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Alan Simpson

Agrees with the Tomatometer 66% of the time.

Biography:
Restless old punk hailing from rainy Scotland, grew up on Universal and Hammer movies on late night TV. Now spend far too much time reviewing non-mainstream weird and wonderful movies for my labor of love 'Sex Gore Mutants'!
Publications:
Sex Gore Mutants
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
175
Total QuickRatings:
12
Location:
Scotland

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
0/5 0% Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
—— Les Démoniaques (Curse of the Living Dead, The Demoniacs) (1974) " Strictly for Rollin completists only" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 31, 2005
74% Land of the Dead (2005) " does not deserve to share the same glory that its vastly superior predecessors justly deserve" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 21, 2005
—— L'Etrusco uccide ancora (The Dead Are Alive) (1972) " Amusing moments of convoluted drama and cringeworthy dialogue." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 16, 2005
—— Vault (2001) " another variation of the traditional Scooby Doo formula" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Ren tou dou fu shang (There Is a Secret in My Soup) (2001) " definitely one to avoid. Complete tosh." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Ringu 0 (2005) " an Asian 'Girl's Own' movie with a large pinch of 'Carrie' thrown in for good measure" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— The Possession of Nurse Sherri (1977) " a pretty middle of the road genre movie affair" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Mummy Raider (2002) " isn't the best slice of exploitation cinema you'll see" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Ta Paidia tou Diavolou (Island of Death)(Psychic Killer 2)(Cruel Destination) (2003) " a true genre oddity that is sure to offend" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Erotic Rites of Countess Dracula (2001) " a nice mixture of sexy fun and low budget chuckles" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— La Plus longue nuit du diable (The Devil's Nightmare)(Vampire Playgirls)(Castle of Death) (1971) " an entertaining if somewhat middling slice of Euro fun" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Fascination (1999) " annoyingly pretentious" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Camping del terrore (Body Count) (The Eleventh Commandment) (1987) " While it does deliver some ripe horror fun it still just fails to meet its full potential." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 26, 2004
11% Cut (2000) " a cheesy throwback to the slasher movies of the eighties" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
30% Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby (Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby) (1999) " plays like a psychotic live action cartoon" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
—— Broken Dolls/Helter Skelter (2004) " A tedious yawn inducing yarn of extreme proportions" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
—— The Awful Dr. Orloff (Gritos en la noche) (1964) " 'Awful' so easily could have been leaning towards it's somewhat dubious title but thankfully it's not" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 24, 2004
—— The Wizard Of Gore (1970) " whilst a gore laden bucket of bloody fun is perhaps a low point in Lewis's genre movie career" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 4, 2004
—— Necro Files () " fails to deliver and to be honest is just painful at times" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 4, 2004
—— Killer Barbys (1996) " Jess Franco makes movies faster than I can take a dump and they are rarely as satisfying" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 4, 2004
18% Faces of Death (1999) " exploitation cinema at its purest or a witless catalogue of repellent imagery?" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted May 23, 2004
44% Trouble Every Day (Gargoyle) (2001) " an interesting art house sideline to the cannibal genre" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted May 4, 2003
—— Satan's School For Lust (2002) " a lackluster sexploitation venture" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted May 4, 2003
—— Death Factory (2002) " run of the mill (albeit bloody) genre fodder" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted May 4, 2003
—— Carnage Road () " cheaply executed and poorly delivered but it also has the odd moment of inspired fun" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted May 4, 2003
—— Deathbed (2002) " Isn't going to change the face of the genre scene but it makes for an entertaining diversion." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jan 31, 2003
—— Demoness (1998) " middle class mid West eighties style plodder with no soul" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jan 31, 2003
0% Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988) " a lackluster and insipid turd of a movie" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jan 31, 2003
—— The Double-D Avenger (2001) " wont appeal to everybody but fans of Russ Meyer and bawdy booby Benny Hill style comedy will find a lot of fun here" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jan 31, 2003
—— Demonium () " Poor acting, lots of blood and some titillation thrown into the mix -- can't really complain!" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 8, 2002
—— Cryptz (2002) " An entertaining diversion for those of us that like the occasional slice of brainless horror fun." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 8, 2002
—— Blood Cult (2006) " unintentionally amusing" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Sep 3, 2002
—— Hitch-Hike (2002) " a mixed bag of middling exploitation fun that at times out stays its welcome" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 21, 2002
—— Fatal Frames (2000) " I doubt I've ever seen so much hilarously bad acting in one film" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 21, 2002
50% Non ho sonno (Sleepless) (2001) " a rehashed trip down memory lane?" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 21, 2002
—— Cut and Run (Inferno in diretta) (1985) " one of the most dreadfully acted ensemble pieces that you're ever likely to see" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Jul 1, 2002
2/5 33% Puppet Master II (Puppet Master 2: His Unholy Creations) (1990) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Sep 3, 2002
3/5 71% The Monster Club (1980) Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Nov 1, 2004
64% Phantasm (1979) " A chilling modern gothic classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Oct 31, 2005
—— Ryôjoku mesu ichiba - kankin () " Shocking, brutal and relentlessly savage." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 16, 2005
—— Maya () " A heady mix of steamy Latino passion and vintage Italian style gore." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 16, 2005
—— Lover Boy () " Sexy lighthearted fun." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 12, 2005
—— Rusted Body: Guts of a Virgin III () " A very witty, sensual and engrossing experience." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 12, 2005
—— Massacre () " A fine addition to the Euro slasher stable." — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 12, 2005
—— French Sex Murders (Casa d'appuntamento) (1972) " jawdroppingly bewildering and a deliriously entertaining exploitation treat" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Panic Beats (1983) " a gutsy (and bloody) entry into the annals of Euro horror history" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Living Doll (2005) " a grim and unrestrained genre classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Zombie Holocaust (1979) " A great fun and gory as hell oddball horror classic" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
—— Zombie '90 (2002) " a thoroughly enjoyable show-reel of zombie mayhem and gory carnage" — Sex Gore Mutants
Posted Aug 10, 2005
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