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F
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15%
|
Wild Hogs (2007) |
"
Travolta has occasionally gotten down in slop like this before. Allen and Lawrence practically live there. But Macy, the guy from Fargo and Magnolia and Seabiscuit? Say it ain't so, Bill."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 1, 2007
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|
F
|
31%
|
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006) |
"
Not a single frame of Fur conveys Arbus's distinctive vision ..."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 30, 2006
|
|
F
|
11%
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All The King's Men (2006) |
"
It's appalling. Mostly because Penn is appalling."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Sep 21, 2006
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|
F
|
24%
|
Lady in the Water (2006) |
"
Lady in the Water isn't just another disappointment. It's a jaw-dropping catastrophe -- a picture so wrong-headedly intoxicated with itself you view it through an embarrassed haze."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jul 20, 2006
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F
|
0%
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At Last () |
"
You might buy it if the film convinced you this was a love story for the ages, that Sara and Mark are so made for each other it would be a crime against heaven if they weren't together. But it doesn't."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 9, 2006
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F
|
29%
|
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"
A sci-fi disaster on a par with the notorious John Travolta bomb Battlefield Earth."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jun 10, 2004
|
|
F
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7%
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Gigli (2003) |
"
It's the stuff Mystery Science Theater 3000s are made of."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jul 31, 2003
|
|
F
|
10%
|
Slackers (2002) |
"
Stay away. Far away."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 30, 2002
|
|
F
|
18%
|
Saving Silverman (Evil Woman) (2001) |
"
Something quite rare: a 90-minute comedy without a single laugh. Not one single one."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 8, 2001
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|
D-
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46%
|
The Ice Harvest (2005) |
"
Neither funny enough nor black enough, The Ice Harvest is a lazy, haphazard picture that spins its wheels like a Kia on an icy road."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 23, 2005
|
|
D-
|
28%
|
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"
[A] hugely disappointing film, which goes beyond blunder into something akin to meltdown."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Oct 13, 2005
|
|
D-
|
13%
|
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"
It's every bit as bad as you thought it'd be. Only worse."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Aug 4, 2005
|
|
D-
|
67%
|
Deep Blue (2005) |
"
This is a nasty, nauseating, dispiriting movie and, to repeat, whatever you do, don't take the kids -- no matter what the G rating says."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jul 14, 2005
|
|
D-
|
41%
|
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"
A treacly mess that recalls Robin Williams in his 'I need a hug' phase."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 25, 2004
|
|
D-
|
35%
|
The In-Laws (2003) |
"
If it weren't for Albert Brooks, The In-Laws would be unwatchable. It's often unwatchable even with him."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted May 22, 2003
|
|
D-
|
31%
|
The Hunted (2003) |
"
There's more suspense over which star got top billing than over who's going to pummel whom into submission."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 13, 2003
|
|
D-
|
6%
|
The New Guy (2002) |
"
Never gets on the good foot."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 5, 2002
|
|
D-
|
75%
|
Quills (2000) |
"
Shrill, pretentious, sophomoric and often just plain dumb."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Dec 14, 2000
|
|
D
|
28%
|
Smokin' Aces (2007) |
"
It's all a mad, mad, mad, mad whirl of bullets, bloodshed, the occasional breast and agonizingly lame jokes aimed at males who don't get out much."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 25, 2007
|
|
D
|
32%
|
The Black Dahlia (2006) |
"
As the plot becomes more convoluted, the tone more overripe and the performances heedlessly over-the-top, the picture digs its own film noir grave -- all look and no substance."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Sep 14, 2006
|
|
D
|
74%
|
Monster House (2006) |
"
The picture is yet another entry in the if-you-animate-it-they-will come (they being parents and kids) summer sweepstakes."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jul 20, 2006
|
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D
|
51%
|
Lucky Number Slevin (2006) |
"
Oh, it can be clever -- in the way a precocious kid can be clever. But, like said kid, after a while, you just want it to stop."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Apr 6, 2006
|
|
D
|
20%
|
Rumor Has It (2005) |
"
