|
2/5
|
41%
|
Dark Shadows (2012) |
"
probably won't end up being the worst vampire movie released this year"
—
7M Pictures
Posted May 11, 2012
|
|
5/5
|
93%
|
Marvel's The Avengers (2012) |
"
a whole roast of awesome wrapped up in bacony awesomeness"
—
7M Pictures
Posted May 4, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
75%
|
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) |
"
Pretty much anyone with an AARP card will relate to this movie in some way and therefore adore it."
—
7M Pictures
Posted May 4, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
21%
|
The Raven (2012) |
"
a darker, morose Midnight in Paris... without the time travel"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 27, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
87%
|
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) |
"
a gem of a movie that deserves more praise and audience than it'll probably get"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 27, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
26%
|
Hop (2011) |
"
The story is really all over the place, but it's your only choice for an Easter Bunny movie for miles around, so expect to see this one cycled around again each spring."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 25, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
74%
|
Chimpanzee (2012) |
"
Easily the most cohesive release from DisneyNature. It's also comfortable being a smaller movie, keeping to the limited range of the rainforest where the chimpanzees live."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 20, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
The Lucky One (2012) |
"
A terrible movie through and through, featuring nonsensical plot elements, made-up legal entanglements and turns of coincidence that would make the writers of Scooby Doo blush"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 20, 2012
|
|
2.5/5
|
51%
|
Think Like a Man (2012) |
"
When the movie was over, I remember saying, 'Well, that wasn't terrible.' (I'm sure Screen Gems will be calling any moment to put that pull-quote on their DVD cover box.)"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 20, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
The Darkest Hour (2011) |
"
It's true mindless trash, but it's fun mindless trash... I'm not ashamed to say I wouldn't watch a sequel."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
67%
|
We Bought a Zoo (2011) |
"
The film is a button-pusher, but it is so in the nicest way possible."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
2.5/5
|
——
|
Absentia (2012) |
"
weighted down with the trappings of microbudget filmmaking"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
55%
|
American Wedding (2003) |
"
It's not as good as the first film, but it's a definite step up from the previous installment."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
52%
|
American Pie 2 (2001) |
"
just doesn't have the story and character charm behind it that the original film did"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
61%
|
American Pie (1999) |
"
It may not have invented the genre, but it did bring that genre to a whole new generation."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
100%
|
My Man Godfrey (1936) |
"
There's a charm to both Powell and Lombard, making the film transcend generations. It's a cute movie that has fun with levels of wealth in society and sibling rivalry."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
91%
|
Charade (1963) |
"
Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn transcend several genres"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
100%
|
Sullivan's Travels (1941) |
"
a highly satirical piece, poking fun at Hollywood itself and showing how out of touch it can be"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
——
|
Buck Privates (1941) |
"
More an assembly of funny sketches, Buck Privates still plays very funny without much of a story behind it."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 18, 2012
|
|
2.5/5
|
36%
|
Lockout (2012) |
"
some fun action and cool concepts can't quite save the film from shoddy writing, weak acting, goofy VFX and a running time that's about 20 minutes too long"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 13, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
87%
|
Bully (2012) |
"
Where Hirsh is trying to represent how terrible bullying can be, he shoots himself in the foot by going after the most extreme and stereotypical cases."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 13, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
90%
|
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) |
"
This is a movie that's worth seeing... for the clever story, for the hype. And the less you say about it to your friends, the better... just convince them to go with you."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 13, 2012
|
|
C-
|
47%
|
The Three Stooges (2012) |
"
It's a misdirected misfire of missed opportunities. Now, I'm going to wash the taste of this film out of my mouth by watching some classic Three Stooges episodes."
