Rotten F
| Rotten 5%
| Old Dogs (2009) | "
"Old Dogs" also wants to entertain the adults in the audience. Frankly, any adult who finds this film humorous may be at the same level of intelligence as their child and someone should call child services immediately." Posted Nov 29, 2009 |
Rotten F-
| Rotten 21%
| Halloween II (2009) | "
My open letter to Rob Zombie on his *cough* brilliant execution of Halloween II." Posted Sep 3, 2009 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 25%
| Land of the Lost (2009) | "
Saying it's slop is sort of like saying that entering a dank subway restroom at the height of the lunch rush hour is like wandering into a French perfumery. This baby stinks from start to finish." Posted Jun 10, 2009 |
Rotten F-
| Rotten 21%
| Semi-Pro (2008) | "
So far, this is the worst movie of the year." Posted Feb 29, 2008 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 0%
| Witless Protection (2008) | "
About as charming as being slapped by a stranger." Posted Feb 22, 2008 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 7%
| License To Wed (2007) | "
Spit-and-paste bilge." Posted Jul 25, 2007 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 17%
| Dead Silence (2007) | "
Watching it, the amateur, institutionalized filmmaker might think, "Well, there it is--the movie to which I aspire." For the rest of us, however, things are predictably bleak." Posted Mar 20, 2007 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 25%
| Saw III (2006) | "
One of the worst movies thus far this year." Posted Oct 29, 2006 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 15%
| The Wicker Man (2006) | "
Rotten, risible, rubbish. One of the year's worst films." Posted Sep 8, 2006 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 12%
| An American Haunting (2006) | "
More like "An American Hanging." It slips a big noose of banality around its audience's necks and then tightens the rope until unconsciousness sets in." Posted May 14, 2006 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 40%
| Running Scared (2006) | "
More like 'Running with Scissors.' A terrible, awful, hilarious misfire. Folks, a new camp classic is born." Posted Feb 25, 2006 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 4%
| The Whole Ten Yards (2004) | "
A lazy, dumb, irrelevant sequel to 2000's "The Whole Nine Yards." It gathers together most of its predecessor's cast and puts out a contract on their careers." Posted Apr 30, 2004 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 40%
| Wrong Turn (2003) | "
The understatement of the year. Essentially, ax-wielding rednecks unite in a slasher flick that drives itself into a brick wall of no return." Posted Sep 27, 2009 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 8%
| My Boss's Daughter (2002) | "
A numbing, end-of-summer stinker from David Zucker." Posted Sep 4, 2003 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 3%
| Fear Dot Com (2002) | "
As directed by William Malone, the man who nailed the “condemned” sign to
the front of 1999’s “The House on Haunted Hill,” “Feardotcom” is essentially
a showcase for the humiliation, mutilation and sadomasochistic torture of
women." Posted Oct 3, 2002 |
Rotten F
| Rotten 13%
| Whipped (2000) | "
After just 30 minutes of "Whipped," you either want to hose down the screen with Lysol or dip yourself in bleach. It's that offensive, that rotten, and it easily stands as the worst film in years." Posted Sep 16, 2007 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 7%
| Shutter (2008) | "
Apparently, they really do hate us abroad. Just look at this jewel inspired by Asian fare. Risible doesn't even begin to describe it. Lost in translation? No. Lost from the get-go." Posted Mar 23, 2008 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 9%
| 10,000 B.C. (2008) | "
This is actually a movie you forget while watching it." Posted Mar 9, 2008 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 10%
| Fool's Gold (2008) | "
After this bomb, McConaughey's next project should be a reality show called "Pimp My Abs."" Posted Feb 9, 2008 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 10%
| The Grudge 2 (2006) | "
These days, spinach is scarier than anything that unfolds in "The Grudge 2." The film is such a waste, it could have benefited from the inspired and truthful title found in the recent "Jackass" movie. "The Grudge Number Two" comes closer to the mark." Posted Oct 16, 2006 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 40%
| American Dreamz (2006) | "
Paul Weitz's American Dreamz assembles a sumptuous buffet for the viewer, but since Weitz isn't hungry, he just stares at the spread, dumbly refusing to eat when really he should gorge." Posted May 5, 2006 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 9%
| Stay Alive (2006) | "
This game is so over." Posted Mar 24, 2006 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 6%
| Date Movie (2006) | "
So bad they should have called it Scary Movie 4." Posted Feb 17, 2006 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 35%
| Saw II (2005) | "
An ugly, joyless horror movie that deserves to be tossed into the business end of 1988's "Woodchipper Massacre."" Posted Oct 29, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 8%
| Undiscovered (2005) | "
