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    KELLY PARKS

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

    Biography: I began doing stand-up in February, 1991 at the Tuesday Open Mike Night at Laff's Comedy Cafe' in Tucson, AZ. Before that I was an Aerospace Engineer specializing in Space Missions Analysis and Orbital Mechanics (a rocket scientist, literally). I got laid off, had too much free time, failed my gang initiation, so of course I turned to comedy. I worked as a full time, by god road comic from March of 1992 through December of 1997, performing all across the country. I got off the road and settled in San Diego in January, 1998, in order to spend more time with my daughter and to work on spec scripts for TV and movies. I still perform, mostly at the Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA. For the last two years of my road career I worked almost always as a feature, and have headlined two one-nighters (on both occasions, I was invited back to do it again). I taught Comedy Defensive Driving (a 6 to 8 hour class) in Texas (for 2 years) and in California (for 3 months -- the pay sucked).
    Favorites: Aliens, Rounders, Silence of the Lambs, Manhunter, Predator 2, The Andromeda Strain, Star Trek: First Contact, Colossus, Cube, Forbidden Planet, Day of the Dead, Near Dark, Quatermass and the Pit, Tremors, The Thing

    Publications: Feo Amante

    Total Reviews: 207
    Total QuickRatings: 30

    Location: San Diego, CA

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    Supernova (1999)

    " The ending is so anti-climatic that your first clue the movie is over is when the lights come on in the theater."

    Posted Sep 16, 2003

    Rotten
    -4/5

    Rotten
    56%

    Godzilla 2000 (2000)

    " Wisconsin couldn't make a cheesier movie."

    Posted Apr 23, 2003

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    32%

    Terminator Salvation (2009)

    " And have I mentioned the gaping plot holes?"

    Posted May 25, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    8%

    Ultraviolet (2006)

    " I feel bad. I really wanted to like this movie and I cut it every break I could."

    Posted Mar 7, 2006

    Rotten
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    7%

    A Sound of Thunder (2005)

    " If I had to choose between seeing this dog again and unanesthetized dental surgery…"

    Posted Sep 8, 2005

    Rotten
    1/5

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    1%

    Alone in the Dark (2005)

    " She and Carnby have a history and an awkward love scene."

    Posted Mar 18, 2005

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    16%

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

    " In other words the source of all evil is corporate greed. How charmingly naïve."

    Posted May 23, 2004

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    26%

    Godzilla (1998)

    " The movie itself was somewhat less than brilliant. In fact it was as dull witted as cousin Jeb after the tractor accident."

    Posted Apr 23, 2003
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