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0/5
|
25%
|
Beyond Therapy (1987) |
"
One of Altman's absolute worst efforts. Unctuous and darn near unwatchable."
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eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
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|
0/5
|
43%
|
The Limits of Control (2009) |
"
Jarmusch's lethally boring crime picture. Easily his nadir."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 11, 2012
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0/5
|
12%
|
Love Ranch (2010) |
"
Unctuous, unbearable and unsanitary for moviegoing consumption."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 10, 2012
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0/5
|
10%
|
Trespass (2011) |
"
Absolutely awful domestic thriller with who-cares characters, mediocre acting, terrible dialogue, and absolutely no sense of immediacy."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 13, 2012
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0/5
|
——
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Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010) |
"
Albert Pyun finally has his 'Heaven's Gate.'"
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eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 26, 2012
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0/5
|
——
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Lunch Meat (Lunchmeat) () |
"
Past-its-due-date, green-tinged bologna would be preferable."
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eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 26, 2012
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0/5
|
——
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Death Ship (1980) |
"
A Jason-masked rubber ducky in your bathtub would be more frightening."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 7, 2011
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|
0/5
|
24%
|
Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter (1984) |
"
One of the very worst of this hit-and-miss series."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 29, 2011
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0/5
|
33%
|
The Ward (2011) |
"
John Carpenter's absolute worst. Stunningly inept on every possible level."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 13, 2011
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0/5
|
82%
|
Dead of Winter (1986) |
"
Arguably director Arthur Penn's worst movie. Stunningly inept, disjointed, and just plain boring."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 29, 2011
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0/5
|
43%
|
The Osterman Weekend (1983) |
"
A truly wretched 'Weekend' serves as both Sam Peckinpah's last and absolute worst film."
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eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 14, 2011
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0/5
|
——
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Homeboy (1988) |
"
The worst boxing movie and one of the worst crime pictures ever inflicted on unsuspecting audiences."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 5, 2010
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|
0/5
|
30%
|
Who's Harry Crumb? (1989) |
"
Aside from Annie Potts's typical character-actress solidity, this is crushingly unfunny stuff from practically the word Go. A real travesty."
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eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 31, 2010
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0/5
|
——
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The Domino Principle (The Domino Killings) (1977) |
"
One of those hopelessly rotten thrillers that's so thin you're surprised it managed to stick to the celluloid."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 16, 2010
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0/5
|
——
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Soul Vengeance (1975) |
"
Quite possibly the worst blaxpoitation flick ever made. Atrocious in the acting, writing and directing departments, this bona-fide fiasco is a living hell to sit through."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 9, 2010
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0/5
|
——
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Out of Reach (2004) |
"
One of Seagal's very worst straight-to-video travesties is spotty and sloppy and possessive of truly godawful directing by the hopelessly-untalented Po-Chih Leong."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 15, 2010
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|
0/5
|
15%
|
Year One (2009) |
"
Crushingly unfunny trash chock-full of bottom-barrel excretory jokes and a cast of characters no one can give a hoot about."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2010
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Deadly Games (2003) |
"
One of the very worst serial-killer thrillers ever."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 3, 2010
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|
0/5
|
67%
|
The Killing Room (2009) |
"
Petrid combo of Cube and Saw, it's muddled and meandering and suspenseless from first shot to last."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 6, 2010
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0/5
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
Travolta and Williams ultra-slum in this asininely-amateurish, sophomorically-scatalogical, just-plain-horrendous so-called comedy that's as funny as two broken legs."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 29, 2009
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|
0/5
|
——
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Tell-Tale (Tell Tale) (2010) |
"
Absolutely awful thriller with a boo-hiss script, uninteresting characters, and a camera that never seems to be in the right place."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 28, 2009
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|
0/5
|
20%
|
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) |
"
Like another lame-duck of an attempt at a comedy-chiller, Haunted Honeymoon, there's not a smidgen of either scares or laughs in this cinematic DOA."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 8, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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El Buque Maldito (The Ghost Galleon)(Ship of Zombies)(Horror of the Zombies) (1974) |
"
Unbelievably boring so-called horror flick has nary so much as an iota of tension, suspense and scares to its despicable credit."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 3, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Blood Relations (1987) |
"
Unspeakably awful horror flick that's atrociously made and as boring as an insurance seminar. Really rock-bottom, inept trash."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 20, 2009
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0/5
|
——
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Hardwired (2009) |
