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F	"Dane Cook plays a dentist in Good Luck Chuck... Having had braces, three tooth extractions, three bone graphs, and three dental implants, I can say with relative ease that none of that was as painful as watching this pathetic waste of celluloid." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Sep 20, 2007	Good Luck Chuck (2007)	3%
F	"John Carpenter can rest easy; any self-respecting horror fan will forget this film even exists by the time the real Halloween rolls around this year." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Aug 30, 2007	Halloween (2007)	26%
F-	"Apparently retrieved from a dumpster, labeled "Rejected Sitcom Brain Farts," at the Universal back lot and Scotch-taped back together, the screenplay can only be described as a crime against moviegoers worldwide." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Feb 1, 2007	Because I Said So (2007)	5%
F	"The tagline says 'go home.' I say 'stay home.'" -- FromTheBalcony Posted Nov 30, 2006	Turistas (2006)	15%
F	"Here is a film so loathsome, so pointless, and so painful to watch that I could only wince as it bounced from scene to scene (or more accurately, skit to skit)." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Oct 26, 2006	Running with Scissors (2006)	29%
F	"This is frighteningly outdated formula filmmaking at its worst." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Apr 26, 2006	RV (2006)	23%
F	"The film contains no suspense, no scares, and absolutely no reason for existing." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Feb 2, 2006	When a Stranger Calls (2006)	9%
F	"*I usually bypass puns based upon a film's title, but here I can't help myself: Aeon Flux* is a flux-up of prodigious proportions.*" -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Dec 1, 2005	Aeon Flux (2005)	11%
F	"*Not since 1993's Coneheads* have I hated every moronic minute of a film, but Domino has put a stop to that drought.*" -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Oct 13, 2005	Domino (2005)	19%
F	"Watch as millions of dollars are hurled at us in the form of bad special effects and an impenetrable labyrinth of a story that I cannot imagine a single soul caring about." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Sep 29, 2005	Into the Blue (2005)	22%
F	"Anyone with a Playstation 2, surround sound, and an aerial combat game can duplicate, if not surpass, this dismal display." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jul 26, 2005	Stealth (2005)	13%
F	"As long as director Uwe Boll is given money to make films, we are guaranteed at least one unintentionally uproarious gut-buster a year." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 15, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
F	"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A in the evidence that no more video games, under any conditions, should be made into movies." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 20, 2005	House of the Dead (2003)	4%
D-	"It's not often that a 90 minute film could lose twenty minutes and still end up with an identical result, but Code Name: The Cleaner does pull that off. If only someone had made [director Les] Mayfield aware of that somewhere along the line." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jan 4, 2007	Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)	4%
D-	"Limping into theaters at the least admirable time of year, the film is a disaster on a scale we may not have seen yet in this genre. That would make it a new low." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jan 4, 2007	Happily N'Ever After (2007)	4%
D-	"*Where did all the money go? That's all I could think about while watching Miami Vice, the summer stinker for this week." -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Jul 27, 2006	Miami Vice (2006)	48%
D-	"You, Me and Dupree is exactly the kind of brainless, witless junk that Hollywood knows it can peel off the scrap heap at any time and make a quick trip to the bank on." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jul 13, 2006	You, Me and Dupree (2006)	22%
D-	"Nacho Libre serves as further evidence to the theory that people will laugh at anything as long as they expect to." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 16, 2006	Nacho Libre (2006)	38%
D-	"Only Terrence Malick could get away with this." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jan 18, 2006	The New World (2005)	60%
D-	"When the bathroom humor is the best part of your film, it's time to go back to the drawing board." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Sep 7, 2005	The Man (2005)	11%
D-	"An effective ad campaign for a colossal mess." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 16, 2005	White Noise (2005)	8%
D-	"*It's never too early to start that 'Worst of 2005' list, and Are We There Yet?* is already a worthy contender.*" -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Jun 15, 2005	Are We There Yet? (2005)	12%
