|
F
|
9%
|
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
The most worthless piece of pointless filth on the modern movie screen."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 13, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Problem Child (1990) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jan 14, 2005
|
|
F
|
22%
|
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) |
"
This movie gets an F+, because it did such a good job of failing."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 19, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 25, 2003
|
|
F
|
10%
|
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"
If I had laughed even once during this movie, all those unoriginal stunts and jokes might have been forgivable"
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jun 13, 2003
|
|
F
|
8%
|
Kangaroo Jack (2003) |
"
Most people are willing to put up with a bad movie for their kids. But Kangaroo Jack doesn't even manage to hold the attention of easy-to-please youngsters."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jan 16, 2003
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|
0/5
|
2%
|
Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997) |
"
A complete waste of time."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 22, 2002
|
|
D-
|
12%
|
Little Man (2006) |
"
Could you really have expected better from the people who made "White Chicks"?"
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 28, 2006
|
|
D-
|
40%
|
Running Scared (2006) |
"
Appallingly gross, filled with forced profanity, and atrociously edited."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Feb 28, 2006
|
|
D-
|
20%
|
Doom (2005) |
"
Is one aspect of this film really worse than the others? No. They're all equally bad."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Oct 30, 2005
|
|
D-
|
19%
|
Domino (2005) |
"
A snarling, schizophrenic catastrophe of a film"
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Oct 18, 2005
|
|
D-
|
6%
|
Supercross (2005) |
"
Has a belittling effect on the entire sport of Motocross."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 18, 2005
|
|
D-
|
11%
|
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"
The worst part is, it aggressively positions itself as a harmless, family-friendly movie."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jan 21, 2005
|
|
D-
|
15%
|
Garfield - The Movie (2004) |
"
Not even worth a rental."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jun 16, 2004
|
|
D-
|
23%
|
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"
Just think: for a nominal fee of $7.50, you too can watch corpses ricocheting off Miami highways and crunching under tires."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 18, 2003
|
|
D-
|
11%
|
Halloween - Resurrection (2002) |
"
Resurrection has the dubious distinction of being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
D
|
47%
|
Miami Vice (2006) |
"
Impossible to follow and flat-out boring."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 28, 2006
|
|
D
|
11%
|
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"
A pathetic little minstrel show meant for kids, but good for no one."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jun 20, 2006
|
|
D
|
9%
|
See No Evil (2006) |
"
Devoid of suspense. I was bored."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jun 2, 2006
|
|
D
|
13%
|
Just My Luck (2006) |
"
A big step backwards for Lohan."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted May 12, 2006
|
|
D
|
37%
|
Scary Movie 4 (2006) |
"
Every scene looks like it was thrown together in two sloppy takes."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Apr 22, 2006
|
|
D
|
27%
|
The Shaggy Dog (2006) |
"
You'll be sorry if you bring your kids."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Mar 16, 2006
|
|
D
|
21%
|
Two For the Money (2005) |
"
A hatefully cynical and unsympathetic look at gambling addiction."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Oct 11, 2005
|
|
D
|
11%
|
The Cave (2005) |
"
This should never see the light of day."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 26, 2005
|
|
D
|
13%
|
Stealth (2005) |
"
Completely oblivious to it's own inherent stupidity."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 5, 2005
|
|
D
|
31%
|
The Longest Yard (2005) |
"
One of the most obnoxious and least enjoyable movies I've seen "Are We There Yet?""
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted May 27, 2005
|
|
D
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
A beastly cacophony of recklessly rendered CGI, intolerable volume, and defective writing."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted May 10, 2004
|
|
D
|
23%
|
Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights (2004) |
"
How precious Hollywood resources ended up being diverted to this effort is a dark mystery"
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Feb 27, 2004
|
|
D
|
36%
|
Duplex (Our House) (2003) |
"
Tasteless, humorless, bland, boring."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Sep 26, 2003
|
|
D
|
13%
|
Uptown Girls (2003) |
"
Before you waste any money, let me remind you that bad movies do happen. Even Uptown."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 19, 2003
|
|
D
|
24%
|
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003) |
"
The best thing about Cradle of Life? It's a whole half-hour shorter than Bad Boys II."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 25, 2003
|
|
D
|
14%
|
Black Knight (2001) |
"
Lawrence chooses to rely solely on his fourth-grade instincts to get him through the film, with no sidekick to dilute his overbearingly tacky style."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted May 29, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
63%
|
SLC Punk (1998) |
"
A bitter, boring mess with no worthwhile message"
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 27, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Wild Orchid (2002) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Nov 30, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1991) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Oct 7, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
The Uncanny (2004) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Sep 12, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
73%
|
Back to the Future Part III (1990) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Sep 12, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
Stealing Home (1988) |
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 22, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) |
"
I think I might have laughed once. Or twice."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Wish Upon a Star (1996) |
"
Harmless enough, but so condescendingly saccharine, you might gag on it."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 26, 2002
|
|
D+
|
12%
|
The Benchwarmers (2006) |
"
What is Craig Kilborn doing in this movie?"
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Apr 22, 2006
|
|
D+
|
44%
|
She's the Man (2006) |
"
Up until the last 10 minutes or so, I hated everything about this movie."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Mar 31, 2006
|
|
D+
|
20%
|
Rumor Has It (2005) |
"
Ask yourself: is it worth it to sit through a long, horribly told story to get to a nice, simple moral? "
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Dec 27, 2005
|
|
D+
|
5%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
A completely awful movie, from start to finish."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jul 7, 2005
|
|
D+
|
11%
|
Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) |
"
Boring as hell."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Aug 27, 2004
|
|
D+
|
30%
|
The Alamo (2004) |
"
Thornton's Crockett provides most of the entertainment value hidden in this haystack of historical boredom. "
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Apr 15, 2004
|
|
D+
|
25%
|
Along Came Polly (2004) |
"
Any and all funny aspect of this film are overshadowed by a strong tendency toward the sick and wrong."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jan 16, 2004
|
|
D+
|
36%
|
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) |
"
...doomed to the dreaded obscurity of films so bad, they don't even get made fun of on Saturday Night Live."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Jun 6, 2003
|
|
D+
|
35%
|
What a Girl Wants (2003) |
"
A pathetic ripoff of The Princess Diaries, which wasn't that great either."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Apr 4, 2003
|
|
D+
|
47%
|
The Banger Sisters (2002) |
"
...a tragic misuse of two presumably talented women."
—
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
Posted Dec 9, 2002
|
68%
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98%
