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1/5
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19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
"The Back-Up Plan" is a stupid, unfunny, gross and annoying film. Let's just get that out of the way right now. "
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Film Threat
Posted May 4, 2010
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1/5
|
35%
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August (2008) |
"
August doesn't make a lot of sense nor does it seem to have a message or point."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 22, 2008
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1/5
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51%
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Flannel Pajamas (2006) |
"
These chatty, pedantic, annoying characters are simply not interesting enough to follow for five minutes, let alone over two hours."
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Film Threat
Posted Feb 4, 2006
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1/5
|
14%
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It's All About Love (2004) |
"
The shaky plot, heavy handed 'symbolism,' bad accents and a story line that had me walking the line between laughter and bored screams nearly made me get up and leave."
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Film Threat
Posted Feb 12, 2003
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14%
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I Love You Beth Cooper (2009) |
"
Let me be clear here: I hated this movie. I hated it so much I couldn't even bring myself to laugh at how awful it was."
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Film Threat
Posted Jul 27, 2009
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1.5/5
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27%
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Land of the Lost (2009) |
"
Be it dead serious, moronic racecar driver Ricky Bobby or idiotic, deadpan Ron Burgandy, Ferrell has managed to create quite the niche for himself as the honest, earnest moron."
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Film Threat
Posted Jul 21, 2009
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1.5/5
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12%
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Against the Ropes (2004) |
"
This is just another boxing movie with few surprises and an awkward message to viewers."
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Film Threat
Posted Feb 24, 2004
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1.5/5
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61%
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Only the Strong Survive - A Celebration of Soul (2002) |
"
This film has so many chances to spice up the screen... and passes."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 25, 2003
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2/5
|
50%
|
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2010) |
"
"The Human Centipede" is a dumb movie. There wasn't a single moment in the film where I wasn't keenly aware I was watching a film and a fairly bad B-film at that."
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Film Threat
Posted May 4, 2010
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2/5
|
41%
|
The Rocker (2008) |
"
It's exactly the kind of film that I'll forget having ever seen by the time Summer is over and that's too bad as I do love the premise of the film and I'm a fan of Rainn Wilson."
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Film Threat
Posted Jun 17, 2008
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2/5
|
84%
|
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) |
"
While the film has some laugh out-loud moments, it's very poorly constructed and what we see onscreen seems to be the victim of either bad editing, poor direction or a script that was rushed into production too quickly."
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Film Threat
Posted Apr 8, 2008
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2/5
|
57%
|
We Own the Night (2007) |
"
Unravels from about the twenty minute mark on and makes no attempt to recover. Rather, it becomes more cliché and ham fisted as it rolls along."
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Film Threat
Posted Oct 16, 2007
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2/5
|
29%
|
Silent Hill (2006) |
"
As I sat through this two hour stumble through what looked like fog, I just kept thinking to myself how this might be the best looking bad film I've ever seen."
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Film Threat
Posted Apr 24, 2006
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2/5
|
85%
|
Slither (2006) |
"
[I] have to admit to not getting much out of a big budget B movie. B movies are fun because they're rinky dink."
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Film Threat
Posted Mar 28, 2006
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2/5
|
40%
|
The Night Listener (2006) |
"
By the time the credits rolled I was bored rather than stunned by the revelations within the movie and I just want these type of reversal/twist movies to get better, or go away."
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Film Threat
Posted Feb 7, 2006
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2/5
|
80%
|
Wide Awake (2006) |
"
To make a personal documentary click, you really have to be willing to get in the trenches with the subject and that just doesn't happen here."
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Film Threat
Posted Feb 4, 2006
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2/5
|
——
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Cinnamon () |
"
The film drags on (no pun intended) and doesn't impart the kind of emotional immersion I think Everson was aiming for."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
73%
|
In the Pit (2007) |
"
After 45 minutes of seeing this hard work, we get the point."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2006
|
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2/5
|
——
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By the Ways, a Journey with William Eggleston () |
"
Stories are told about Eggleston but he's never asked to comment on them. It's highly frustrating."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
46%
|
Bad News Bears (2005) |
"
[It] just isn't a very good movie."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 26, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
70%
|
Elephant (2003) |
"
I walked out of it saying, 'so what?'"
—
Film Threat
Posted Nov 11, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
53%
|
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) |
"
After about 15 minutes of glossy faux-50's style dialogue, I got the joke and just didn't find it funny enough to last 90 minutes."
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Film Threat
Posted Aug 30, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
Femme Fatale (2002) |
"
Not-so-nifty camera tricks did little to mask a downright lame script and the plot twists were crushingly heavy handed and unoriginal."