—
Film School Rejects
Posted Apr 13, 2012
|
|
2.5/5
|
77%
|
Melancholia (2011) |
"
While I appreciated what it was trying to do, I wasn't wild about it."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 6, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
89%
|
The Descendants (2011) |
"
overrated, but not a bad movie"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 6, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Snow White A Deadly Summer (2012) |
"
If I didn't know the director was responsible for dozens of movies like this one, I'd have thought this was made by high school kids when they didn't want to take shop class."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 6, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Tooth Fairy 2 (2012) |
"
Don't expect anything special or complex. Don't expect anything high brow at all. Don't even expect anything medium brow. It's low brow all the way."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 6, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
The Sitter (2011) |
"
I'm a child of the 80s, as is Green. So his raunchy homage to Adventures in Babysitting did not go without notice. Unfortunately, it did not go with much laughter either."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 6, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
43%
|
American Reunion (2012) |
"
It's been almost a full decade since the last installment, and it's the fourth film a series. Comparably, "American Reunion" is a triumph by just being mediocre."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Apr 6, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
Mirror Mirror (2012) |
"
the cinematic equivalent of Jessica Simpson - pretty to look at but vacuous in nature and thought"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 30, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
25%
|
Wrath of the Titans (2012) |
"
In the end, I was mildly entertained. Wrath of the Titans isn't a great movie, and it's possibly not even a good movie. But I wasn't expecting anything more."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 30, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
84%
|
The Hunger Games (2012) |
"
The Hunger Games has as much to say about oppressive politics and the bloodthirsty, heartless media as it does about the internal struggle among the combatants."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 23, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
——
|
Columbus Circle (2012) |
"
You'll likely guess every twist and turn in the plot. But I like to think these movies aren't made to surprise but rather to entertain somewhat passively."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
5%
|
Honey 2 (2012) |
"
For dance fans, it'll work. But for anyone else watching the movie, there are better films out there, and who's going to watch this if they're not a dance fan?"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
38%
|
Johnny English Reborn (2011) |
"
Austin Powers, this is not, and I suppose that's what most people would have been expecting when they saw it."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
91%
|
The Deer Hunter (1978) |
"
Held together with a phenomenal cast, The Deer Hunter is a powerful film but also controversial in many ways."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
InSight (2011) |
"
It's not terrible... just weak."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
57%
|
Wizards (1977) |
"
a unique film unlike anything else you'll see from this era"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
The Three Musketeers (2011) |
"
It's fun for a Saturday afternoon viewing, but it will ultimately go down in the annals of movie history as yet another forgettable adaptation."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
90%
|
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011) |
"
This is a very real and very chilling look at cult behavior, and it's understandable how this can unnerve parents who worry a lot about their adult children."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
——
|
Treasure Buddies (2012) |
"
boiled down, this is simply another Air Buddies movie, featuring cute puppies and various talkign animals... it's cute enough for the kids"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
|
2.5/5
|
44%
|
Casa de mi padre (2012) |
"
one of those films that I respected and understood more than I actually enjoyed"
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 16, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
85%
|
21 Jump Street (2012) |
"
tries to be both a comedy and an action film, but only succeeds as a comedy. It's extremely funny, with Hill and Tatum displaying a disturbing amount of chemistry."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 16, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
52%
|
John Carter (2012) |
"
The entire story behind John Carter is the essence of high concept, especially in the day and age it was originally created... a blast of a film."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 9, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
A Thousand Words (2012) |
"
The last time an Eddie Murphy film was shelved for several years before release, the world got The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Don't expect anything more from this one."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 9, 2012
|
|
0/5
|
26%
|
Project X (2012) |
"
Not to stoop to hyperbole, but Project X might very well be the worst movie ever made in the entire history of cinema."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 2, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
56%
|
The Lorax (2012) |
"
When all is said and done, The Lorax has plenty of ups and downs when it comes to added plot and characters, but it's still a nice family feature nonetheless."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Mar 2, 2012
|
|
4/5
|
97%
|
All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) |
"
Took an opportunity to question warfare and its civility long before the war protest film became popular in the 70s. It's dated, obviously, but still powerful."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Feb 27, 2012
|
|
3.5/5
|
94%
|
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962) |
"
I got so much more from this story as an adult, and it's a shame that my adolescent stubbornness kept me from the movie for so many years."
—
7M Pictures
Posted Feb 27, 2012
|
85%
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