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0/4
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8%
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Valentine (2001) |
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Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 20, 2003
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.5/4
|
9%
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
There is absolutely no reason on God's green earth a second Deuce should ever exist."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 12, 2005
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.5/4
|
2%
|
King's Ransom (2005) |
"
Needless to say, as a cringe-worthy and excruciatingly awful comedy, you shouldn't pay a dime of King's Ransom."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Apr 29, 2005
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.5/4
|
7%
|
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"
If anyone needs to survive anything, it's having to sit through this dreadfully unfunny holiday movie. Pin a medal on me."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Oct 22, 2004
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.5/4
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27%
|
Anacondas - The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) |
"
You know exactly what you're getting into when you sit down to watch a movie in which there is not only one but many giant super snakes...Please tell me you know."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 26, 2004
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.5/4
|
9%
|
Marci X (2003) |
"
In what universe does a New York Jewish socialite and a hardcore, streetwise rapper sound like a good pairing for a romantic comedy?"
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Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 25, 2003
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.5/4
|
7%
|
Gigli (2003) |
"
Gigli is a traffic accident you can't keep your eyes off of. If you have a taste for morbid curiosity, go see it."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 1, 2003
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1/5
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21%
|
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
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Hollywood.com
Posted Sep 8, 2009
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1/5
|
6%
|
Deck the Halls (2006) |
"
Ah, another lifeless comedy for the holidays. It's just super to be reminded how mean-spirited and grotesquely commercial the Christmas season can be, isn't it?"
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Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 20, 2008
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1/5
|
7%
|
Dragonfly (2002) |
"
Neither spooky nor otherworldly."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 20, 2008
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1/5
|
5%
|
New Best Friend (2002) |
"
The film could have done so much more -- but it just didn't."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 20, 2008
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1/5
|
60%
|
Raise the Titanic (1980) |
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Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 26, 2003
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1/5
|
8%
|
Extreme Ops (2002) |
"
The worst of the movie's offenses, however, happens in the editing room. With all the good guys, bad guys, skiing, helicopters and running through snow you're never quite sure who's who or what's what."
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Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 17, 2003
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1/5
|
90%
|
Mother (1996) |
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 17, 2003
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1/5
|
38%
|
For the Boys (1991) |
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 13, 2003
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1/5
|
19%
|
Love Stinks (1999) |
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 13, 2003
|
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1/5
|
30%
|
The Country Bears (2002) |
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jul 27, 2002
|
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1/5
|
37%
|
Behind Enemy Lines (2001) |
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 29, 2002
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1/4
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
Might be best just to let these sleeping Old Dogs lie. This incredibly loony comedy sort of demeans everyone involved."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Nov 26, 2009
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1/4
|
14%
|
I Love You Beth Cooper (2009) |
"
The woefully unfunny I Love You, Beth Cooper is a teen sex comedy's worst enemy."
