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0/5
|
20%
|
The Brain From Planet Arous (1957) |
"
Steve is quickly able to deduce that the odd radiation is coming from Mystery Mountain. I kid you not. Mystery freakin' Mountain."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jun 26, 2006
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-2/5
|
——
|
Frankenfish (2004) |
"
So we've got a whole bunch of people living deep in the Louisiana swamp...and yet not one of them has a Cajun accent!"
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2005
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-3/5
|
——
|
Zombie Lake (1980) |
"
I did enjoy the gratuitous nudity, especially when a van full of girl soccer players pulls up at the lake so they can all go for a naked swim."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 18, 2005
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|
-1/5
|
33%
|
Species III (2004) |
"
Speaking of nudity, I have to wonder why the accelerated alien growth process left her with obviously fake boobs."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Dec 15, 2004
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|
-4/5
|
——
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The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) |
"
This movie wasn't just pretty bad. It's Bad Movie Hall of Fame bad."
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2004
|
|
-2/5
|
83%
|
Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956) |
"
Most giant monster movies concentrate on the cool explosions but if something like this really happened the human toll would be terrible."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Apr 12, 2004
|
|
-3/5
|
——
|
The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1955) |
"
Intrigue! Romance! Monsters! Radiation! What does it all add up to?"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 5, 2004
|
|
-1/5
|
——
|
Hideous Sun Demon () |
"
Ann and Frederick try to comfort the distraught part-time lizard man but Gil still leaves the house and starts hanging out at a local dive bar"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 5, 2004
|
|
-2/5
|
——
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Arachnia (2003) |
"
Is this a good bad movie or a bad attempt at a good movie?"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 19, 2004
|
|
-1/5
|
10%
|
Supernova (2000) |
"
The ending is so anti-climatic that your first clue the movie is over is when the lights come on in the theater."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Sep 16, 2003
|
|
-2/5
|
——
|
Python 2 (Pythons 2) (Snakes) (2002) |
"
The rest of the movie - of course - takes place in the industrial hallways of the underground (why?) Russian base. That's just standard operating procedure for movies like this because it's cheap and because it's vaguely reminiscent of their ultimate sour"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jun 3, 2003
|
|
-1/5
|
——
|
The Lost Continent (1968) |
"
No, it's not about dinosaurs. The title makes you think of dinosaurs but there aren't any dinosaurs. Instead, there's really mean, scary, nasty seaweed."
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2003
|
|
-4/5
|
22%
|
The Green Slime (1969) |
"
This is a bad movie, but definitely in the so-bad-it's-good category."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Apr 23, 2003
|
|
-4/5
|
57%
|
Godzilla 2000 (2000) |
"
Wisconsin couldn't make a cheesier movie."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Apr 23, 2003
|
|
-3/5
|
——
|
Contamination (1980) |
"
I'm in the mood to watch a movie. I want one with an alien monster, alien eggs on board a ship, and chest explosions. Yeah, that one! What's it called?"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 10, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Carnivore (2000) |
"
CARNIVORE is almost a perfect teaching tool for what makes a bad sci-fi/Horror movie. The acting, the story, the lame monster that's supposed to be scary but looks like a pissed off hamster are all bad, bad, worse!"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 7, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Boa (New Alcatraz) (2002) |
"
Dean Cain explores his feminine side in the haunting tale of a man and his feather boa-- No, wait, I was thinking of a better movie."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 7, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Bug Buster (Some Things Never Die) (1998) |
"
There are a few scenes so bad they'll make you laugh, but the rest is just too annoying."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 23, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
2%
|
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"
As is well known and much discussed, the movie is based on a book by Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Travolta's sad devotion to that ancient religion is . . . never mind."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 17, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
62%
|
Starship Troopers (1997) |
"
STARSHIP TROOPERS has a few cool scenes but otherwise it's a mess and a cinematic insult to Robert Heinlein's legacy."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 14, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
Jaws 4 - The Revenge (1987) |
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 14, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
In the Army Now (1994) |
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 14, 2003
|
|
0/5
|
21%
|
Baby's Day Out (1994) |
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 14, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"
And have I mentioned the gaping plot holes?"
