Rotten D
| Rotten 47%
| Miami Vice (2006) | "
Impossible to follow and flat-out boring." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 28, 2006 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 13%
| Little Man (2006) | "
Could you really have expected better from the people who made "White Chicks"?" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 28, 2006 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 53%
| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) | "
I'd give a much stronger recommendation for going back and watching "Curse of the Black Pearl" again.
" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 28, 2006 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 11%
| Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) | "
A pathetic little minstrel show meant for kids, but good for no one." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jun 20, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 39%
| Nacho Libre (2006) | "
The film has so much pointless off-color humor, it makes the movie blend right in with every other cornball comedy." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jun 20, 2006 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 9%
| See No Evil (2006) | "
Devoid of suspense. I was bored." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jun 2, 2006 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 56%
| X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) | "
Maybe they thought it they threw enough money at Ratner, he could use it on magical special effects that would cover the fact that there's no character development." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted May 26, 2006 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 13%
| Just My Luck (2006) | "
A big step backwards for Lohan." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted May 12, 2006 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 33%
| Poseidon (2006) | "
Sensationalistic, in the worst sense of the word." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted May 12, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 31%
| Stick It (2006) | "
For all this gymnast-lingo about "sticking the landing," the movie still falls flat on its rear.
" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Apr 28, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 30%
| Silent Hill (2006) | "
A video game alone is not sufficient source material for a whole movie." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Apr 28, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 18%
| The Wild (2006) | "
Virtually nothing about it is cute." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Apr 22, 2006 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 37%
| Scary Movie 4 (2006) | "
Every scene looks like it was thrown together in two sloppy takes." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Apr 22, 2006 |
Rotten D+
| Rotten 12%
| The Benchwarmers (2006) | "
What is Craig Kilborn doing in this movie?" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Apr 22, 2006 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 57%
| Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) | "
Scrat is still the highlight of an average children's movie." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Apr 3, 2006 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 7%
| Basic Instinct 2 (2006) | "
The mysteries of Sharon Stone are long gone." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Mar 31, 2006 |
Rotten D+
| Rotten 44%
| She's The Man (2006) | "
Up until the last 10 minutes or so, I hated everything about this movie." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Mar 31, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 18%
| Church Ball (2006) | "
It commands more attention than previous efforts because of a wonderfully eclectic cast." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Mar 22, 2006 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 27%
| The Shaggy Dog (2006) | "
You'll be sorry if you bring your kids." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Mar 16, 2006 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 40%
| Running Scared (2006) | "
Appallingly gross, filled with forced profanity, and atrociously edited." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Feb 28, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 19%
| Firewall (2006) | "
Director Richard Loncraine appears to have taken all his cues from the dog." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Feb 28, 2006 |
Rotten C+
| N/A | Suits on the Loose (2006) | "
The script falls short in the jokes and originality department." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Feb 10, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 23%
| Down and Derby (2005) | "
Does better on DVD than it did on the big screen, as long as your expectations aren't too high." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Feb 3, 2006 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 27%
| The Hawk Is Dying (2007) | "
The film is draining." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jan 25, 2006 |
Rotten C
| Fresh 83%
| Angry Monk (2005) | "
Schaedler allows us almost no real understanding of Choepel.
" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jan 24, 2006 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 39%
| The Ringer (2005) | "
With Knoxville in the lead, it's condescending, unoriginal, and boorish." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jan 21, 2006 |
Rotten D+
| Rotten 20%
| Rumor Has It... (2005) | "
Ask yourself: is it worth it to sit through a long, horribly told story to get to a nice, simple moral?
" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Dec 27, 2005 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 52%
| The Family Stone (2005) | "
...hits upon a couple of sad truths." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Dec 26, 2005 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 29%
| Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) | "
A tepid and uninventive remake" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Dec 26, 2005 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 43%
| Just Friends (2005) | "
Reynolds and kooky sidekick Faris carry a weak script." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Dec 26, 2005 |
Rotten C
| Fresh 76%
| Zathura (2005) | "
Thin on plot, skimpy on emotion, big on special effects." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Nov 21, 2005 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 36%
| Chicken Little (2005) | "
Apparently, it has significant entertainment value for the intended demographic." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Nov 8, 2005 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 49%
| Prime (2005) | "
Abrahams and Streep simply steal a movie dominated by two less interesting characters." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Nov 8, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 20%
| Doom (2005) | "
Is one aspect of this film really worse than the others? No. They’re all equally bad." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Oct 30, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 18%
| Domino (2005) | "
A snarling, schizophrenic catastrophe of a film" — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Oct 18, 2005 |
Rotten C+
| Fresh 87%
| A History of Violence (2005) | "
Strangely absorbing but extreme and implausible." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Oct 17, 2005 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 21%
| Two for the Money (2005) | "
A hatefully cynical and unsympathetic look at gambling addiction." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Oct 11, 2005 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 31%
| Valiant (2005) | "
Unoriginal, boring, and not all that cute." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Sep 2, 2005 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 13%
| The Cave (2005) | "
This should never see the light of day." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Aug 26, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 6%
| Supercross: The Movie (2005) | "
Has a belittling effect on the entire sport of Motocross." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Aug 18, 2005 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 10%
| Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) | "
The most worthless piece of pointless filth on the modern movie screen." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Aug 13, 2005 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 14%
| The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) | "
This isn't the Hazzard County I remember." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Aug 5, 2005 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 13%
| Stealth (2005) | "
Completely oblivious to it's own inherent stupidity." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Aug 5, 2005 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 46%
| Bad News Bears (2005) | "
Nobody can pull off quite the same combination of apathy and rage as Billy Bob Thornton." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 26, 2005 |
Rotten C
| Fresh 74%
| Wedding Crashers (2005) | "
If one were to actually crash a wedding, it would probably be more entertaining than watching a movie about wedding crashers." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 22, 2005 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 40%
| The Island (2005) | "
Michael Bay is his own worst enemy." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 22, 2005 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 46%
| Dark Water (2005) | "
Pervasively chilling but never frightening." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 12, 2005 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 26%
| Fantastic Four (2005) | "
I guess "Commonplace Four" or "Tedious Four" didn't have the same ring to it." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 8, 2005 |
Rotten D+
| Rotten 5%
| The Perfect Man (2005) | "
A completely awful movie, from start to finish." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jul 7, 2005 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 55%
| Madagascar (2005) | "
Rental material, at best." — Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) Posted Jun 20, 2005 |
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