ROTTEN TOMATOES: David Cornelius

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DAVID CORNELIUS

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Biography: David Cornelius is a writer, critic, and member on the Online Film Critics Society, currently writing for eFilmCritic, Hollywood Bitchslap, and DVD Talk. He lives in Cincinnati with his wife, daughter, cats, dog, and DVD collection. Cincinnati-area TV audiences may recognize him as the host of "Friday Night Fu", the local classic martial arts cinema showcase airing weekly on WKRP-TV. He apologizes in advance for loving "Superman III".

Publications: DVDTalk.com, eFilmCritic.com, Hollywood Bitchslap

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 1173

Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, home of Johnny Fever.

MOVIE REVIEWS ONLY

Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date (default)

Rotten 1/5	Rotten 0%	The Accidental Husband (2009)	" Sub-lousy hackneyed crapola all the way, a complete disaster, one of the year's worst movies." — DVDTalk.com Posted Dec 23, 2009
Fresh 4/5	N/A	Tom Wilson: Bigger Than You (2009)	" The album title was right: Tom Wilson is funny, with an exclamation point." — DVDTalk.com Posted Dec 16, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	N/A	Election Day (2007)	" An imperfect document of an imperfect American day." — DVDTalk.com Posted Dec 16, 2009
Fresh 4/5	N/A	Astro Boy - Vol. 5 (2003)	" It's not often you get a kids' cartoon asking its viewers what it means to be human." — DVDTalk.com Posted Dec 1, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	N/A	Astro Boy - Vol. 4 (2003)	" Maintains most of what makes the franchise work." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 27, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 23%	Planet 51 (2009)	" The movie's idea of big laughs is an extended anal probe joke." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 25, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	N/A	Astro Boy - Vol. 3 (2003)	" Remains faithful enough to the franchise to avoid disappointment." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 22, 2009
Fresh 4/5	N/A	Astro Boy - Vol. 2 (2003)	" Smart and exciting entertainment for kids and parents alike." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 22, 2009
Fresh 4/5	N/A	Astro Boy - Vol. 1 (2003)	" An engaging, imaginative, and delightful slice of sci-fi adventure." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 22, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Meteor (2009)	" It isn't so much "scientifically feasible" as it is "stupid yet awesome thing Michael Bay wishes he thought up." Um, yay?" — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 11, 2009
Rotten 2.5/5	N/A	Dungeons & Dragons - The Complete Animated Series (1983)	" The show's creators display grand ambitions, and yet it's all too often undone by the limitations of the 1980s kiddie cartoon format." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 11, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 68%	Fermat's Room (2008)	" The filmmakers have us hooked with a terrific mystery and the challenge of a good puzzle." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 11, 2009
Rotten 2/5	N/A	White Night Wedding (2008)	" A bitter mush of random emotions." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 11, 2009
Rotten 2.5/5	N/A	Doctor Who - Delta and the Bannermen (1986)	" Rushed, confused, and wildly uneven." — DVDTalk.com Posted Oct 21, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 86%	Rumba (2008)	" It's impossible not to love these weirdos." — DVDTalk.com Posted Oct 21, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 71%	The GoodTimesKid (2005)	" The film says so much while saying so little, and it leaves us smiling over its silent wonders." — DVDTalk.com Posted Sep 11, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	Delgo (2008)	" How do you go ten years and not notice how lousy your script is?" — DVDTalk.com Posted Sep 7, 2009
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 12%	The Tiger's Tail (2006)	" A messy but absorbing mystery." — DVDTalk.com Posted Sep 7, 2009
Rotten 1.5/5	N/A	Kong - 5-Disc Collector's Edition (2007)	" Kong sounds like a bad round of Mad Libs where the show's producers tossed out a series of late-90s buzzwords: internet, cloning, kung fu." — DVDTalk.com Posted Sep 6, 2009
Fresh 3/5	N/A	Inheritance (2006)	" Simple but stunning." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 28, 2009
Fresh 3.5/5	N/A	My Dinner With Jimi (2003)	" We can groan over those terrible wigs all we want, but by the end of the picture, we're still taken in by Kaylan's dizzying story." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 28, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	Fresh 67%	Dragon Hunters (2008)	" an astounding work of the imagination that deserves to be discovered, shared, and loved." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 28, 2009
