Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 44%
| My Sister's Keeper (2009) | "
Call me crazy or overly conservative, but I find it completely reprehensible to have another child simply to use as an organ and tissue farm for another kid." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 26, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is everything that made the first film awesome and terrible at the same time... to a factor of ten." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 24, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 17%
| Year One (2009) | "
Now, I know what you're thinking... any film featuring tribal girlfriends in animal skins and a trip to Sodom can't be all that bad. Well, trust me, it is." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 46%
| The Proposal (2009) | "
Things all fit together, but the film does lack the creative spark behind classic rom coms like Pretty Woman and When Harry Met Sally." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 17%
| Spinning into Butter (2009) | "
if you're not interested in a sermon, you'll want to skip this one" — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 15, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 78%
| Doubt (2008) | "
It might be a bit of a slow starter, and it definitely takes its time allowing the story to unravel slowly. However, it's definitely worth a look, and a bit of discussion." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 31%
| The Uninvited (2009) | "
Perhaps as fodder for a teen slumber party, this film might work best." — 7M Pictures
DVD REVIEW Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 13%
| Bride Wars (2009) | "
Call me a cynic, but I enjoyed the 'Wars' parts of the film rather than the 'Bride' parts of the film." — 7M Pictures
DVD REVIEW Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 46%
| Hotel for Dogs (2009) | "
The message to not leave orphans %u2013 human, canine or otherwise %u2013 behind is pretty heavy-handed, which can be tiresome at times." — 7M Pictures
DVD REVIEW Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Frankenhood (2008) | "
Frankenhood has heart (pun intended). It just lacks some major focus." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 72%
| The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) | "
a slow starter, and it never really speeds up into a thrilling film, save for one scene of war on the ocean. However, it's not meant to be fast-paced or riveted with action." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Schoolhouse Rock! - Earth (2009) | "
whether the parents are going to groove out to it or not, it is something that definitely touches a younger audience" — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 43%
| Imagine That (2009) | "
no amount of poop jokes are going to make the world of investments interesting to children, and sadly, that is the focus of the majority of scenes in the first 45 minutes" — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 50%
| The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) | "
the main question that you need to ask yourself in determining whether you'll like The Taking of Pelham 123 is whether you believe that John Travolta can be a badass" — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 78%
| The Hangover (2009) | "
The Hangover knows its place and plays right to it. If you see this movie, you’ll probably be offended and definitely be disturbed, but you’ll also laugh quite a bit." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 5, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 28%
| Land of the Lost (2009) | "
a dumb, fun amusement park ride, and it touched a certain level of childlike excitement in myself. I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but I had a blast watching it." — 7M Pictures Posted Jun 5, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 97%
| Up (2009) | "
A sweet, tender film that is easily one of the best films of 2009, and with its 3D experience, it is the first film of the summer that is a must-see in the theaters." — 7M Pictures Posted May 29, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 93%
| Drag Me To Hell (2009) | "
Don't think of Drag Me to Hell as a grisly horror flick. Instead, realize that it is the most hilarious movie of 2009." — 7M Pictures Posted May 29, 2009 |
Fresh 2/5
| Rotten 27%
| Dance Flick (2009) | "
For the die-hard fans of the spoof genre, this will be more of the same. But for the rest of us... well, it's more of the same, just in a worse way." — 7M Pictures Posted May 22, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 44%
| Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) | "
It seems that the actors got together for this film just to have some fun, interacting with one another in an overblown SNL sketch with plenty of special effects." — 7M Pictures Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
the whole ordeal made me fantasize about building a time machine so I could send a cyborg into the past to terminate McG's mother before she could give birth to him" — 7M Pictures Posted May 22, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 37%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
This is what Transformers might have looked like without the giant robots, if Megan Fox had an IQ above 85 and if the Decepticons were electing a new Pope." — 7M Pictures Posted May 15, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
Possibly the best modernization of the series I could have imagined... Abrams manages to walk a thin line between pandering to the fans and reaching a new, modern audience." — 7M Pictures Posted May 8, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 18%
| Next Day Air (2009) | "
