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Paul Salfen

Paul Salfen

"From Friday (you have to see it to understand): Dad: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin' up all the food. ALL the chitlins... ALL the pig's feet... ALL the colleygreens... ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs FEET! Too many to list...so why did I pick that one?"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Biography:
My name is Paul Salfen and I write movie reviews and do interviews for Supercala.com. I also write for the Dallas Music Guide. Besides that I play and write music, travel a lot, and constantly stay busy with numerous projects.
Favorites:
Star Wars (the first three films) Raiders of the Lost Ark Citizen Kane The New Jersey Trilogy (Clerks, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy) Nosferatu Friday Sunset Blvd. Almost Famous O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Publications:
FHM [UK] , Supercala.com
Critics' Group:
Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association
Total Reviews:
161
Total QuickRatings:
3
Location:
Dallas, Texas

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
0/10 6% Son of the Mask (2005) " It might be early, but this will definitely take the award for worst film of 2005." — Supercala.com
Posted Feb 19, 2005
0/5 67% Leap of Faith (1992) " I actually walked out of this one...bad!" — Supercala.com
Posted Aug 16, 2002
1/10 22% AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) " Quite possibly the worst film of the year...a real stinker." — Supercala.com
Posted Aug 13, 2004
1/10 11% Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) " In a word; awful." — Supercala.com
Posted Nov 21, 2003
2/10 48% Femme Fatale (2002) " Definitely one of the worst films of the year." — Supercala.com
Posted Nov 8, 2002
2/10 13% Ghost Ship (2002) " This one is definitely one to skip, even for horror movie fanatics." — Supercala.com
Posted Oct 25, 2002
1/5 40% Stag (2005) " Rent Very Bad Things instead." — Supercala.com
Posted Aug 16, 2002
47% The Banger Sisters (2002) " It's a shame they couldn't have put Hawn and Sarandon in a better movie than this." — Supercala.com
Posted Sep 24, 2002
9% Stealing Harvard (2002) " In what promises to be a top contender for worst movie of the year, Stealing Harvard proves that Tom Green should just stay out of the film business." — Supercala.com
Posted Sep 14, 2002
11% Halloween - Resurrection (2002) " It's exactly what you'd expect." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 12, 2002
52% The Crocodile Hunter - Collision Course (2002) " One of the most unbearable movies in recent history." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 11, 2002
33% Windtalkers (2002) " Disappointing in comparison to other recent war movies...or any other John Woo flick for that matter." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
29% The Time Machine (2002) " A so-so film version of the great book that looks good, but just isn't very satisfying." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
35% Super Troopers (2002) " The awful title should be a warning to you about the film." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
59% The Sum of All Fears (2002) " What would have been a surefire blockbuster in any other time is now a very hard film to "enjoy" post-9/11." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
65% Spy Game (2001) " Another Hollywood-style action flick that entertains, but isn't terribly original..." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
10% Slackers (2002) " Although not the best comedy in recent memory, it's not the worst either." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
31% Murder by Numbers (2002) " Only mildly entertaining, "Murder By Numbers" is not as "thrilling" as a thriller should be." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
28% Life or Something Like It (2002) " A predictable and contrived, yet somewhat enjoyable film that was spoiled by the preview." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
23% John Q (2002) " Denzel is great, the movie is not." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
31% High Crimes (2002) " Another paint-by-numbers, cliché-ridden Hollywood thriller. You asked for it!" — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
65% Heist (2001) " Very disappointing new action flick by Mamet. Not worth a trip to the theatre for this one..." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
8% The Forsaken (2001) " Bood-sucking vampires prey on teen TV stars. Never seen that one before..." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