Fresh 5/5	Fresh 91%	Ponyo (2009)	" *Lately, when I want to smile, I just think of Ponyo." — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Aug 25, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Superfriends - The Lost Episodes ()	" The "lost" season is an eight-episode exercise in terribleness and bizarre idiocy." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 24, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Fresh 61%	Winnie the Pooh - The Tigger Movie (2000)	" Even at a brief 77 minutes, we're left feeling the story and its characters have been stretched too thin." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 24, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Rotten 58%	A Perfect Getaway (2009)	" It works because it's smart, knows it's smart, announces to us that it's smart - then backs off and lets the suspense and dark comedy mix." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 23, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 36%	G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)	" This is an action film highlight reel, with any sense of story or purpose shoved to the corners." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 23, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	N/A	The Alzheimer's Project ()	" The sheer quantity of information can be overwhelming, as can the emotional power of the stories told. But these films are an invaluable educational tool." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 22, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	House of Terror (1972)	" Ninety minutes of non-stop shrill." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 19, 2009
Rotten 2/5	N/A	UFO: Target Earth ()	" UFO: Target Earth isn't a very good movie, but it's sorta fascinating in spots, with a relentlessly eerie mood." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 19, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Bloodstalkers ()	" An odious mix of hixploitation, revenge thriller, slasher flick, and Ford administration-era bleakness." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 19, 2009
Rotten 1.5/5	N/A	Blood Thirst (1965)	" It's all very "mad scientist dungeon," minus the excitement." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 19, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	I Eat Your Skin (1964)	" An utterly square attempt at early-60s hipness." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 19, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Cremators (1972)	" *Barely tipping seventy minutes, The Cremators* still feels far too long.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Aug 19, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Hobgoblins (1987)	" *Without the MST3K* assist, Hobgoblins is impossible to watch.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Aug 19, 2009
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 83%	The Window (2008)	" A character portrait that's sharply restrained and tightly constructed." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 11, 2009
Fresh 4/5	N/A	Shadowheart (2009)	" Here we have a bad guy so expertly crafted, in both script and performance... Macfadyen is utterly captivating." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 4, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Gooby (2009)	" This should be, by all accounts, a horror movie. It is instead a Canadian family comedy. So, you know, same difference." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 3, 2009
Rotten 1.5/5	N/A	Zorro: Generation Z - Vol. 1 (2009)	" It could easily pass as one of the bottom-barrel action cartoons produced during the "extreme" trend of the 1990s." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 3, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 36%	Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)	" It's boring, it's shrill, and it's obnoxious." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 28, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	This Stuff'll Kill Ya/The Year of the Yahoo - Double Feature (1971)	" Lewis' films are shoddy and amateurish at best and completely unwatchable at worst." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 28, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Swamp Girl/Swamp Country (1971)	" Its best asset is its badness." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 28, 2009
Rotten 2/5	N/A	Speed Lovers/Thunder in Dixie (1968)	" So bizarre... you just can't turn away." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 28, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 24%	G-Force (2009)	" G-Force has a script on autopilot, assuming that any old assortment of fart jokes, cheesy one-liners, and chase scenes will be enough to appease tots." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 23, 2009
Fresh 5/5	Fresh 83%	Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)	" We leave the theater with the rush of breathless anticipation mixed with a pinch of worry." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 20, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Fresh 62%	Eldorado (2008)	" A clutter of unwelcome quirks and left-field developments." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 14, 2009
Rotten 2.5/5	N/A	Z Rock - Season 1 (2008)	" For a season that's only ten episodes long to grow tiresome and repetitive, that's a serious problem." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 6, 2009
Rotten 2/5	N/A	The Code (2009)	" *Don't let the big names fool you: The Code* is limp enough a thriller to deserve the direct-to-video treatment it's received.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Jul 6, 2009
Fresh 5/5	Rotten 50%	Taking Chance (2009)	" A film of overwhelming emotional power." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 2, 2009
Fresh 4.5/5	N/A	Steve Hogarth - H: Naked In The Chapel (2009)	" A fabulous show, enough to satisfy any Marillion fan." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 2, 2009

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