The script is every bit as literate as the content you'd find a back issue of "Blender," with just as much eye candy to bolster the thin material. Too bad this candy is sour." Posted Sep 9, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 14%
| The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) | "
It's either hell being a hillbilly or a hell of a lot of fun being a hillbilly. Here, it's hell." Posted Sep 1, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 37%
| The Brothers Grimm (2005) | "
Dismal." Posted Sep 1, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 33%
| The Butterfly Effect (2004) | "
More like "The Gag Reflex."" Posted Nov 18, 2005 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 39%
| The Grudge (2004) | "
"The Grudge" is soulless, half-baked sludge that should have gone straight to video." Posted Nov 1, 2004 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 31%
| The Forgotten (2004) | "
In this dumb movie, people do more running than anyone in "Chariots of Fire" and "Forrest Gump" combined." Posted Sep 27, 2004 |
Rotten D-
| Fresh 61%
| The Terminal (2004) | "
A vacant slog--audiences should be rewarded with free travel miles just for sitting through it." Posted Jul 6, 2004 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 2%
| Twisted (2004) | "
"Twisted" is a train wreck, with Ashley Judd stuck in the caboose." Posted Mar 25, 2004 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 41%
| Freddy vs. Jason (2003) | "
Dull blades. Saddles audiences with a buckets-of-blood mentality that deadens the spirit and drowns the film." Posted Aug 5, 2007 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 12%
| Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003) | "
A flea wouldn't have anything to do with it, but dogs certainly have." Posted Dec 3, 2003 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 12%
| Cold Creek Manor (2003) | "
One of those bad movies that will take its stars two good movies to recover from." Posted Oct 9, 2003 |
Rotten D-
| Fresh 60%
| Old School (2003) | "
The movie apparently was written under the influence of ephedra - it's thin and occasionally toxic, creating a sort of cinematic wasting, which amounts to nothing on-screen." Posted Mar 7, 2003 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 13%
| Thirteen Ghosts (2001) | "
There isn't enough dry ice in the world to conceal the rot of stupidity hovering over "13 Ghosts." With Embeth Davidtz and Matthew Lillard both overacting to a lower power in supporting roles, there apparently also aren't enough acting coaches." Posted Aug 5, 2007 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 30%
| Final Destination (2000) | "
About as subtle as an amplified death rattle--only not quite as fun to listen to." Posted Sep 16, 2007 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 31%
| Ninja Assassin (2009) | "
It's a wild mess, and it commits the worst crime a messy film can make--it completely lacks entertainment. It's an overly violent, unintelligible bore." Posted Nov 27, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 18%
| The Fourth Kind (2009) | "
The film doesn't deliver any frights or creepiness. The so-called shocking parts are revealed in the trailer. The rest feels as if moments have been stitched together to make a whole." Posted Nov 8, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
Director Billingsley, who once played Ralphie in 1983's "A Christmas Story," should have picked up that old BB gun of his and blown the hell out of the script before he ever signed on to make a movie out of it." Posted Oct 15, 2009 |
Fresh D
| Rotten 18%
| Love Happens (2009) | "
Good movies happen, too. Just not this time around." Posted Oct 2, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 27%
| Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) | "
A deluge of dim jokes and rote romantic interludes between Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner that are intended to recall Charle's Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." God help us all." Posted Sep 27, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
A crowning achievement--the first English-language film that needs subtitles in order to understand it. It's a shoo-in for the Razzies--Worst Foreign Language Movie in a Non Foreign Language." Posted Jul 4, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Fresh 64%
| Watchmen (2009) | "
A pretentious, over-long, pseudointellectual mess. Self-indulgent and boring, this overhyped dud is one major waste of time." Posted Mar 7, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 13%
| The Pink Panther 2 (2009) | "
Well, they got the Number 2 right." Posted Feb 14, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 12%
| The Unborn (2009) | "
Stillborn." Posted Jan 9, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 26%
| Punisher: War Zone (2008) | "
About as entertaining as being slapped by a stranger." Posted Dec 5, 2008 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 25%
| Four Christmases (2008) | "
What a horrible little movie." Posted Nov 26, 2008 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 28%
| Eagle Eye (2008) | "
It's a terrible movie. You could go into any supermarket, pluck two reasonably attractive people from the check-out line, put them in this movie, and nothing would change. Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan are lost amid the dumb, uninvolving chaos." Posted Sep 26, 2008 |
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