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JOHN ULMER
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Total Reviews: 570
Total QuickRatings: 58

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• Location: London, England


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What are QuickRatings? Approved Tomatometer critics rate and provide brief quotes to movies seldomly reviewed in our database - mainly older films and obscure limited releases. Full-length reviews are not necessary, and thus, will not be available. QuickRatings are counted towards The Tomatometer.

Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date (default)

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
60%

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Erotic, creepy and elegantly made -- goths will love it. — Movie Addict
Posted Oct 21, 2004

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
95%

Mad Max (1979)

Enormously fun sci-fi revenge thriller. 'Kill Bill' on overdrive, with Gibson in great form. — Movie Addict
Posted Oct 21, 2004

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
78%

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Another fun Moore outing. — Movie Addict
Posted Apr 5, 2004

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
61%

Heavy Metal (1981)

I only recommend it because of Candy. — Movie Addict
Posted Apr 5, 2004

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
11%

Houseguest (1995)

One of Phil Hartman's very last films is a disaster. He didn't deserve to go out this way. — Movie Addict
Posted Apr 5, 2004

Rotten
2/5

Rotten
16%

Terminal Velocity (1994)

Yes, it's quite mediocre. — Movie Addict
Posted Apr 5, 2004

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
11%

Megiddo: The Omega Code II (2001)

From "The Terminator" to this crap? Biehn, what happened? — Movie Addict
Posted Apr 5, 2004

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
69%

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Nostalgia at its finest! — Movie Addict
Posted Dec 9, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
96%

The Long Goodbye (1973)

Arnie's second movie following Hercules in New York! Yes, he's one of the goons! — Movie Addict
Posted Dec 8, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
68%

Tron (1982)

A dated but revolutionary special effects film. — Movie Addict
Posted Dec 8, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
54%

A Goofy Movie (1995)

Big, goofy fun for the entire family! — Movie Addict
Posted Nov 27, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
71%

Father of the Bride (1991)

Steve Martin tries his best in this likable remake of the classic original. — Movie Addict
Posted Nov 27, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Fresh
64%

Deathtrap (1982)

I never want to see Michael Caine kiss another man ever again. — Movie Addict
Posted Oct 21, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Fresh
80%

The Man From Snowy River (1982)

Really quite pathetic. Kirk Douglas' makeup is laughable! — Movie Addict
Posted Oct 16, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
46%

Hard Target (1993)

John Woo has come a long way since Hard Target, but I'm sure it will always haunt him deeply. — Movie Addict
Posted Oct 8, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
0%

A Troll in Central Park (1994)

Just plain awful in almost every way. — Movie Addict
Posted Oct 2, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Rotten
56%

The Blob (1988)

A blob of a film that relies too heavily on gore than plot. — Movie Addict
Posted Sep 15, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
54%

Psycho 2 (1983)

A watchable but yet also very silly film that is borderline recommendable but barely. — Movie Addict
Posted Sep 15, 2003

Rotten
0/5

N/A

Noah's Ark (1999)

Horrible. — Movie Addict
Posted Aug 18, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
20%

Slam Dunk Ernest (1994)

Pathetically weak. — Movie Addict
Posted Aug 12, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
100%

Friendly Persuasion (1956)

Great movie. — Movie Addict
Posted Aug 7, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Rotten
44%

Wyatt Earp (1994)

Boooooring... — Movie Addict
Posted Aug 6, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
35%

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

Great quote: "TV'll rot yer' brain!" — Movie Addict
Posted Aug 6, 2003

Fresh
5/5

Fresh
92%

Parenthood (1989)

Parenthood captured perfectly on film... — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 31, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Fresh
71%

The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

No article or quote available — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 31, 2003

Fresh
5/5

Fresh
98%

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

Classic. — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 30, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Rotten
25%

Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)

Incredibly, amazingly, disappointly, surprisingly boring and unfunny...Chevy, what happened? — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 30, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Fresh
81%

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

I like Mel Gibson, but I really hate this movie...it's just horrible... — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 24, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
78%

Patriot Games (1992)

The book is a lot better. — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 15, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Fresh
64%

Quigley Down Under (1990)

Very typical. — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 7, 2003

Fresh
5/5

Fresh
95%

The Mummy (1932)

Pure Classic! — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 7, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
94%

48 Hrs. (1982)

Fast-paced, funny, and stupid. — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 7, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
20%

Clean Slate (1994)

Interesting premise, but like many interesting comedies, it doesn't use its premise to its full potential outcome. — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 7, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
42%

Oliver and Company (1988)

A bit too ordinary. — Movie Addict
Posted Jul 7, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
74%

Freeway (1996)

No article or quote available — Movie Addict
Posted Jun 24, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
63%

Legends of the Fall (1994)

First half: Excellent. Second half: Misery. — Movie Addict
Posted Jun 14, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
96%

Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)

No article or quote available — Movie Addict
Posted Jun 6, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
67%

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

No article or quote available — Movie Addict
Posted Jun 2, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
11%

Mom and Dad Save the World (1991)

Mom and Dad should stay at home with their kids and avoid this one... — Movie Addict
Posted May 2, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
50%

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Good, if slow-moving Bond flick... — Movie Addict
Posted May 2, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Rotten
15%

Summer Rental (1985)

Charming, funny and very silly, but Candy, as in all his other low-budget eighties' films, brings it to life... — Movie Addict
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
78%

Dreamscape (1983)

Odd, but better than post-apocalyptic Mad Max flicks... — Movie Addict
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
9%

Problem Child (1990)

Funny the first time, horrible the second time, = an average rating of "3" stars... — Movie Addict
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
46%

The Man With One Red Shoe (1985)

No article or quote available — Movie Gurus
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
97%

Dave (1993)

No article or quote available — Movie Gurus
Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Fresh
68%

The Indian in the Cupboard (1995)

Bad acting, bad story, bad everything... — Movie Gurus
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
0%

A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)

A Cute family film with a capital "C." — Movie Addict
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
33%

Little Giants (1994)

Cute family films are hard to come by...Little Giants isn't great, but it's funny... — Movie Gurus
Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
2/5

Rotten
28%

Nowhere to Run (1993)

Don't quit your day job, Damme... — Movie Addict
Posted May 1, 2003

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
97%

Alien (1979)

The sequel is better, but even then, I think the entire series is overrated... — Movie Gurus
Posted May 1, 2003

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