Aniston hasn't had a great 2005."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Dec 22, 2005
|
|
D
|
30%
|
Waiting (2005) |
"
It makes you never want to go to a movie again."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Oct 6, 2005
|
|
D
|
13%
|
Stealth (2005) |
"
Move over, Michael Bay. The Island is no longer the loudest, dumbest movie of the summer."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jul 28, 2005
|
|
D
|
10%
|
House of D (2004) |
"
The movie never gels. It lies there, flat and unconvincing, with little spurts of florid melodrama."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Apr 28, 2005
|
|
D
|
43%
|
Guess Who (2005) |
"
Guess Who isn't very smart and it isn't very funny. In fact, it isn't much of anything."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 24, 2005
|
|
D
|
30%
|
Be Cool (2005) |
"
This stunningly inept movie is an early contender for worst film of 2005."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 3, 2005
|
|
D
|
29%
|
The Punisher (2004) |
"
The ad for it claims, The Punishment Begins April 16. And boy, does it. About 1 hour, 59 minutes worth of punishment."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Apr 15, 2004
|
|
D
|
23%
|
Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights (2004) |
"
Nobody puts baby in the corner in the 1987 picture and nobody needs to put this baby on their to-see list."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 26, 2004
|
|
D
|
72%
|
Buffalo Soldiers (2001) |
"
Its woozy, scattershot approach is a mishmash of bad throwaway gags, military clichés and dopey dope jokes."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Aug 7, 2003
|
|
D
|
11%
|
Alex & Emma (2003) |
"
Hudson and Wilson's chemistry wouldn't light a cigarette."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jun 19, 2003
|
|
D
|
52%
|
The Mystic Masseur (2001) |
"
A real clunker. A well-made, thoughtful, well-acted clunker, but a clunker nonetheless."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 4, 2002
|
|
D
|
35%
|
Bartleby (2002) |
"
What was subtle and mystifying in the novella is now broad and farcical."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 4, 2002
|
|
D
|
0%
|
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) |
"
I'd truly hoped that Ballistic would be a kicky so-bad- it's-good guilty pleasure. But it's too flat, stale, confusing and lazy."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Sep 19, 2002
|
|
D
|
29%
|
The Time Machine (2002) |
"
Seems more like the next Star Trek movie, with Patrick Stewart doing the time warp."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 7, 2002
|
|
D
|
74%
|
Joy Ride (2001) |
"
[Dahl's] been beaten down either by the idiot script or the idiot moneymen or both."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Oct 4, 2001
|
|
D
|
44%
|
Rat Race (2001) |
"
It's a bad, bad, bad, bad movie."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Aug 16, 2001
|
|
D
|
26%
|
Swordfish (2001) |
"
Meaningless and superfluous car chases, meaningless and superfluous shoot-outs, and, most of all, meaningless and superfluous sex stuff."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jun 7, 2001
|
|
D
|
24%
|
Antitrust (2001) |
"
Let's just say that this may be the stupidest movie ever made about smart people."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 11, 2001
|
|
D
|
20%
|
Duets (2000) |
"
Substitute 'bland' for 'blonde' and you've got a pretty good description of [Paltrow's] movie."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
88%
|
The Shining (1980) |
"
I fear all work and no play has made Stanley a dull boy."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 7, 2005
|
|
|
78%
|
Get Real (1999) |
"
The movie bravely goes where too many other films have gone before."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 21, 2004
|
|
|
17%
|
Bats (1999) |
"
Bats has nothing to do with baseball or Bela Lugosi. Too bad, because either would be a welcome distraction from this cheesy B-flick about genetically altered man-eating bats."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 21, 2004
|
|
|
45%
|
Dead Presidents (1995) |
"
All directors experience a "second-movie slump," and as far as slumps go, this one is more than honorable."
—
Film Scouts
Posted Apr 17, 2002
|
|
|
68%
|
Clockers (1995) |
"
Lee's movie feels like a two-hour public service announcemnt on the evils of drugs, bad cops and black-on-black violence."
—
Film Scouts
Posted Apr 17, 2002
|
|
|
85%
|
Seven (Se7en) (1995) |
"
Once homicide detectives Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt catch on to his modus operandi, there's little left in the movie to think about except, gee, wonder how the murderous maniac will do Sloth or Envy?"
—
Film Scouts
Posted Apr 17, 2002
|
|
|
89%
|
Leaving Las Vegas (1995) |
"
Unfortunately, the movie as a whole isn't as good as its stars. In fact, it's a bit of a drunk itself, given to self-indulgent poses and poetic pretentiousness."
—
Film Scouts
Posted Apr 17, 2002
|
|
|
62%
|
Desperado (1995) |
"
A movie that was probably more fun to make than it is to watch."
—
Film Scouts
Posted Apr 17, 2002
|
|
|
53%
|
Storytelling (2002) |
"
Shocking only in that it reveals the filmmaker's bottomless pit of self-absorption."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 7, 2002
|
67%
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