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Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
|
|
2.5/5
|
40%
|
Live Free or Die (2006) |
"
It just feels contrived when a good comedy like this should feel clever."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 4, 2006
|
|
2.5/5
|
0%
|
Open Window (2006) |
"
I just couldn't buy into the way the film veered into a family drama when it started out so confidently."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 27, 2006
|
|
2.5/5
|
71%
|
Friends With Money (2006) |
"
Friends With Money is entertaining and highly watchable but in the end, it just feels trite."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 24, 2006
|
|
2.5/5
|
81%
|
Layer Cake (2005) |
"
As a whole, it just seems like we've seen it all before."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 1, 2005
|
|
2.5/5
|
71%
|
Confidence (2003) |
"
Even if a good heist/grift movie struggles in places, a good payoff will still make it work and that is definitely the case here."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 2, 2003
|
|
3/5
|
76%
|
Kick-Ass (2010) |
"
However the film also has major pacing issues, is pretty damned boring and saddles the audience with the least interesting character in the entire film, Kick-Ass. As a result I felt the film was simply o.k. when it could have been much, much better."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 19, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
50%
|
Chloe (2010) |
"
"Chloe" is a taut, adult thriller that succeeds so well in its set-up that when the third act rolls around, you're left expecting more."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 31, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
72%
|
The Crazies (2010) |
"
"The Crazies" isn't the worst horror film you'll see nor is it the best. It's a decently made horror film that serves it's purpose which is to freak you out a little bit but not really make you think%u2026"
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 10, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
59%
|
W. (2008) |
"
A movie which is a wacky, wild and weird look at how the past 8 or so years of American politics and policy came to be."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 21, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
75%
|
Sunshine (2007) |
"
Visually rich and yet cold and claustrophobic."
—
Film Threat
Posted Sep 22, 2007
|
|
3/5
|
61%
|
Bug (2006) |
"
A nice textbook on how to use the camera in a confined space."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 29, 2007
|
|
3/5
|
79%
|
You're Gonna Miss Me (2007) |
"
You're Gonna Miss Me is still a great meld of rock history, the sociological and familial impacts of mental disability and some courtroom intrigue."
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Film Threat
Posted Mar 4, 2007
|
|
3/5
|
——
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OilCrash (2006) |
"
I do think people need to see this movie to understand where we're headed due to wasteful and greedy pigheadedness."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 15, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
100%
|
The Trials of Darryl Hunt (2007) |
"
I don't want to give to much away in terms of this film because it really is fascinating, but I will say that the film helps crystalize major flaws in our legal system."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 4, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
65%
|
Wild Tigers I Have Known (2007) |
"
Archer proves that he has a unique way of storytelling through the medium of film."
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Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
——
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Little Red Flowers () |
"
The film has a fairy tale feel to it and it's sort of fun."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2006
|
|
3/5
|
61%
|
Saved! (2004) |
"
Equal parts satire, spoof and teen comedy, Saved! is just a sweet and funny movie that starts off with bite but settles into an honest feeling of happiness and acceptance for all types of people and their choices."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 6, 2005
|
|
3/5
|
84%
|
Mysterious Skin (2005) |
"
By the end of Mysterious Skin, I felt physically exhausted but I also felt satisfied at the way it all falls into place."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 2, 2005
|
|
3/5
|
72%
|
Open Water (2004) |
"
Even though I knew all along this movie was totally manipulating me, I followed along on the terrifying ride. I feel so dirty and used. For that, Kentis and his great cast deserve big props."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 18, 2004
|
|
3/5
|
81%
|
The Good Girl (2002) |
"
While many questions and motivations are left unanswered, overall the film wins out with its stark truths and slightly twisted pay off's along the way."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
|
|
3/5
|
38%
|
Pumpkin (2002) |
"
Successfully blended satire, high camp and yet another sexual taboo into a really funny movie."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 8, 2002
|
|
3.5/5
|
91%
|
Corman's World: Exploits Of A Hollywood Rebel (2011) |
"
Yes, it's all straight-forward, no muss filmmaking, but Roger Corman wouldn't want it any other way."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 22, 2011
|
|
3.5/5
|
74%
|
I Sell the Dead (2008) |
"
All in all "I Sell the Dead" is a good old fashioned horror movie for fans of classic monster movies and things that go bump in the night."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 31, 2010
|
|
3.5/5
|
75%
|
Greenberg (2010) |
"
While "Greenberg" wasn't as funny as I had hoped, I think it's a great film and in the end is a return to form for Baumbach."
—
Film Threat
Posted Mar 31, 2010
|
|
3.5/5
|
85%
|
Wendy and Lucy (2008) |
"
An interesting film that needs the audience to serve as a mirror for Wendy's travails and emotions."
—
Film Threat
Posted Nov 4, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
46%
|
Lakeview Terrace (2008) |
"
An intriguing and provocative thriller."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 18, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
58%
|
First Snow (2007) |
"
It's suspenseful and kind of scary."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 2, 2007
|
68%
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