54% Enemy at the Gates (2001) " This movie would be great if the characters would get in character." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
32% Charlotte Gray (2002) " This one's kind of boring but pretty well made." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
45% The Caveman's Valentine (2001) " Samuel L. Jackson is awesome...this movie isn't." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
29% Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) " Yet another WWII love triangle that suffers from bad acting, but looks great!" — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
58% Birthday Girl (2002) " Nicole Kidman breaks her winning streak with this often-boring British flick." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
37% Behind Enemy Lines (2001) " Forgettable Hollywood war movie that begs you to leave your brain at home..." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
73% A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) " A very long, bizarre, and paranoid movie..." — Supercala.com
Posted Jul 9, 2002
46% Orange County (2002) " This extremely unfunny film clocks in at 80 minutes, but feels twice as long." — Supercala.com
Posted Jun 30, 2002
30% Scooby-Doo (2002) " Yep, it's every bit as awful as it looks in the preview." — Supercala.com
Posted Jun 30, 2002
3/10 40% The Grudge (2004) " The Grudge isn't nearly as scary as the upcoming election." — Supercala.com
Posted Oct 26, 2004
3/10 41% Freddy vs. Jason (2003) " Maybe I missed out on the keg party that took place before our screening, but this flick's appeal was lost on me. I was terribly disappointed." — Supercala.com
Posted Aug 16, 2003
3/10 45% Daredevil (2003) " Its choppy narrative and flashy MTV-style direction/editing can only be seen as a second rate Batman." — Supercala.com
Posted Feb 26, 2003
3.5/10 19% The Life of David Gale (2003) " It's lazy filmmaking for a lazy audience, and it's truly shameful." — Supercala.com
Posted Feb 26, 2003
4/10 40% Nacho Libre (2006) " This would make for a pretty funny short film, but there's too much filler material here. Save this one for a rental if you're a Jack Black fan." — Supercala.com
Posted Jun 16, 2006
4/10 19% The Wild (2006) " Wildly unoriginal." — Supercala.com
Posted May 18, 2006
4/10 36% Scary Movie 3 (2003) " This sequel limps, and hopefully this whole franchise is headed where it belongs; a shallow grave." — Supercala.com
Posted Oct 24, 2003
4/10 75% Gangs of New York (2002) " It's a shame, really. I was looking forward to this one." — Supercala.com
Posted Dec 24, 2002
4/10 69% The Grey Zone (2002) " Nelson's intentions are good, but the end result does no justice to the story itself. It's horribly depressing and not very well done." — Supercala.com
Posted Oct 25, 2002
5/10 41% Jersey Girl (2004) " ...in the same way that Smith refers to Bennifer's disaster Gigli, as 'totally watchable', this one might fall under the same backhanded classification." — Supercala.com
Posted Mar 25, 2004
5/10 10% Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) " It's not unbearably bad, but it truly lives up to its namesake: dumb." — Supercala.com
Posted Jun 13, 2003
5/10 48% Assassination Tango (2003) " Not only is it hard to buy the premise, it's hardly interesting to begin with." — Supercala.com
Posted Apr 11, 2003
5/10 38% Star Trek - Nemesis (2002) " I wouldn't recommend this one to anyone who doesn't consider themselves a 'Trekkie'." — Supercala.com
Posted Dec 13, 2002
5/10 14% Swimfan (2002) " One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie, but until then there's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations." — Supercala.com
Posted Sep 13, 2002
6/10 13% The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) " ...passable popcorn entertainment, it's just disappointing that they couldn't find anything new or original." — Supercala.com
Posted Aug 8, 2008
6/10 19% Primeval (2007) " Has one of the most misleading ad campaigns in recent memory, but works on a 'popcorn' level. Wait to rent it." — Supercala.com
Posted Jan 12, 2007
6/10 48% Saw (2004) " Has plenty of edge-of-the-seat thrills and some sick and twisted memorable moments, but wait to rent it." — Supercala.com
Posted Oct 29, 2004
6/10 11% Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) " Harlin keeps it creepy, atmospheric, and disturbing for the first half, but when it progresses past the halfway point silliness ensues." — Supercala.com
Posted Aug 20, 2004
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