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The Movie Kit
Posted Jul 10, 2009
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|
|
40%
|
Fighting (2009) |
"
If you need an actor to look good in an underground street fight, hire Channing Tatum."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted May 4, 2009
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|
|
37%
|
X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009) |
"
Could the Wolverine story be getting a little tired at this point, even though Hugh Jackman still looks good with mutton chops? Possibly ..."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted May 4, 2009
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|
1/4
|
28%
|
Next (2007) |
"
Tired of really bad action movies starring Nicolas Cage? Sigh. So are we."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Apr 30, 2007
|
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1/4
|
8%
|
Premonition (2007) |
"
Here's a Premonition for you: This ill-conceived thriller isn't going to do anything for Sandra Bullock's career."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 16, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Norbit (2007) |
"
Eddie Murphy in another fat suit? What could possibly go wrong with that? Oh, plenty, let me tell you."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 9, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"
It's really unnerving to have to sit through a second Garfield when the first was just so excruciating. But alas, here we are again--and now there's two of them. Joy."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 20, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
The Shaggy Dog (2006) |
"
The Shaggy Dog, another tired retread from Disney, is so aggressively unfunny it should just roll over and play dead. Come on, guys, do something original for once."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 27, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Doogal (2006) |
"
Doogal tries to be part of the hip CGI-animated club, with all the pop-culture references and feel-good messages. But unfortunately, it fails on all levels."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 28, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Annapolis (2006) |
"
Annapolis isn't anything but an over-boiled, corn-fed version of An Officer and a Gentleman."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 27, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
You'll most likely want to throw up and call it a night after swallowing this big ball of cotton candy. "
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 16, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
13%
|
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"
Even though Hide and Seek's chilling tag phrase--"Come out, come out, wherever you are!"--may be enticing, just stay right where you are."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 27, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
For the love of all that's unholy, drive a wooden stake, shoot a silver bullet, do whatever it takes to put Van Helsing out of its misery."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted May 7, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
79%
|
Open Range (2003) |
"
Kevin Costner's Open Range only proves it's time for this cowboy to hang up his spurs."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 15, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
40%
|
Rugrats Go Wild (2003) |
"
Nickelodeon's Rugrats and The Wild Thornberrys should learn one thing from their combined effort, Rugrats Go Wild: stick to your own kind."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 13, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Gods and Generals (2003) |
"
Stay far away from the three hour-plus Gods and Generals--unless, of course, you need a good nap."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 7, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Kangaroo Jack (2003) |
"
Make no mistake about it. Kangaroo Jack is a movie that will appeal to a very limited audience--boys 8 to 12. If you don't fall into this category, don't waste your time."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 17, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
15%
|
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) |
"
Nice try, but they probably should have just left the original Nightmare on Elm Street as is."
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The Movie Kit
Posted May 2, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
Sure, Valentine's Day smacks cute and is probably an adequate date movie, but it doesn't really inspire genuine tingling, feel-good sentiments that a well-crafted film of this genre should do."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Feb 13, 2010
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|
1.5/4
|
20%
|
Legion (2010) |
"
End of the world much? As yet ANOTHER twist on the apocalypse, Legion could have done with a lot less pontificating and much more action to mask the muddled plot."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Jan 23, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
18%
|
The Tooth Fairy (2010) |
"
Disney likes their formulas, and they've found one with Dwayne Johnson and family flicks. Boring, but true."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Jan 22, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
22%
|
Planet 51 (2009) |
"
After all the other animated CGI films this year, Planet 51 just feels like a rehash, and not nearly as charming as it wants to be."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Nov 26, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
22%
|
Sorority Row (2009) |
"
Retitled this to I Know What You Did at That Sorority Party with That Tire Iron."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Sep 14, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
Stick with the premise. The idea behind All About Steve has some potential, but then it slides off into hokey-ville."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Sep 4, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
13%
|
The Ugly Truth (2009) |
"
Here's the REAL ugly truth: The Ugly Truth is an uninspiring romantic-comedy rehash."
—
The Movie Kit
Posted Jul 25, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
15%
|
Over Her Dead Body (2008) |
"
As far as romantic comedies go, the hackneyed Over Her Dead Body falls more towards the bottom of the heap"
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 1, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
4%
|
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) |
"
This Lord of the Rings wannabe gives fantasy adventures a bad name."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 16, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
33%
|
Martian Child (2007) |
"
In this abandoned-kid-who-thinks-he's-an-alien mush-fest, Martian Child doesn't offer much beyond its small-screen sensibilities."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 3, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
7%
|
Bratz: The Movie (2007) |
"
The derivative Bratz is a great big pink marshmallow of a movie, aimed at one demographic only: tween girls into fashion and lip gloss. Anyone else, enter at your own risk."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 3, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
41%
|
No Reservations (2007) |
"
No delicacies here. No Reservations is just as bland and predictable as a frozen TV dinner."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jul 26, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
7%
|
License to Wed (2007) |
"
You know you're in trouble when the outtakes during the end credits are the best part."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jul 6, 2007
|