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KEVIN A. RANSON

Agrees with the Tomatometer 65% of the time.

Biography: What his grammar school teachers called “underachieving,” Kevin A. Ranson called “being bored to tears” and spent every possible second making up projects to fuel his unattended creativity. After discovering nothing interesting at college other than movies and role-playing games, Kevin escaped from West “By God” Virginia to travel the world for six years on the US Navy’s dime while compiling ideas for books, games, and screenplays. Now from his home page at ThinkingSkull.com, he owns/manages MovieCrypt.com as a certified (or certifiable) film critic endorsed by the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS.org). He also works as a freelance game writer/designer when not working on his indie role-playing game at KindlingMoon.com. Kevin currently resides in Jacksonville, Florida.
Favorites: Of all time, thus far, and in no particular order: "Contact," "The 13th Warrior," "Ghostbusters," "Once Upon a Time in the West," "The Exorcist," "The Fellowship of the Ring," Disney's "Aladdin," "The Iron Giant," "Gattaca," "Back to the Future," "Shaun of the Dead," and my personal guilty pleasure, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." (I do admit to a favorable predisposition to films with normal people catalyzed by slightly-supernatural circumstance!)

Publications: MovieCrypt.com

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 364
Total QuickRatings: 88

Location: Jacksonville, Florida

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Fresh
2.5/4.0

Rotten
44%

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

" Who knew... a delusional, swashbuckling, one-eyed weasel... (and) a lost world of dinosaurs would not only make another Ice Age more interesting but actually enjoyable?"

Posted Jul 4, 2009

Rotten
2.0/4.0

Rotten
19%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

" ... there's no time to digest anything going on or in anyway connect with it because (Michael) Bay just HAS to show you something else... right now."

Posted Jun 27, 2009

Rotten
1.0/4.0

Rotten
17%

Year One (2009)

" While... the filmmakers had a good time making the movie, not enough of it translates into a successful film... the script could have used a lot more divine intervention."

Posted Jun 21, 2009

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Rotten
28%

Land of the Lost (2009)

" ... one can't help but wonder if a more serious version wouldn't have been better... possibly even in the hands of someone like Terry Gilliam (Time Bandits anyone?)"

Posted Jun 7, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Fresh
93%

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

" The evil is back. The Oldsmobile is back. Horror director Sam Raimi is back. What's not to love?"

Posted May 31, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4.0

Fresh
97%

Up (2009)

" Hampered by a poor, almost cryptic advertising campaign, Up returns Pixar to their storytelling roots as experienced in previous films like The Incredibles and Ratatouille."

Posted May 31, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
44%

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

" ... more of the same while being slightly different and raising the stakes. It's a formulaic sequel, but it works every bit as well as the original did."

Posted May 30, 2009

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Rotten
37%

Angels & Demons (2009)

" Much better than the Da Vinci Code, but this isn't exactly the definitive work on science vs. faith, either."

Posted May 16, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Fresh
95%

Star Trek (2009)

" Yes, the genie is back out of the bottle. Well acted, expertly edited, and brilliantly watchable even if not perfect. And above all, it doesn't suck."

Posted May 9, 2009

Rotten
2.0/4.0

Rotten
36%

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

" It's not unwatchable, just not engaging or compelling."

Posted May 3, 2009

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Rotten
51%

Observe and Report (2009)

" Imagine a Kevin Smith film directed by Quentin Tarantino. Yeah."

Posted Apr 14, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
28%

Fast & Furious (2009)

" The sequel that SHOULD have followed The Fast and the Furious... sharp editing, cool stunts, and cars going way too fast still make for a fun time at the movies."

Posted Apr 5, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
18%

The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

" Bigger on plot than fright, Haunting succeeds in transitioning from initial boo-scare tactics to genuinely ghastly storytelling, but it's no 1408."

Posted Mar 28, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Rotten
43%

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

" ... exactly as advertised: a sci-fi race to save the aliens and save the world (while dropping plenty of hints for a potential sequel and franchise)."

Posted Mar 14, 2009

Fresh
4.0/4.0

Fresh
64%

Watchmen (2009)

" ...influenced by other recent superhero films, the world of Watchmen may not be as fouled as its source, but the raw emotion promised in the trailers resonates just as loudly."

Posted Mar 5, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4.0

Rotten
26%

Friday the 13th (2009)

" Argh! No! After successful remakes with Halloween and even My Bloody Valentine, why would you reboot Friday the 13th with a non Jason-centric story? Fools!"

Posted Feb 14, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
16%

Jumper (2008)

" Ignore the previews. Unless there was a drastic change of storyline in the editing room at the last minute, the final cut is a lot more interesting than originally advertised."

Posted Feb 10, 2009

Rotten
1.0/4.0

Rotten
2%

Meet the Spartans (2008)

" What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive."

Posted Feb 10, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4.0

Fresh
88%

Coraline (2009)

" A comfortably creepy yet modernized Grimm fairy tale in the time-honored tradition of "be careful what you wish for.""

Posted Feb 10, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
32%

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

" ... bookends the original with its sequel (Evolution) so well that the three films presented together are actually better than each of the trilogy's three individual parts."

Posted Jan 25, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
43%

Death Race (2008)

" While the premise creates plenty of entertaining opportunities for violence and destruction, how much better could this have been as a true "cannonball run" coast-to-coast..?"

Posted Jan 18, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
59%

My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

" Sure, the 3-D thing is a gimmick, right along with the gratuitous violence and nudity, but the real surprise is that it's not a bad horror film, either."

Posted Jan 17, 2009

Rotten
2.0/4.0

Fresh
90%

The Visitor (2008)

" The not-so subliminal message about life being fair versus breaking the law isn't enough to carry a film purporting to be a character-driven drama."