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 25, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Thirst (2007) |
"
THE THIRST was awful and the committee of writers should hang their heads in shame."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Oct 19, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
ZPG: Zero Population Growth (1972) |
"
But if you've been paying attention you'll have noticed that in spite of there being lots more people today, none of the disasters they worried about in the 70's ever happened."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Oct 4, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Firestarter 2: Rekindled (2002) |
"
Bad acting, bad writing, bad storytelling, bad little boys and girls who need a good smack in the head."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jul 30, 2007
|
|
2/10
|
——
|
Crocodile (2000) |
"
This movie drained away an hour and 34 minutes of my life and I feel weak and violated."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Apr 7, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Hollow Man II (2006) |
"
A new low, Mr. Slater."
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 27, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Ultraviolet (2006) |
"
I feel bad. I really wanted to like this movie and I cut it every break I could."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 7, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
A Sound of Thunder (2005) |
"
If I had to choose between seeing this dog again and unanesthetized dental surgery..."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Sep 8, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Deep Evil (2004) |
"
Most of these scenes are so poorly lit (or inexplicably filled with fog) that it's hard to tell who got killed how."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jun 25, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
1%
|
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"
She and Carnby have a history and an awkward love scene."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 18, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Embryo (Created to Kill) (1976) |
"
Gah! Enough lies! I've been trying to make this sound interesting but the truth is this is a horrifically dull movie."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Oct 31, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Sphere (1998) |
"
So far so good: a premise that's both funny and cool and a bunch of very good actors. What could go wrong?"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Oct 31, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
59%
|
The Blob (1988) |
"
...the dialogue so mindlessly cliché- ridden that I can't find the mental energy to describe my opinion of this movie with anything other than a cliché: It sucked."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jun 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) |
"
In other words the source of all evil is corporate greed. How charmingly naïve."
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 23, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Tremors/Tremors 4: The Legend Begins 2-Pack (2004) |
"
There are long stretches where all that happens is the various interactions between the characters as they sit around town waiting for the monsters."
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 14, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Species (1995) |
"
They accept their task with all the enthusiasm of high school field trippers."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Sep 16, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Godzilla (1998) |
"
The movie itself was somewhat less than brilliant. In fact it was as dull witted as cousin Jeb after the tractor accident."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Apr 23, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Dark Descent (2002) |
"
Mr. Cain has some fun with this role but DARK DESCENT is memorable only for it's inexplicable decision to rip off the very bad OUTLAND."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 7, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Flowers in the Attic (1987) |
—
Feo Amante
Posted Feb 14, 2003
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
The Zombie Diaries (2008) |
"
The quality of the acting varies quite a bit in this low budget feature and often the "reality" of someone recording their predicament on handheld video seems violated when things are obviously being filmed for effect."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Dec 31, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
21%
|
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"
Klaatu is here to commit an act of genocide greater than anything Hitler, Stalin or Mao ever dreamed."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Dec 31, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Silent Rage (1982) |
"
John the psycho killer is actually a very scary bad guy. He's merciless and completely silent but seems to enjoy his work."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Aug 18, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
The rest of the movie didn't matter. From then on all I could think about was how unforgivably stupid that scene was. How could that make it through test screenings? How could a just God allow it to exist?"
—
Feo Amante
Posted Mar 1, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
91%
|
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms (1953) |
"
Just for the record, a fathom is equal to six feet so 20,000 fathoms is almost twenty-three miles."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jan 1, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Species: The Awakening (2007) |
"
The story often wanders and has a making it up as they went along feel."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Nov 29, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
71%
|
28 Weeks Later... (2007) |
"
The camera is so shaky so much of the time that I had no damn idea what was going on!"
—
Feo Amante
Posted May 14, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
The Plague (2006) |
"
I don't know why things happened or what it all meant or how what happened resolves anything."
—
Feo Amante
Posted Jan 4, 2007
|