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JOHN ULMER

Agrees with the Tomatometer 78% of the time.

Publications: Addictive Thoughts, Average Joes, Movie Addict, Movie Gurus, Movie-Vault.com

Total Reviews: 570
Total QuickRatings: 58

Location: London, England

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Rotten
0/5

Rotten
12%

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)

" Awful." — Movie Gurus

Posted Jun 21, 2004

Rotten
0/5

N/A

Beethoven's 5th (2003)

" This series has gone to the dogs." — Movie Addict

Posted Jan 16, 2004

Rotten
0/5 stars

Rotten
11%

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

" Truly awful. One of the worst comedies in a long, long time. Tom Green should be ashamed--but the worst part is, he isn't!" — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
4%

Solo (1996)

" Part Man. Part Machine. Total Rip-Off." — Movie Addict

Posted Dec 3, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
4%

Solo (1996)

" Part Man. Part Machine. Total Rip-Off." — Movie Addict

Posted Dec 3, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
50%

The Doom Generation (1995)

" Possibly one of the worst films I've ever had the genuine displeasure of viewing." — Movie Addict

Posted Aug 16, 2004

Rotten
0/5

N/A

Police Academy 7 - Mission to Moscow (1994)

" The series proves that if you're fat, thin, nerdy, geeky, normal, abnormal, twitchy, blinky, or an unfortunate alligator, you are fair game for parody." — Movie Gurus

Posted Oct 25, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
11%

Nothing But Trouble (1991)

" How ironic a title for a film that delivers just that." — Movie Gurus

Posted Nov 12, 2003

Rotten
0/5

N/A

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Cave Dwellers (1991)

" A review of both the film and its MST3K counterpart..." — Movie Addict

Posted Nov 7, 2003

Rotten
0/5

N/A

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Pod People (1991)

" Its actors make Jerry Lewis look like Jimmy Stewart...And its special effects make the old Godzilla movies look like The Matrix." — Movie Addict

Posted Oct 28, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
0%

Police Academy 6 - City Under Siege (1989)

" This is like a cartoon transformed into some sort of horrible toon-film hybrid." — Movie Gurus

Posted Oct 25, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
0%

Mac and Me (1988)

" it is unlike anything I've ever seen before – a rip-off so bad beyond words... that it's downright petrifying." — Movie Addict

Posted Jul 1, 2005

Rotten
0/5

N/A

Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach (1988)

" It was Forrest Gump who once said, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' Ain't that the truth." — Movie Gurus

Posted Oct 24, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
0%

Jaws 4 - The Revenge (1987)

" I'm not sure which is funnier: The film, or the fact that Caine's character in the film is named Hoagie, and the shark tries to eat him. You put it together." — Movie Addict

Posted May 15, 2003

Rotten
0/5

Rotten
0%

National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1981)

" Forget the death penalty. Just stick a bunch of criminals in a room and make them watch this over and over every day for a month." — Movie Addict

Posted Sep 27, 2004

Rotten
0/5

N/A

The Swap (1969)

" Utterly ridiculous, and not even for De Niro's fans." — Movie Addict

Posted Nov 16, 2004

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
25%

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

" One of the poorest excuses for a family film that I have seen in a long, long time." — Movie Addict

Posted Jun 19, 2003

Rotten
0.5/5

N/A

King Cobra (1999)

" Its bark is worse than its bite..." — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
4%

Meet the Deedles (1998)

" Meet the gazillionth rip-off of Bill and Ted..." — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
15%

Man of the House (1995)

" Painfully unfunny...not even Chase and Wendt can save this'un..." — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
6%

The Next Karate Kid (1994)

" This is a series that did not need one sequel. This is a series that never needed three." — Movie-Vault.com

Posted Oct 26, 2003

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
7%

Mr. Nanny (1993)

" Pee-yew...what a stinky film!" — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
33%

Phantasm 2 (1988)

" Insanely, laughably bad." — Movie Addict

Posted Mar 22, 2004

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
0%

Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol (1987)

" Like a drunken friend who thinks his jokes are funny, but yet he is the only one laughing at them." — Movie Gurus

Posted Oct 24, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
12%

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)

" Crude jokes abound with offbeat humor They're as fun to sit through as being neutered." — Movie Addict

Posted Dec 1, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
8%

Gods and Generals (2003)

" Boring is too much of a compliment for this whopper of a truly horrible epic." — Movie Addict

Posted Jun 14, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Fresh
65%

Solaris (2002)

" James Cameron should have stuck with being director." — Movie Addict

Posted Aug 20, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
10%

Slackers (2002)

" [Slackers] is so basic it hurts, but even when you think it can't get any more basic, it does." — Movie Gurus

Posted Aug 1, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
48%

Big Trouble (2002)

" Hands down the worst comedy of 2002, and probably one of the worst of all time." — Movie Gurus

Posted Feb 23, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
24%

The Million Dollar Hotel (2001)

" I agree with Mel Gibson - this is as boring as a dog's [bottom]." — Movie Addict

Posted May 25, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
18%

Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

" One of Tim Allen's worst." — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
0%

Big Bully (1996)

" One of Rick Moranis' worst films. One of Tom Arnold's best. So, as you can probably tell, it's an awful film." — Movie Addict

Posted Feb 4, 2004

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
15%

Beverly Hills Ninja (1996)

" It kind of makes you wonder: What in the world were the filmmakers thinking?" — Movie Gurus

Posted May 2, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
44%

Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

" It tries to answer too many questions about too many open plot holes, when all the audience wants is an exit door." — Movie Addict

Posted Mar 22, 2004

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
25%

Toys (1992)

" Visually, it's a delight. Cinematically, it's a disaster." — Movie-Vault.com

Posted Oct 20, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
21%

Hudson Hawk (1991)

" Catch the excitement. Catch the danger. Catch the...flop?" — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
46%

The Presidio (1988)

" It's routine and boring, and if that wets your lips then dig in." — Movie-Vault.com

Posted Oct 26, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Rotten
40%

Police Academy 3 - Back in Training (1986)

" Tagline for [the movie]: "Run for Cover!" Out of the thousands of films I have seen, this tagline is one of the most ironically fitting of all time." — Movie Gurus

Posted Oct 23, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Fresh
63%

The Hitcher (1985)

" A boring [and routine thriller] that isn't even remotely exciting, and has been done over and over beforehand in countless other films...I'm insulted." — Movie Gurus

Posted Nov 1, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Fresh
77%

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

" When will Hollywood learn? Cars are not funny. Speeding cars are not funny. Trucks are not funny. Speeding trucks are not funny. Cop cars are not funny. Speeding cop cars are not funny..." — Movie Addict

Posted May 1, 2003

Rotten
1/5

Fresh
86%

The Nutty Professor (1963)

" If you think the plot sounds interesting, give the remake a go. And if you like Jerry Lewis...God help us all." — Movie Addict

Posted Oct 16, 2003
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