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Critics / Mike Long
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    MIKE LONG

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

    Publications: DVD Review e-zine, DVDSleuth.com, DVDTalk.com, Gorezone, JackassCritics.com

    Total Reviews: 824

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    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    44%

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

    " Despite the fact that it took over 2 1/2 years to make it to theaters, this movie feels as if it were thrown together over night." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Dec 2, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    32%

    Terminator Salvation (2009)

    " Football analysts will tell you that when surrounded by a group of outstanding players, a mediocre quarterback can lead a team to victory -- A similar situation occurs here." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 27, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    45%

    Shorts (2009)

    " The drawback of Shorts is that except for a certain audience, the movie is simply too lightweight." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 26, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    36%

    Angels & Demons (2009)

    " So, for all of its hype, Angels & Demons is simply a competent thriller." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 25, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Four Christmases (2008)

    " This uneven movie is like opening a PS3 on Christmas morning, and then opening a sweater, and then opening a Blu-ray Disc, and then opening socks..." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 17, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    14%

    The Ugly Truth (2009)

    " Those who are tired of "chick flicks" always playing it safe may enjoy the somewhat raunchy side of The Ugly Truth, but the movie is a disappointment in every other department." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 16, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    15%

    I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)

    " I honestly can't tell if the movie was made for people who loved high school or hated it." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 8, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    98%

    Up (2009)

    " Up isn't perfect, but it's certainly a step back in the right direction for Pixar." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 7, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    51%

    The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

    " I know that this would never happen, but it would have been great if the trailer for The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 would have stated, "This movie is better than it looks."" — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Nov 4, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    55%

    Orphan (2009)

    " Would've made a great 85-minute movie." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Oct 21, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Land of the Lost (2009)

    " Land of the Lost is simply a set of loosely connected scenes and the movie has no flow whatsoever." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Oct 18, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Fresh
    92%

    Drag Me To Hell (2009)

    " Instead of giving us something new, Drag Me to Hell plays like a series of Sam Raimi's greatest hits as performed by a cover band." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Oct 13, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    43%

    The Proposal (2009)

    " There are some funny moments, but some which are clearly meant to be knee-slapping set-pieces (such as when Margaret and the dog go outside) fall very flat." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Oct 5, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    15%

    Year One (2009)

    " The only consistently funny thing in the film is the fact that Michael Cera talks like someone from the 21st century and makes dark comments in his trademarked flat tone." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Oct 4, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    66%

    Away We Go (2009)

    " The biggest problem with the film is the inconsistent tone and the unshakable feeling that a director who was more familiar/comfortable with comedy could have created a much better movie here." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Sep 22, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    37%

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

    " The action scenes are well done and the arc of Wolverine's life is interesting, but there is way too much going on in the background and the movie never seems focused." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Sep 17, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Observe and Report (2009)

    " There is very little humor here, and most audience members will give up on laughing as wave after wave of dark material pours over them." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Sep 13, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    27%

    Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

    " With some tweaks, this could have been a great rom-com, but in its current state, it doesn't stand a ghost of a chance." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Sep 13, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    14%

    The Informers (2009)

    " The movie plays like an incredibly lethargic version of Magnolia as made by someone with severe ADD." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Sep 1, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    84%

    State of Play (2009)

    " Great performances lend a hand to an already tight script, which, save for one hiccup at the end, works quite well." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 30, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    65%

    Duplicity (2009)

    " This movie has a very smug sensibility and the entire time I could feel it poking me in the ribs and saying, "Isn't that fun?"" — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 28, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Fresh
    88%

    Adventureland (2009)

    " Adventureland is rife with opportunities to either be a wacky comedy or a solid lost youth story, but it's neither." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 23, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    4%

    Miss March (2009)

    " I'd rather have some guilty laughs during a film than start cleaning the den in the middle of it just to give me something to do." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 20, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    41%

    The Last House on the Left (2009)

    " While this movie is certainly violent and will disgust most viewers, the most notorious death scene from the original film is not replicated here, so there is some restraint shown." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 17, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    58%

