ROTTEN TOMATOES: David Cornelius

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DAVID CORNELIUS

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Biography: David Cornelius is a writer, critic, and member on the Online Film Critics Society, currently writing for eFilmCritic, Hollywood Bitchslap, and DVD Talk. He lives in Cincinnati with his wife, daughter, cats, dog, and DVD collection. Cincinnati-area TV audiences may recognize him as the host of "Friday Night Fu", the local classic martial arts cinema showcase airing weekly on WKRP-TV. He apologizes in advance for loving "Superman III".

Publications: DVDTalk.com, eFilmCritic.com, Hollywood Bitchslap

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 1160

Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, home of Johnny Fever.

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Rotten 1/5	N/A	Gooby (2009)	" This should be, by all accounts, a horror movie. It is instead a Canadian family comedy. So, you know, same difference." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 3, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 19%	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)	" It's a wad of chaos puked onto the big screen, an arbitrary collection of explosions and machismo posturing." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 26, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 78%	The Hangover (2009)	" Comedies have rarely been as lazy as this, nor have they been so adamantly stupid." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 19, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Life of Lucky Cucumber (2009)	" Lucky Cucumber is twenty kinds of lousy." — DVDTalk.com Posted Mar 31, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 33%	Knowing (2009)	" It's the next bold entry in the genre of Hilariously Terrible Nicolas Cage Movies." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 20, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 41%	The Last House on the Left (2009)	" Shinier, but no less disgusting." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 14, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 4%	Miss March (2009)	" Moore is so offensive to all the senses that you spend all ninety minutes of the movie intensely wishing to punch him in the face." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 12, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	Delgo (2008)	" How do you go ten years and not notice how lousy your script is?" — DVDTalk.com Posted Sep 7, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Legally Blondes (2008)	" Reimagines the franchise in the tone of a Disney Channel sitcom. Oh, my." — DVDTalk.com Posted Apr 12, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 17%	National Lampoon's Homo Erectus (2008)	" A dreadful little laugh vacuum that makes you yearn for the droll subtlety of Ringo Starr." — DVDTalk.com Posted Feb 15, 2009
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Interception (2008)	" We can forgive amateur production values, but not bad writing, and not bad acting." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 15, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 37%	Space Chimps (2008)	" Nothing here works. At all." — DVDTalk.com Posted Dec 4, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	R.L. Stine's Mostly Ghostly (2008)	" Mostly Crappy." — DVDTalk.com Posted Oct 29, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Audience Strikes Back (2008)	" It's emotional and dramatic dishonesty crammed into a bad film with bad actors saying bad dialogue." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 30, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Onion Movie (2008)	" *It's easy to see why nobody wanted to finish The Onion Movie. But why did anybody want to start it?" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Jul 28, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 53%	Mamma Mia! (2008)	" *It's My Two Dads* set to crappy Swedish music.*" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Jul 21, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 35%	Vantage Point (2008)	" It swears it's being clever yet refuses to trust the audience." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 17, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	College Road Trip (2008)	" *One does not watch College Road Trip. One encounters it. Endures it. Accepts its challenge." — DVDTalk.com* Posted Jul 15, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Big Heart City (2008)	" Our anti-hero fails to be interesting in his unpleasantness, and his universe fails to inspire any sense of drama." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 23, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 5%	The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)	" The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 19, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	April Fool's Day (2008)	" A dull-as-dirt slasher movie invaded by fashion model rejects from the CW network." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 14, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 37%	Speed Racer (2008)	" It's like watching somebody else play a video game. There's plenty of color and noise, with computers creating the semblance of rapid motion, but that's it." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 8, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	National Lampoon's Cattle Call (2007)	" Oh, National Lampoon. Have you been drinking again?" — DVDTalk.com Posted May 21, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Painkiller Jane (2007)	" Even by Sci-Fi's low standards, it's a downright terrible piece of unoriginal nonsense." — DVDTalk.com Posted Mar 28, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007)	" *Above all the idiotic shenanigans and brutally offensive conversation, Chuck & Larry* is flat-out a badly made movie.*" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Jan 14, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)	" If someone like Levy can't escape the vicious circle of these lousy flicks, what hope do we have?" — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 27, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 93%	Juno (2007)	" What a hideous piece of faux-hipster crap." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 10, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 7%	Who's Your Caddy? (2007)	" Who's Your Caddy? is the sort of film Homer Simpson might watch, perhaps on a triple bill with Hail to the Chimp and The School of Hard Knockers." — DVDTalk.com Posted Dec 6, 2007
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Reef (2007)	" One of the cheapest, ugliest cartoon features ever produced." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Oct 16, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 32%	The Ultimate Gift (2007)	" *It's Self-Help: The Movie, and it stinks to high heaven." — DVDTalk.com* Posted Aug 21, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 14%	Wild Hogs (2007)	" Truly awful, monumentally inept, wholly unwatchable." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 12, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 7%	Bratz: The Movie (2007)	" Shrill and shallow to putrid extremes... one of the most blatantly offensive movies ever to be aimed at young audiences." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 3, 2007
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Demon Hunting (2007)	" Head-scratching in its awfulness, eye-rolling in its pointlessness." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 18, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 37%	The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)	" Surfer is just as lousy on every level as its predecessor." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 18, 2007
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Illegal Aliens (2007)	" "Who do I have to screw to get out of this movie?" Anna Nicole yells at one key point, and we know exactly how she feels." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 30, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 29%	Next (2007)	" Next is a howler of a movie, the most entertainingly awful flick in quite some time." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 26, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 16%	The Condemned (2007)	" "Those of us who watch, are we the condemned?" a character asks in a laughable attempt at earnestness. In a way, we are indeed: condemned to watch 111 minutes of suck." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 26, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 53%	The Last Mimzy (2007)	" This is an ill-conceived disaster from top to bottom." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 27, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 60%	300 (2007)	" It helps nothing that the movie is also so very, very hilarious. Deliciously, gloriously, unintentionally hilarious." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 16, 2007
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Flight of Fury (2007)	" Are there people out there who are still sticking with Seagal as a major provider of action movie entertainment?" — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 9, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 85%	Bridge to Terabithia (2007)	" This is a horrible little movie, stupid and clunky and obnoxious through and through." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 27, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 4%	Happily N'Ever After (2007)	" *Not counting derivative, obnoxious, poorly animated, and woefully unfunny, what Happily* is most of all is dull.*" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Jan 4, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 14%	The Genius Club (2006)	" A laughable mess of pretentious rambling and spiritual shallowness... gloriously, stupendously, exceptionally awful." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 19, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Full Count (2006)	" It's a long-winded, often incoherent shambles of a story." — DVDTalk.com Posted Apr 19, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	All In (2006)	" Terrible beyond reason." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jan 22, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 45%	Cut Sleeve Boys (2006)	" Terrible soap opera that not even the most ardent admirers of the most high-camp aspects of gay culture will find anything to their liking." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 21, 2007
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Jam (2006)	" The film stuffs itself full of sitcom characters and the sort of situations that would get rejected from bottom rung TV dramas." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 29, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 67%	The Bridge (2006)	" Little more than a snuff film clumsily dressed up as an art house flick." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 14, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 35%	3 Needles (2006)	" *As a movie with an important message, 3 Needles* is an idiotic waste of time.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted May 27, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 43%	Funny Money (2006)	" Welcome, Mr. Chase, to the absolute bottom of your career." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 8, 2007

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