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0.5/5
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20%
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Somebodies (2006) |
"
A good movie Somebodies is not."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 23, 2006
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0.5/5
|
54%
|
MirrorMask (2005) |
"
An all around awful experience."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 5, 2005
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0.5/5
|
64%
|
Starsky & Hutch (2004) |
"
This movie doesn't even deserve to stand next to the crummiest of Starsky and Hutch TV episodes."
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Film Threat
Posted Jul 13, 2004
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0.5/5
|
3%
|
fear dot com (FeardotCom) (2002) |
"
There really is no reason to see this film at all. Not even some of the cool, creepy imagery saves it."
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Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
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0.5/5
|
52%
|
The Crocodile Hunter - Collision Course (2002) |
"
Hey, at least the title of this film lets you know exactly where it's heading."
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Film Threat
Posted Jul 15, 2002
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0.5/5
|
——
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The Bagman (2002) |
"
Seriously, this has got to be one of the most boring slasher films ever made."
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Film Threat
Posted Jun 21, 2002
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1/5
|
50%
|
Reversion (2011) |
"
If the whole goal of this film is to alienate its audience, then another few stars can be added to its review rating because it does that very well."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 8, 2008
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1/5
|
12%
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An American Haunting (2006) |
"
Labeled by some as 'America's Greatest Ghost Story,' the legendary Bell Witch gets herself another movie and the result is far from America's Greatest Ghost Movie."
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Film Threat
Posted Jun 3, 2006
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1/5
|
71%
|
Who Needs Sleep? () |
"
Who Needs Sleep is a great sleeping aid, but a horribly dull and uninspiring documentary."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 26, 2006
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1/5
|
88%
|
Tony Takitani (2005) |
"
Jun Ichikawa's film is a classic example that not all literature is capable of making the transition to film..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 4, 2005
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1/5
|
44%
|
The Blue Butterfly (2004) |
"
Something like an unfunny version of "Dutch.""
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 13, 2004
|
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1/5
|
38%
|
The Missing Gun (2003) |
"
I gotta admit I nodded off a couple times just for a few seconds. I couldn't help it; my eyes were rebelling against this movie."
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Film Threat
Posted Feb 12, 2003
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1/5
|
——
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Echoes of Enlightenment () |
"
Who is this guy ... Forrest Gump or something?"
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 2, 2003
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——
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Full Metal Gokudô (Full Metal Yakuza) (1997) |
"
If you don't see the similarities between this movie and Robocop, there's something wrong with you..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 13, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
65%
|
Kaubôi Bibappu: Tengoku no Tobira (Cowboy Bebop the Movie: Knockin' on Heaven's Door) (2003) |
"
Not only does this movie lack the addictive charm of the series, but it also stands as one of the most boring anime films I've ever had to endure."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 15, 2003
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2/5
|
7%
|
Red Roses and Petrol (2008) |
"
Iâ(TM)d rather just sit in on one of my own families squabbles; weâ(TM)re much more entertaining."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 27, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
Art School Confidential (2006) |
"
It's a look at art school life. It's a love story. It's a coming of age tale. It's a serial killer murder mystery. None of these themes fit together and it makes for a really disjointed, confusing watch."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
XXX (2002) |
"
Okay, that's it. My summer of movies has been completely pissed on."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 6, 2005
|
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2/5
|
——
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Haack: The King of Techno (2003) |
"
This is mainly a talking head documentary and most of the talking heads really didn't have anything to say other than that they look at Haack as a major inspiration."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 3, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
17%
|
Nina () |
"
The movie feels like a cry for help that life isn't fair."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 13, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
72%
|
Primer (2004) |
"
Nothing in this film inspires audiences to go back and study its twisting turning events. Instead it inspires plenty of head scratching and maybe a little irritation."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 27, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
79%
|
Pistol Opera (2001) |
"
Pistol Opera is unique for sure, it just never made me want to follow it down its strange path."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 10, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
83%
|
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) |
"
This film is basically one big Scooby Doo episode."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 29, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
75%
|
Seom (The Isle) (2000) |
"
Be forewarned, if you're depressed about anything before watching this film, you may just end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
——
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Mary/Mary () |
"
Mary/Mary is currently making the festival rounds and then maybe it will find its way into high school classrooms."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 9, 2002
|
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2/5
|
——
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Living With the Fosters () |
"
This mockumentry fails because it is just that - a mockumentary."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 24, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
——
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Erotic Survivor 2 (2002) |
"
Some of these girls look so unenthused to be there that it seems they may start crying at any minute. "
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 12, 2002
|
|
2.5/5
|
66%
|
O Homem Que Copiava (The Man Who Copied) (2005) |
"
A major letdown."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 10, 2005
|
|
2.5/5
|
——
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High School Record (2009) |
"
High School Record has a lot of good intentions, but you'll be better off leaving your uncomfortable teen years in the past rather than trying to revisit them here."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
|
2.5/5
|
44%
|
The Jacket (2005) |
"
You'll either walk away with a headache, or praising filmmaker John Maybury for his unique narrative...and it is unique, but in my eyes, it's also a big giant mess."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 25, 2005
|
|
2.5/5
|
65%
|
Ghost in the Shell 2 - Innocence (2004) |
"
There's only so much technobabble a person can take before you completely lose them."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 24, 2004
|
|
2.5/5
|
41%
|
High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005) |
"
So this is a new challenge of sorts - to find the hidden movie in "Haute Tension.""
