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Critics / Ken Hanke / Worst
Ken Hanke
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KEN HANKE

Agrees with the Tomatometer 80% of the time.

Biography: Author of books KEN RUSSELL'S FILMS, CHARLIE CHAN AT THE MOVIES, A CRITICAL GUIDE TO HORROR FILM SERIES, TIM BURTON: AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY OF THE FILMMAKER. Associate Editor: SCARLET STREET magazine. Movie reviewer/movie coordinator, MOUNTAIN XPRESS. Member Southeastern Film Critics Association.
Favorites: TOMMY THE RULING CLASS LOVE ME TONIGHT MOULIN ROUGE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

Publications: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Critics' Group: Southeastern Film Critics Association

Total Reviews: 1703
Total QuickRatings: 2067

Location: Asheville NC

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Rotten
0/4

Rotten
21%

Enough (2002)

" It's a lot like a bad movie once removed, which is to say that it's exactly the kind of bad movie that characters in a movie sometimes go to see."

Posted Jun 4, 2002

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
5%

Old Dogs (2009)

" Old Dogs is -- quite simply -- the nadir of filmmaking."

Posted Dec 2, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
11%

The Stepfather (2009)

" What is there to be said about this utterly worthless, addle-brained waste of 101 minutes except that it's an utterly worthless, addle-brained waste of 101 minutes?"

Posted Oct 25, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
9%

Post Grad (2009)

" I've slogged my way through worse films than Post Grad, but what it lacks in sheer awfulness it more than makes up for in utter pointlessness."

Posted Aug 26, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
19%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

" Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen may not be the worst movie ever made, but with its 150-minute running time, it very likely is the most obnoxious."

Posted Jun 30, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
25%

Land of the Lost (2009)

" The ideal viewer would be, I guess, a 5-year-old who still thinks dinosaurs and urine jokes are cool, but realizes they pale in comparison with breasts and gropings."

Posted Jun 10, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
22%

Next Day Air (2009)

" Guy Ritchie never made anything this bad and boring on the worst Madonna-influenced, crypto-Kabbalistic day of his life."

Posted May 13, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
0%

C Me Dance (2009)

" That Jesus' hand is played by the same guy who is Satan's stunt double surely qualifies as blasphemy of some sort."

Posted Apr 7, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
4%

Miss March (2009)

" Millions of brain cells committed suicide last Friday when exposed to Miss March."

Posted Mar 18, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
4%

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

" Not only is this a strong early contender for worst film of the year, it could well be a candidate for the worst film ever made."

Posted Mar 4, 2009

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
21%

The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

" Ye gods, does this thing stink on ice. It redefines dull mediocrity at its most expensive."

Posted Dec 17, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
25%

Four Christmases (2008)

" So monstrously awful that it will probably make a fortune, spawn sequels and cause a mania for gags involving projectile-vomiting babies."

Posted Dec 2, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
3%

The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)

" What transpires is everybody's guess, and all of it leads to what may take the blue ribbon for the least exciting climax ever to festoon a horror picture."

Posted Nov 5, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
15%

Saw V (2008)

" The ad campaign for Saw V assures the viewer, 'You won't believe how it ends.' This is true, because you won't believe it could possibly be this lame."

Posted Oct 30, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
2%

Disaster Movie (2008)

" Every time one of these Friedberg-Seltzer movies is released the sum total of human knowledge is reduced."

Posted Sep 2, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
55%

Step Brothers (2008)

" Heightened suspicions of the decline of civilization became inescapable this past Friday when Adam McKay's Step Brothers oozed its way into theaters."

Posted Jul 30, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
10%

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008)

" Junk science meets even junkier filmmaking in Expelled -- a no more shameless, stupid and loathsome piece of propaganda has ever skulked its way into the theater."

Posted Apr 22, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
0%

Witless Protection (2008)

" Merely an excuse for the viewer to delight in the hilarity generated by Mr. Cable Guy breaking wind, vomiting, producing various gastric noises, etc."

Posted Feb 27, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
15%

Over Her Dead Body (2008)

" It's marketed as a supernatural romantic comedy. The problem is that it's neither very romantic, nor comedic -- and things aren't appreciably better on the supernatural front."

Posted Feb 5, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
22%

The Eye (2008)

" The film's directors, David Moreau and Xavier Palud, bring nothing new to the table, and they aren't even particularly adept at reheating the leftovers."

Posted Feb 5, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
2%

Meet the Spartans (2008)

" Messrs. Friedberg and Seltzer make their annual locust-like descent on theaters leaving a trail of ruthlessly murdered brain cells in their wake."

Posted Jan 30, 2008

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
30%

The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

" 116 minutes of tedium punctuated with outbursts of tastelessness."

Posted Oct 10, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
5%

Good Luck Chuck (2007)

" Legislation needs to be passed guaranteeing that any movie in which Dane Cook appears will find his character smacked in the face with a shovel and dumped into an open grave."

