no point do Jerry and Samantha seem romantically connected at all." — Washington Post Posted Mar 2, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| Sweet November (2001) | "
Should have been called Cloying November." — Washington Post Posted Feb 20, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| Saving Silverman (2001) | "
Really stinks. No, really. It's bad. Awful." — Washington Post Posted Feb 8, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 53%
| The Family Man (2000) | "
Nothing more, or less, than a cheap, dirty grab at our Christmas spirit." — Washington Post Posted Dec 21, 2000 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 39%
| Proof of Life (2000) | "
Proof of Life isn't a movie. It's an overpriced scrapbook." — Washington Post Posted Dec 8, 2000 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 12%
| Hanging Up (2000) | "
Ten minutes into it, you're making low moans. Fifteen minutes into it, you have plucked out all of your hair. Gone! You're bald, you're unhappy, and the movie's only just begun." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| Little Nicky (2000) | "
The story plods along, punctuated by gags that are more silly than inventive." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Red Planet (2000) | "
Chuck Pfarrer's screenplay feels older than the Martian hills." — Washington Post Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
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