"
Dreadful futuristic thriller is terribly plotted, never exciting, and a showcase for yet another underwhelming Gooding, Jr. performance."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 10, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Mortuary Academy (1988) |
"
There's not a laugh in sight in this abysmally inefficient comedic crock that's as entertaining as a tax audit."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 7, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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La Casa 3 (Ghosthouse) (1988) |
"
Not a single scare to be found in this dull, inefficient piece of cinematic dreck that doesn't even semi-satisfy on the lowest undemanding level."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 31, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
12%
|
Showgirls (1995) |
"
Joylessly obvious and heavy-handed from the word go, its characterizations are facile, the scene constructions strained, and an erotic factor of sub-zero."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Sep 9, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Dark Reel (2009) |
"
The usually-grating Furlong gives one of the worst performances of all time in this one-of-the-worst horror films of its time, too."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Sep 6, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
11%
|
The Architect (2006) |
"
This not-believable-for-a-minute debacle is sullen in the confused belief that this automatically equals "truth", and is chock-full of terribly-etched characters, self-conscious dialogue, and blow-hard bathos."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Aug 9, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Marie and Bruce (2004) |
"
Like one of those awful, overly-mannered avant-garde productions so noxious in self-awareness it repels from the word go and gets inifinitely worse with every scene."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 30, 2009
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|
0/5
|
54%
|
Choke (2008) |
"
One of the very worst films ever made, it's screenplay is noxious, the direction puerile and the performances uniformally terrible. A real chore to sit through."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 13, 2009
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|
0/5
|
17%
|
Cop and a Half (1993) |
"
One of the worst films ever made, it's neither funny nor charming -- just grating and obnoxious to the nth degree."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 5, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
51%
|
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) |
"
Like Natural Born Killers, it's an excruciating chore to sit through with overly-bombastic visuals wearing one out after about a whole five minutes."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 16, 2009
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|
0/5
|
85%
|
Europa (Zentropa) (2001) |
"
Visually, von Trier's got talent to burn, but this heavy-handed, practically-contextless exercise is a classic case of style over substance."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 16, 2009
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|
0/5
|
46%
|
Creep (2005) |
"
No scares, no suspense, and no basic common sense."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 2, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Jake Speed (1986) |
"
Grade-Z Romancing the Stone ripoff that's deadlier than cobra venom."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 28, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Played (2006) |
"
Good cast in a truly atrocious crime tale that's just about unbearable to sit through."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 23, 2009
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|
0/5
|
75%
|
Game of Death (1978) |
"
A titanically terrible excuse for a motion picture that's chock-full of dreadful acting, stagnant directing, and woeful fight scenes not to get out of bed for."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 14, 2009
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|
0/5
|
60%
|
Bad Timing (1980) |
"
The kind of titanically-terrible artsy flick only a talented director can make. And in the lead role, the gruesome Garfunkel is bereft of both charisma and talent."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 2, 2009
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|
0/5
|
43%
|
Killshot (2008) |
"
Stupefyingly awful crime yarn riddled with poor scripting, ineffectual acting, and terrible action-staging."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 31, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
43%
|
1900 (Novecento) (1976) |
"
Second only to Heaven's Gate as the worst epic ever made with terrible acting, ponderous pacing, and not a single interesting character in this monstrous mess."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 12, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
22%
|
The Pink Panther (2006) |
"
Two great comic actors, Martin and Kline, sink right along with this laughless, enervating debacle."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Anatomy of a Psycho (1961) |
"
Absolutely worthless, uninsightful, ludicrous attempt at a psychological thriller with a wretched screenplay belonging at the bottom of a birdcage."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 7, 2009
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|
0/5
|
72%
|
Inland Empire (2006) |
"
Lynch's worst: atrociously-photographed, incomprehensibly-scripted, and directed without so much as a shred of narrative drive. All in all, it's weird just for the sole sake of being, well, weird."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 3, 2009
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|
0/5
|
89%
|
Bananas (1971) |
"
By far Allen's worst: The physical comedy is horrendous and the one-liners thud with the weight of a cement block."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 25, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
——
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O.C. & Stiggs (1987) |
"
So jaw-droppingly awful and overbearing that it makes Altman's godawful Ready to Wear look majestic by comparison."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 7, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
40%
|
The Bucket List (2007) |
"
Insultingly facile, gutless, and just plain terrible in its thudding obviousness."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 22, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
2%
|
Disaster Movie (2008) |
"
Crickets can be heard in the theatre while every single supposed joke thuds with the weight of a bowling ball."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Sep 5, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
End Game (2006) |
"
The worst political thriller ever made, riddled with as many logic loopholes as bullets."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Aug 5, 2008
|
68%
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98%