D-	"*I have a small bit of admiration for a film that actually tries to be worse than Hide and Seek." -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Apr 25, 2005	The Amityville Horror (2005)	24%
D-	"I can only recommend you 'be cool' and avoid this vanity project dreck." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Mar 3, 2005	Be Cool (2005)	28%
D-	"None of the sequences take time to develop and buildup; they're just thrown at us mindlessly." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Feb 18, 2005	Son of the Mask (2005)	5%
D-	"The Punisher is Commando with an identity crisis." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 26, 2005	The Punisher (2004)	28%
D-	"Leave this one for the dogs." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 21, 2005	Napoleon Dynamite (2004)	71%
D-	"If you took every road trip comedy ever made, ingested them, then bonged a bottle of ex-lax, this is what would show up a half hour later." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 20, 2005	Eurotrip (2004)	46%
D-	"I don't think any critic could have predicted a turkey like this based on the immense level of talent that is involved here." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 20, 2005	Envy (2004)	6%
D-	"So who is this movie for? Based on my experience at the theater, kids who just turned thirteen yesterday." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 17, 2005	Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)	26%
D-	"A disaster area." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 20, 2005	House of 1000 Corpses (2003)	16%
D-	"*It's unfortunate that the film is called Darkness* because this means it will soon be relegated to the Wal Mart bargain bin next to 2003's stinker Darkness Falls.*" -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Jun 15, 2005	Darkness (2003)	4%
D	"This January has been surprisingly pain-free, a rarity for sure, but this heap brings matters back to a stark reality." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jan 31, 2008	Over Her Dead Body (2008)	14%
D	"In addition to the faulty premise, which effortlessly lends itself to writer / director David E. Talbert's preachy agenda, the movie just plain isn't funny." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jan 10, 2008	First Sunday (2008)	14%
D	"300 is poorly-executed, bare-bones storytelling that is hoping and praying no one notices. I did." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jul 30, 2007	300 (2007)	60%
D	"The worst part? The door is left wide open for part three." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 14, 2007	The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)	35%
D	"I did learn that Steve Austin can throw a cell phone-sized piece of C4 into a helicopter from a quarter mile away. Get him a uniform!" -- FromTheBalcony Posted Apr 26, 2007	The Condemned (2007)	15%
D	"The Hitcher kicks off with some road kill (literally), and never really gets much better from there." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jan 18, 2007	The Hitcher (2007)	19%
D	"*With Lady, it appears as though Shyamalan has completely jumped ship into a pit of egocentrism, and it ain't pretty." -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Jul 21, 2006	Lady in the Water (2006)	24%
D	"It may be 6.6.06, but the date you should remember is 6.20.06, which is when the original is re-released as a Collector's Edition DVD." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 6, 2006	The Omen (2006)	26%
D	"*Contrived to the max and surprisingly unfunny, Rumor Has It* is this year's theatrical Christmas turkey.*" -- FromTheBalcony* Posted Dec 21, 2005	Rumor Has It... (2005)	19%
D	"What starts out as a promising take on a very serious issue is minced into another standard Hollywood offering." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 16, 2005	Hide and Seek (2005)	12%
D	"The Ring Two is exactly what every horror film tries not to be, and that is boring." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Mar 18, 2005	The Ring Two (2005)	20%
D	"Perry's Madea is so annoying that about halfway through I was wishing the projector would malfunction." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Feb 22, 2005	Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)	16%
D	"Walking Tall, at the very least, can turn in its claim ticket as the silliest movie of the new year." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 26, 2005	Walking Tall (2004)	24%
D	"It adheres to the Hollywood formula for horror remakes: Twice the gore, half the scares." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 26, 2005	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)	34%
D	"This has to be one of the most inconsequential films dealing with religion ever made." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 26, 2005	The Order (2003)	7%
D	"Those looking for a stomach-turning alien film may be pleased, but those looking for a smarter psychological thriller will be sorely disappointed." -- FromTheBalcony Posted Jun 20, 2005	Dreamcatcher (2003)	29%

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