Posted Sep 26, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
13%

Mr. Woodcock (2007)

" The laughs never stop only because they never start. In fact, I can't remember the last time I laughed so little."

Posted Sep 19, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
13%

September Dawn (2007)

" It's a toss-up as to whether September Dawn is more offensive as history, as allegory or simply as lousy self-important filmmaking."

Posted Aug 29, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
1%

Daddy Day Camp (2007)

" Doesn't attain the acute awfulness of last week's Bratz -- but also lacks the grim 'end of civilization as we know it' fascination of that discharge of dumbness."

Posted Aug 15, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
7%

Bratz: The Movie (2007)

" Everything about the movie exists in a hermetically sealed vacuum of stupidity."

Posted Aug 8, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
47%

Brooklyn Rules (2007)

" Absolutely nothing to recommend the film as anything other than a sagging collection of predictable clichés and brain-numbing boredom."

Posted Aug 1, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
7%

License To Wed (2007)

" All this witless tastelessness is headed toward happiness for all concerned. Their happiness will not equal yours when you see the credits finally rolling."

Posted Jul 11, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
2%

Delta Farce (2007)

" Perhaps best enjoyed by persons who have been lobotomized. After the first 30 minutes (I'm being generous), you may well feel like you have been."

Posted May 16, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
2%

Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)

" You might think that after Kennedy proved capable of emptying every theater in the civilized world with his last two vehicles someone would have said, 'Enough!' But no."

Posted May 2, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
11%

The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)

" Bears no relation to the old 1985 sequel, which hardly matters since The Hills Have Eyes II is perfectly capable of being a rancid crapfest on its own merits."

Posted Mar 28, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
9%

Norbit (2007)

" Nothing spells funny like someone in a fat suit -- unless, of course, it's someone in a fat suit suffering from flatulence. That's the ne plus ultra of comedy."

Posted Feb 14, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
11%

Blood and Chocolate (2007)

" Anyone going to a PG-13 horror film called Blood and Chocolate thinking that it's going to be good has serious reality issues."

Posted Feb 1, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
16%

Primeval (2007)

" Even in the realm of oversized animal movies, this is a singularly appalling effort."

Posted Jan 17, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
6%

Thr3e (2007)

" The scene of faux flames burning in front of a city bus will go down in the annals of Le Cinema du Frommage."

Posted Jan 10, 2007

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
15%

Turistas (2006)

" This is strictly 'Teenagers as Meat on the Hoof 101' stuff -- only more idiotic than usual."

Posted Dec 6, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
6%

Deck the Halls (2006)

" A box of Christmas movie clichés wrapped in tired slapstick and tied up with a bow made of trite lessons about the 'true meaning of Christmas.'"

Posted Nov 29, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Fresh
61%

Jackass: Number Two (2006)

" Made for an audience that actually thinks Beavis and Butthead were meant to be desirable role models."

Posted Sep 27, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
3%

The Covenant (2006)

" This inane film is definitely a wayward canine in need of an animal-control officer."

Posted Sep 13, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
57%

How to Eat Fried Worms (2006)

" One of the most amateurish essays in excruciating tedium I've encountered in a year that's hardly lacked for tedium. "

Posted Aug 30, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
4%

Zoom (2006)

" Zoom is a bad movie. It's badly written, badly directed, badly acted, badly edited, badly scored and beyond badly overdubbed."

Posted Aug 16, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
21%

You, Me and Dupree (2006)

" When our screening started, there were 12 people and a dog in attendance. Before it was over our number had dwindled by nine, and the dog had fallen asleep. "

Posted Jul 19, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
13%

Little Man (2006)

" I honestly cannot think of anything worse that has been made in between the time the Lumiere Brothers photographed a train pulling into a station in 1895 and today."

Posted Jul 19, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
11%

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)

" This movie is mediocrity incarnate. Watching it I felt brain cells leaping to their deaths like so many lemmings."

Posted Jun 21, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
23%

RV (2006)

" R.V. isn't just a bad movie; it's more than that, it's symptomatic of a kind of bad movie that seems to be proliferating like cinematic cockroaches."

Posted May 3, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
12%

The Benchwarmers (2006)

" Makes one long for the sophisticated wit of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, which should tell you most of what you need to know."

Posted Apr 12, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
6%

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)

" The very existence of Larry the Cable Guy would seem like a pretty good argument against the concept of Intelligent Design."

Posted Mar 29, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
6%

Date Movie (2006)

" The kind of brutally painful movie-going experience generally associated with the lesser efforts of Rob Schneider."

Posted Feb 22, 2006

Rotten
.5/5

Rotten
53%

Wolf Creek (2005)

" It's boring, then it's nasty, then it's over. That last one is its only saving grace "

Posted Dec 28, 2005
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