the movie is truly an imitation because it lacks the quality and finesse that this sort of genre usually has" — 7M Pictures Posted May 8, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 28%
| Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) | "
far better than the last two opening summer weekend counter-programming choices (Made of Honor last year and the dreadful Lucky You in 2007)" — 7M Pictures Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 46%
| Battle for Terra (2009) | "
takes the traditional CG film and elevates it to a higher level dealing with ugly issues of our own world using realistic logic in fantastic situations" — 7M Pictures Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 36%
| X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) | "
X-Men Origins: Wolverine is like a Big Mac... not really good for you but decadently enjoyable." — 7M Pictures Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| N/A | Jim Gaffigan - King Baby (2008) | "
Jim Gaffigan is a comedic genius." — 7M Pictures Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Poison Ivy 4 - Secret Society (2008) | "
I can't help but feel they're just trying to give us a sexy girl version of The Skulls." — 7M Pictures Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 62%
| Arctic Tale (2007) | "
The photography of Arctic Tale is what makes it so good. The nature documentary style of this movie is brilliant and breathtaking at times." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 98%
| The Wrestler (2008) | "
[Rourke] turns out a fine, sensitive, dramatic performance" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Rotten 50%
| Notorious (2009) | "
Here is one of those discs that takes full advantage of the BluRay medium." — 7M Pictures
DVD REVIEW Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| N/A | iCarly Season 1, Volume 2 (2009) | "
as far as situation comedies go - either those aimed for kids or those aimed at the general public - iCarly is a very, very fun experience" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | State of Play (2003) | "
a very well constructed and well paced miniseries. It has a strong dramatic flow, and the acting is quite good." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | The Poker Club (2008) | "
based on a book, but I imagine that quite a bit got lost in translation from book to script to final film" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Into the Blue 2: The Reef (2009) | "
Ultimately, if it weren't for the eye candy, it would be a waste of time. But I can't say my head wouldn't turn if I saw it playing on a television nearby." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Morgan Stewart's Coming Home (1987) | "
even with the Alan Smithee label, Morgan Stewart's Coming Home isn't bad at all" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 58%
| Irreconcilable Differences (1984) | "
I had much more sympathy for the child in the film and, sadly, she takes a back seat." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 0%
| Homer and Eddie (1989) | "
The message behind the film is rather mean-spirited... Plus, a misplaced brothel scene with one of the scariest prostitutes ever committed to film makes it a chore to watch." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 33%
| Hiding Out (1987) | "
this movie is fun to watch, but mostly as a way to remember the fashions and styles of 1980s high school" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Slaughter High (1986) | "
the title Slaughter High was better than the movie itself. I was actually hoping for a bit more slaughtering than old high school buddies hanging out." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 0%
| Repossessed (1990) | "
fits in better with the slate of low-rent spoof movies, having more in common with Epic Movie than the original ZAZ classics like Airplane!" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | The Night Before (1987) | "
the film kept me interested through the end, and I enjoyed the diversion from the typical 80s teen comedy" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | My Best Friend is a Vampire (1988) | "
pig-blood-flavored, bubble-gum fun" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| Obsessed (2009) | "
The payoff might be the perfect visceral ending for your aggressive modern woman, but a fine piece of storytelling it is not." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 85%
| Earth (2009) | "
Don't let the fact that this film is re-edited from existing footage stop you from seeing it. It is quite simply breathtaking on the large screen." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 55%
| The Soloist (2009) | "
In general, I hate these kinds of movies. I find them tedious, boring, pretentious and long-winded." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 44%
| Return From Witch Mountain (1978) | "
While the first film had an exciting feel to it, Return to Witch Mountain was a bit of a let-down. It had more of a made-for-TV feel to it" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 20, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 75%
| Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) | "
provides adventure and excitement that children of all ages can enjoy, but it is not very perilous or violent at all" — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 20, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 57%
| A Galaxy Far Far Away - Inside the Universe of a Phenomenon (2001) | "
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog did a far better job - and actually a more sensitive job - with the fans waiting outside for the start of Episode II." — 7M Pictures Posted Apr 20, 2009 |
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