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Alan Simpson

Agrees with the Tomatometer 66% of the time.

Biography:
Restless old punk hailing from rainy Scotland, grew up on Universal and Hammer movies on late night TV. Now spend far too much time reviewing non-mainstream weird and wonderful movies for my labor of love 'Sex Gore Mutants'!
Publications:
Sex Gore Mutants
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
175
Total QuickRatings:
12
Location:
Scotland

Best Reviewed Films

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5/5 79% Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1969) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
5/5 60% À Meia-Noite Levarei Sua Alma (At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul) (1964) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
5/5 —— Schramm: Into the Mind of a Serial Killer (1993) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Nov 23, 2003
4/5 72% Phantom of the Opera (1943) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
4/5 —— Rabid Grannies (2002) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
4/5 46% Cabin Boy (1994) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
4/5 89% Maniac (Sex Maniac) (1934) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Nov 23, 2003
4/5 43% Society (1989) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Nov 23, 2003
4/5 86% The Thing from Another World (1951) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Sep 3, 2002
64% Phantasm (1979) " A chilling modern gothic classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 31, 2005
—— Ryôjoku mesu ichiba - kankin () " Shocking, brutal and relentlessly savage." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 16, 2005
—— Maya () " A heady mix of steamy Latino passion and vintage Italian style gore." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 16, 2005
—— Lover Boy () " Sexy lighthearted fun." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 12, 2005
—— Rusted Body: Guts of a Virgin III () " A very witty, sensual and engrossing experience." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 12, 2005
—— Massacre () " A fine addition to the Euro slasher stable." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 12, 2005
—— French Sex Murders (Casa d'appuntamento) (1972) " jawdroppingly bewildering and a deliriously entertaining exploitation treat" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Panic Beats (1983) " a gutsy (and bloody) entry into the annals of Euro horror history" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Living Doll (2005) " a grim and unrestrained genre classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Zombie Holocaust (1979) " A great fun and gory as hell oddball horror classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Zombie '90 (2002) " a thoroughly enjoyable show-reel of zombie mayhem and gory carnage" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
38% Zombi 2 (1980) " in the zombie film fan stakes it's right up there as a gut munching classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— El Ataúd del Vampiro (The Vampire's Coffin) (1958) " essential viewing for fans of the classic Universal Monsters series" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Sudden Fury (2005) " a thoroughly enjoyable Independent exploitationer" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
86% Dead Alive (Braindead) (1993) " perhaps the most hysterically wild, all out gore extravaganza to grace a horror fans screens to this day!" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— She Shoulda Said No (1949) " an exploitation gem that rates up there with dizzying classics like 'Reefer Madness' et al" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
75% Phenomena (Creepers) (1985) " an entertaining dream like movie which floats between modern fairy tale and darkly violent horror" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
45% Mother's Day (1980) " Twisted, sick and wickedly humorous" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Hei tai yang 731 (Men Behind the Sun) (Squadron 731) (1988) " a harrowing and graphic depiction of real horror" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Killer Condom: The Rubber That Rubs You Out (1996) " A stylish pastiche of euro perceptions of New Yorks seedy underbelly, handled with great humour and wit" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Junk: Shiryô-gari (2000) " delivers the goods in trumps when it comes to zombie fun" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— The Janitor (2003) " splatty gore, belly laughs and a great sense of the absurd" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Hell Asylum (2002) " another cool addition to the low budget genre scene" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Hardcore Poisoned Eyes () " A creepy classic that will have you switching all the lights on" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— The Gruesome Twosome (1967) " a gory laugh riot for low budget film fans" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— The Gore-Gore Girls (2000) " the pinnacle of H G Lewis's gore genre career" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Faust: Love of the Damned (2000) " a fun, violent and sexy comic book romp!" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Erotic Vampire in Paris (2002) " a refreshing change of pace from the usual low budget shenanigans" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (Emanuelle e gli ultimi cannibali) (Emanuelle's Amazon Adventure) (2006) " This one's got everything a fan of grade z exploitation cinema could ever want!" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
10% Ed Gein (2001) " a cinematic sleeper that will be acclaimed by film fans twenty or thirty years down the line" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Yi boh laai beng duk (Ebola Syndrome) (2005) " big budget extravaganza of tasteless exploitation cinema fun" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Dial Help (1990) " one hell of a dumb *** film plotwise but still manages to deliver the goods" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
65% Danger: Diabolik (1968) " gorgeous visual eye candy with a delightful sense for the absurd" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— The Dead Next Door (1995) " delivered with such bloody gusto you'll easily forgive the plagiarisms" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Dead and Rotting (2002) " impressive throughout with nice use of colourful lighting and some strong imagery" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Crazy Love (1987) " one of the greatest (albeit very dark) 'coming of age' movies to hit the screen" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Nov 1, 2004
—— Cutthroats 9 (1989) " Predictable but brilliantly executed." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 26, 2004
—— The Burning (1981) " Without a doubt one of the most underrated and impressive US teen slasher films ever to have been made." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 26, 2004
—— Amuck () " A pleasant enough stocking filler for the avid 70's Euro thriller film buff." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 26, 2004
—— Cannibal Ferox (1997) " one of the best of its genre" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
67% Bruiser (2001) " a strange hybrid of 'Phantom of the Opera' and Sam Raimi's 'Dark Man'" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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