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 22, 2004
|
|
2.5/5
|
47%
|
Azumi (2003) |
"
Dull characters and dry storytelling are to blame here."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 18, 2004
|
|
2.5/5
|
52%
|
Suspended Animation (2001) |
"
More groans than gasps for this one."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 28, 2003
|
|
2.5/5
|
68%
|
Tattoo (2002) |
"
It looks great, has an excellent cast and is effectively creepy at first. But try as it does, it just winds up falling into the lame generic Hollywood homicide thriller mold."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 16, 2003
|
|
2.5/5
|
——
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Shut Yer Dirty Little Mouth () |
"
Peter and Raymond weren't comic masterminds."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 2, 2003
|
|
2.5/5
|
27%
|
Amy's O (Amy's Orgasm) (Why Love Doesn't Work) (2002) |
"
One of the most plain, unimaginative romantic comedies I've ever seen."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
|
|
2.5/5
|
80%
|
Looking for Leonard () |
"
"Looking For Leonard" just seems to kinda sit in neutral, hoping for a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jun 25, 2002
|
|
3/5
|
72%
|
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) |
"
In short, if you're going to see Monsters vs. Aliens, the only way to do it is in 3D. Looking back, I think I'd be miserable just watching a 2D screening of this movie."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 31, 2009
|
|
3/5
|
93%
|
Secret Sunshine (2010) |
"
Perfect for those wishing to enjoy a nice traumatizing time at the movies."
—
Film Threat
Posted Nov 13, 2007
|
|
3/5
|
20%
|
La Mujer de Mi Hermano (2006) |
"
Hope you like your melodrama steamy."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 4, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
66%
|
Wristcutters - A Love Story (2007) |
"
It's goofy. I can definitely say that. But it's goofy on purpose and that's the kind of goofy we like."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 4, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
95%
|
Wordplay (2006) |
"
For those curious as to the activity's history, this quirky cast of characters provides all you want to know and more."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 24, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
70%
|
Cowboy Del Amor (2006) |
"
A well-done, oft-times entertaining documentary as it presents this unique brand of matchmaking that may or may not be the ideal situation for both parties. You be the judge."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 14, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
57%
|
Ju-on: The Grudge 2 (Ju-on 2) (2003) |
"
A collection of effectively scary sights and sounds -- sound effects play a huge part in rolling that chill down your spine -- and that's about it."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 3, 2004
|
|
3/5
|
84%
|
Gloomy Sunday (Ein Lied von Liebe und Tod) (2003) |
"
Great performances and tight filmmaking help you stick around for the ride."
—
Film Threat
Posted Nov 11, 2003
|
|
3/5
|
92%
|
Sister Helen (2002) |
"
See the true story of Sister Helen and her band of weary men now. "
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 13, 2003
|
|
3/5
|
53%
|
Baunsu ko gaurusu (Bounce KO Gals) (1997) |
"
It's a down and dirty look at the world of the ko gals, but it has class."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 1, 2003
|
|
3/5
|
25%
|
Director's Cut: A Killer Comedy (2004) |
"
Nothing more exciting than seeing someone who can create an entertaining film with such minimal resources."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 1, 2003
|
|
3/5
|
57%
|
Enemies of Laughter (2003) |
"
Pretty ballsy of the filmmakers to go with the title "Enemies of Laughter," seeing that it's a comedy."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 29, 2003
|
68%
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