Posted Jan 17, 2009

Fresh
4.0/4.0

Fresh
94%

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

" ... lives up to its premise even at its most far-fetched, creating a beautifully realized and edited film."

Posted Jan 16, 2009

Rotten
1.0/4.0

Fresh
78%

Burn After Reading (2008)

" Burn Before Watching."

Posted Jan 3, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4.0

Fresh
78%

Doubt (2008)

" For interplay and intrigue, Doubt weaves a tense, gun-free thriller where the only special effects are a light bulb and a wind machine."

Posted Jan 1, 2009

Rotten
2.0/4.0

Fresh
94%

Milk (2008)

" Milk presents details about the title character and his relevance... but the presentation itself appears more intent on being a recruitment film than an actual biopic."

Posted Jan 1, 2009

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
27%

Seven Pounds (2008)

" ... the toll of self-imposed guilt and responsibility is a tangible thing... no more of a stretch than a man who ages backwards or a billionaire dressed like a giant bat."

Posted Dec 30, 2008

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Fresh
98%

Let the Right One In (2008)

" Forget... Twilight... this story far more likely illustrates what would happen when a seemingly under-aged vampire moves in next door (hint: no one's going to the prom)."

Posted Dec 28, 2008

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Fresh
98%

The Wrestler (2008)

" Although suffering from a formulaic story, Mickey Rourke will make you believe that Randy 'The Ram' Robinson really existed."

Posted Dec 28, 2008

Rotten
1.0/4.0

Rotten
0%

One Missed Call (2008)

" Are we really supposed to believe that, if you die angry while holding a cell phone, you can make the 'Can you hear me now?' guy throw himself in front of a bus?"

Posted Dec 24, 2008

Rotten
0.5/4.0

Rotten
20%

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

" If you want to see all the cool special effects in this remake, watch the trailer. If you want the extreme environmentalist agenda that goes with them, buy a ticket."

Posted Dec 12, 2008

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Rotten
49%

Twilight (2008)

" While better than what is shown in the previews, was this really supposed to look like the pilot for an upcoming show on The CW network?"

Posted Nov 30, 2008

Rotten
1.0/4.0

Rotten
0%

Lost Boys - The Tribe (2008)

" ... derivative. Sadly, the movie we really wanted to see is only hinted at... about thirty seconds into the credits."

Posted Nov 20, 2008

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Fresh
64%

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

" Fans of the original will find plenty to love in the sequel (including 40% more covert penguin action)."

Posted Nov 20, 2008

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Fresh
65%

Quantum of Solace (2008)

" The evolution of James Bond... continues, and the studio is taking no chances with their secret agent reboot by building on their already-successful foundation."

Posted Nov 15, 2008

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
15%

Saw V (2008)

" ... the Saw franchise continues to provide at least one decent horror film to look forward to at Halloween."

Posted Oct 26, 2008

Rotten
1.5/4.0

Rotten
59%

Quarantine (2008)

" Underdeveloped and predictable, there is little compelling about the film other than the premise and a few of the kills."

Posted Oct 11, 2008

Fresh
3/4

Rotten
13%

An American Carol (2008)

" ... while it may be (director David Zucker's) passion for the (obvious conservative agenda), it's easily more entertaining than either Scary Movie 3 or 4."

Posted Oct 4, 2008

Rotten
1.0/4.0

Rotten
32%

The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)

" ... (not) the tribute to what made the series great that we'd hoped for, just a sad reminder of why we lost interest to begin with."

Posted Jul 27, 2008

Fresh
4.0/4.0

Fresh
94%

The Dark Knight (2008)

" Heath Ledger's performance was a strong contributor, but Christopher Nolan's writing and direction is the real star."

Posted Jul 20, 2008

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Fresh
87%

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

" ... an improved sequel over the original film, able to build upon the foundation of the first feature and finally put Hellboy in real mortal danger..."

Posted Jul 13, 2008

Fresh
2.5/4.0

Rotten
39%

Hancock (2008)

" Less like a complete movie, Hancock plays out more like the first two episodes of a television series shown back to back."

Posted Jul 12, 2008

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Fresh
96%

WALL-E (2008)

" ... for every plot revelation reinforcing the predicament of WALL-E, the story moves farther from him/it as a strong central character... nevertheless a positive (theme)..."

Posted Jul 12, 2008

Rotten
1.5/4.0

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Point Of Fear (2006)

" Viewers looking for a modest production and quick thrills may find something to enjoy... more likely to disappoint than entertain."

Posted Jul 8, 2008

Fresh
4.0/4.0

Fresh
71%

Wanted (2008)

" ... exudes danger and desire, from the forbidden beauty of Angelina Jolie to a plot with more twists than M. Night Shyamalan's entire career (and that's not an exaggeration)."

Posted Jun 28, 2008

Fresh
3.0/4.0

Rotten
53%

Get Smart (2008)

" ... (after) Adams' well-meaning but inept Maxwell Smart... it's interesting to watch (Carell's) well-meaning but capable Maxwell Smart overcome both adversity and absurdity."

Posted Jun 21, 2008

Rotten
1.5/4.0

Rotten
14%

The Love Guru (2008)

" Mike Myers' latest character "Guru Pitka" borders on self-parody: a lovable clown peddling services of questionable value in a quest for self-fulfillment."

Posted Jun 21, 2008

Fresh
3.5/4.0

Fresh
66%

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

" Like the final cut of Iron Man, the filmmakers guiding this new Hulk film know their characters, and just like that, Marvel Studios is two for two."

Posted Jun 15, 2008

Rotten
0.5/4.0

Rotten
19%

The Happening (2008)

" ... M. Night desperately needs to find that special someone whose opinion he'll listen to when they say,'No! BAD writer-producer-director! NOT a good idea!'"

Posted Jun 15, 2008
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