    17 Again (2009)

    " It's ironic that Thomas Lennon plays a cop on Reno: 911!, as he should be arrested for stealing this movie." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 11, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    43%

    Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

    " Looking back on Race to Witch Mountain, I struggle to see what the film's appeal, or that matter, main goal, were." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 5, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    55%

    The Soloist (2009)

    " Ironically, a movie about a man with schizophrenia suffers from dissociative identity disorder." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Aug 2, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    N/A

    Labor Pains (2009)

    " There is nothing, and I mean nothing original here...this is one of the most blatant paint-by-numbers movies that I've ever seen." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 24, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    88%

    Coraline (2009)

    " It's a solidly told magical tale, but parents should take the level of weirdness into consideration." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 22, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    28%

    Fast & Furious (2009)

    " Were most audience members in line thinking "I want to see some cool cars!", or was it, "I hope to see a brooding drama."" — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 22, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    0%

    Echelon Conspiracy (2009)

    " The movie can never been considered "intelligent", as the characters may be the dumbest in movie history." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 19, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    64%

    Watchmen (2009)

    " One can always wonder where a film's budget goes, but when looking at this movie's massive scale, it would be hard to argue that a lot of the money isn't visible on-screen." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 16, 2009

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Fresh
    95%

    [Rec] (2007)

    " The first-person view made a claustrophobic situation seem all the more constricting." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 14, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    4%

    Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

    " This isn't what I would call a "bad movie", this is what I would call a "nothing movie"." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 7, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    23%

    Push (2009)

    " The movie contains enough plot for at least three movies and perhaps an entire season of a TV series." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 6, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    33%

    Knowing (2009)

    " I often question the taste of the American movie-going public, but I must side with them in this case, as Knowing is a well-made sci-fi thriller." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 6, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    12%

    The Unborn (2009)

    " The Unborn does nothing to improve (Goyer's) reputation as a director, and it may in fact sully his standing as a writer." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jul 4, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    13%

    The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

    " Despite some attempts to break up the monotony, once you've seen Clouseau cluelessly destroy a room, it takes something very novel to make it interesting again." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 30, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    39%

    Inkheart (2009)

    " It's as if the filmmakers were torn between making a family film and something more dark, and simply attempted to fuse the two together." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 29, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    23%

    Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

    " I can only recommend this movie to those who watched Sex and the City simply to see the clothes." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 19, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Friday the 13th (2009)

    " When a series already has 11 entries, why would anyone balk at a 12th?" — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 13, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    61%

    Valkyrie (2008)

    " Valkyrie provides an interesting story, top-notch acting, and the hand of a skilled director" — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 4, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    80%

    Gran Torino (2008)

    " I would have loved to have been at the meeting when Eastwood was given the greenlight to make "Grumpy Old Men meets Death Wish"." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 4, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    58%

    The International (2009)

    " Only the words "House of Pancakes" after the title could have made this movie interesting." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 2, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    43%

    Eden Log (2007)

    " The drawback here is that it really does feel like watching someone else play a video game." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted Jun 1, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    23%

    Fired Up (2009)

    " To be honest, I really didn't expect much from the film, but it had me in tears by the end." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted May 31, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    68%

    Revolutionary Road (2008)

    " By forging ahead with dark emotions, dysfunctional characters, and no levity, Mendes has created a black palette which offers no reprieve for the viewer, but no surprises as well." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted May 31, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    44%

    He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

    " He's Just Not That Into You is based on a self-help book which was in turn based on a line of dialogue from Sex and the City. How's that for a pedigree?" — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted May 26, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    32%

    Fanboys (2009)

    " It's ironic, bordering on criminal that Kevin Smith has a cameo in this film, as he's the master of doing Star Wars references right." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted May 25, 2009

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Fresh
    91%

    A Bug's Life (1998)

    " A Bug's Life can carry ten times its own weight in entertainment." — DVDSleuth.com

    Posted May 23, 2009
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