|
12/100
|
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Rapid Assault (1997) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
18%
|
Dance Flick (2009) |
"
I may like this genre of comedy, but a film like this makes me hope it's going to fade soon."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
The Last Shyamalan."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jul 3, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
Michael Bay knows how to spoil any film he touches, taking an extreme step down from the surprisingly fun original."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Apr 2, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
April Fool's Day (2008) |
"
The remake ignores the fun of the original in favor of a twisted tale of revenge."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 10, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
32%
|
Superstar (1999) |
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jan 29, 2003
|
|
15/100
|
——
|
Vamps: Deadly Dreamgirls (1996) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
17/100
|
——
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Bloody Streetz (2003) |
"
Fails to credibly portray a haunted character by imposing its own high-minded opinions without presenting a much-needed counter-point."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jul 30, 2003
|
|
17/100
|
——
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The Minion (1998) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 26, 2002
|
|
19/100
|
——
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Marco Polo: Return to Xanadu (2004) |
"
The special features on the Marco Polo DVD are about as worthless as the film."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 22, 2004
|
|
19/100
|
——
|
Marco Polo: Return to Xanadu (2004) |
"
The story is so unbelievably cheap and unoriginal that, ten minutes into the film, you're wondering just how much more you can sit through before walking out."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 22, 2004
|
|
20/100
|
——
|
Mummy's Kiss (2003) |
"
Recommended only for mature audiences who have no desire to see a movie about Egyptian intrigue but want to see a pornographic escapade set in two bridged time periods."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jul 30, 2003
|
|
2/10
|
50%
|
Mondo Trasho (1989) |
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
21/100
|
——
|
Deadly Ransom (2000) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
21/100
|
——
|
Deadly Ransom (2000) |
"
It's hard to imagine anyone finding this movie entertaining."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
24/100
|
——
|
Love Relations (2003) |
"
The menu selection is better put together than any part of the movie."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 25, 2004
|
|
24/100
|
——
|
Love Relations (2003) |
"
The quality of production, performance and writing is enough to serve as a warning to independent and new filmmakers of what not to do."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 25, 2004
|
|
24/100
|
0%
|
Dragon And The Hawk (2001) |
"
Dragon and the Hawk is a weak attempt at capturing the finesse and charm of Chan's films - one that never succeeds."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 3, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Stan Helsing (2009) |
"
A darkly humorous horror comedy that fails to re-ignite the spark that made Scary Movie so much fun."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Saw 3D (2010) |
"
It wasn't the finale I had wanted, relying mostly on unimpressive revisions on previous films attempting to create a series-spanning plot against one man."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
44%
|
The Green Hornet (2011) |
"
A childish film written from a grade school perspective with neither quality nor excitement."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
17%
|
Priest (2011) |
"
A poorly conceived, pointless exercise in genre filmmaking."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jun 9, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
A Little Night Music (1977) |
"
An abomination of a stage-to-screen adaptation, with disjointed performances that avoids some of the musical's best tunes in an effort to make it more audience friendly."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jun 22, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
67%
|
Daybreakers (2010) |
"
Squandered potential at its most obvious."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted May 22, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) |
"
The nightmare on Elm Street is not how scary (or not) the film is, but how it destroys the franchise."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted May 9, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
Jennifer's Body (2009) |
"
Attempting to instill wit into a witless horror flick, Diablo Cody shows that her faux-hip dialogue does not a feature make."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Dec 12, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Max Payne (2008) |
"
A thrill-less video game adaptation."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Oct 21, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Ghost Rider (2007) |
"
An abysmal excuse of a film featuring Nicolas Cage's worst performance yet and only marginally improving on the Spawn formula."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Apr 28, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Doogal (2006) |
"
A jumble of bad movie cliches strung together into an overly simplistic tale of a pooch who gets in trouble over candy."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jul 25, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
And what would the film be without its performances? Better."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Sep 5, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Garfield - The Movie (2004) |
"
For fans of the comic strip, "Garfield" is a severe disappointment."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Sep 5, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Timeline (2003) |
"
With the exception of the original "Jurassic Park", films based on Crichton's novels have been not only unsuccessful but horrendously awful."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jul 11, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
31%
|
Underworld (2003) |
"
Underworld is a profoundly disappointing movie with nary a good performance and saved only by its bounty of eye candy."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Nov 11, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
21%
|
Wild Wild West (1999) |
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Jan 29, 2003
|
|
27/100
|
——
|
Mach 2 (2001) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Nov 27, 2001
|
|
28/100
|
23%
|
Predator 2 (1990) |
"
The filmmakers have tortured the audience with their banal ramblings and pointlessness."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Nov 15, 2003
|
|
28/100
|
0%
|
Legion of the Dead (Le6ion of the Dead) (2002) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted May 17, 2003
|
|
29/100
|
——
|
Critical Mass (2001) |
"
Delivered in a hackneyed, humdrum way that supplies the audience with minimal action and a plethora of boredom."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 5, 2003
|
|
33/100
|
——
|
Black Heat (2003) |
"
This sad excuse for a motion picture should be as quickly forgotten as John Waters' Mondo Trasho."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 16, 2003
|
|
35/100
|
——
|
Airboss (1997) |
"
A pedestrian action movie that rolls out every cliché in the book and is dragged down by a humorless plot and weak performances."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Mar 27, 2001
|
|
36/100
|
——
|
Screw Loose (1998) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jun 12, 2004
|
|
36/100
|
18%
|
Cruel Intentions 2 (2000) |
"
Just when it starts to win viewers over as an endearing and romantic film, the twist ending destroys this effect."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jun 19, 2001
|
|
36/100
|
0%
|
3 Strikes (2000) |
"
3 Strikes put its team to bat and struck out without a hit."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
37/100
|
——
|
Love Comes Softly (2003) |
"
The special features on the DVD of Love Comes Softly remind me of those shirts that say you did something "and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Mar 27, 2005
|
|
37/100
|
——
|
Love Comes Softly (2003) |
"
The film's pace is abysmal like too little grass spread across too much lawn."
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Mar 27, 2005
|
|
37/100
|
——
|
Storm Catcher (1999) |
—
Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
The V.I.P.s (1963) |
"
Trying to shoehorn a talent ensemble into a trite premise results in unmitigated failure."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
49%
|
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) |
"
The only thing more emblematic of this franchise would have been had the ship sank at the end."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
23%
|
Sucker Punch (2011) |
"
Had Zack Snyder left no idea undeveloped, he might have had a better film, but underdevelopment appears to have been his motto."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 15, 2011
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
The Summer House () |
"
A trifle of a short film with no seeming purpose."
—
Oscar Guy
Posted Aug 9, 2011
|
68%
——
98%
