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WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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0/5	"A grimly unfunny and stupefyingly inept comedy." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Aug 25, 2005	Matando Cabos (2005)	53%
0/5	"Utterly inept." -- Los Angeles Times Posted May 19, 2005	Sex, Politics, & Cocktails (2005)	0%
0.5/5	"*If nothing else can be said of The Singing Forest, it is assuredly fearless in defying credibility at every turn and on every level." -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Jun 24, 2004	The Singing Forest (2003)	0%
0.5/5	"It would be churlish to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation that can be found in Dragonfly, yet it is impossible to find the film anything but appalling, shamelessly manipulative and contrived, and totally lacking in conviction." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Feb 21, 2002	Dragonfly (2002)	7%
0.5/5	"So laughably awful that it begs to have stones thrown at it; it's a wonder it got made at all." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Sep 13, 2001	The Glass House (2001)	21%
0.5/5	Loose lips will surely sink this silly, shallow melodrama that turns upon the havoc wreaked by rumor. -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Gossip (2000)	27%
0.5/5	You wouldn't want to give any of these people the time of day in real life. They are blah or worse, and they are headed for some violent confrontations that seem pointless because they are so unworthy of our attention in the first place. -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Crime and Punishment in Suburbia (2000)	21%
0.5/5	"It's too bad [Portman and Frain's] contributions, and those of many others, drown in a big glop of treacle." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Where the Heart Is (2000)	36%
0.5/5	Leaves you with the feeling of having at last escaped a numbing experience, trapped in the company of people too pathetic to be amusing. -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Whipped (2000)	13%
0.5/5	"Lapses into an exercise in foolishness." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Bless the Child (2000)	3%
0.5/5	"Murky and dull." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Supernova (1999)	10%
1/5	"Meet the Family is an experience to be missed." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jul 28, 2005	Meet The Family (2006)	n/a
1/5	"Lame spoof of a plethora of '90s indie films, directed in ham-fisted fashion by Philip Zlotorynski." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Oct 22, 2005	My Big Fat Independent Movie (2005)	23%
1/5	"*That the acting is stilted and that the filmmakers and especially Pla take themselves so seriously serves to make Eternal* deliriously silly camp fare.*" -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Sep 1, 2005	Eternal (2005)	21%
1/5	"*Virtually nothing in A Sound of Thunder* is convincing.*" -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Sep 1, 2005	A Sound of Thunder (2005)	8%
1/5	"Pretentious Eurotrash." -- Los Angeles Times Posted May 12, 2005	Ma Mere (2005)	12%
1/5	"Smile is like a dose of cod liver oil: It may be good for you, but it's no fun." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Apr 7, 2005	Smile (2005)	15%
1/5	"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous is as awful as the original was inspired." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Mar 24, 2005	Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)	14%
1/5	"Its star Ice Cube remains characteristically amiable, but this thuddingly miscalculated comedy is way beneath him." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 20, 2005	Are We There Yet? (2005)	12%
1/5	"At once corny and precious, its humor seems too heavily ethnic to travel well." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Oct 8, 2004	Yes Nurse! No Nurse! (2004)	50%
1/5	"The film and its star, Watling, could not be more off-putting." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jun 3, 2004	My Mother Likes Women (2004)	45%
1/5	"It has all the passion, frenzy and violence of an Abel Ferrara film -- but without the vision, depth, style or control." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Apr 15, 2004	Lana's Rain (2004)	22%
1/5	"If the group strikes gold at the box office with its new picture, Broken Lizard's Club Dread, it will be more for the seemingly surefire combination of extreme violence and extreme raunch rather than for anything resembling comic inspiration." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Feb 26, 2004	Broken Lizard's Club Dread (2004)	31%
1/5	"50 First Dates has nothing going for it -- and much going against it." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Feb 12, 2004	50 First Dates (2004)	44%
1/5	"Too mechanical to be either persuasive or scary." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Dec 27, 2004	Darkness (2003)	4%
1/5	"Unfunny rather than outrageous as intended." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Dec 18, 2003	Hebrew Hammer (2003)	52%
1/5	"Garmento has nothing going for it." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Oct 2, 2003	Garmento (2003)	27%
1/5	"An L.A. neo-noir raised to an insufferable degree of artiness." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Sep 25, 2003	Camera Obscura (2003)	43%
1/5	"A great movie to miss." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jul 17, 2003	Good Night To Die (2003)	n/a
1/5	"It's hard to imagine anyone enjoying it except for those seeking to see people up there on the screen unhappier than themselves." -- Los Angeles Times Posted May 22, 2003	The Sea (2003)	51%
1/5	"It's a downer to see so much effort expended on such junk." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 23, 2003	Darkness Falls (2003)	8%
1/5	"Stealing Harvard is an act of grand theft -- the way it wastes your time is a crime." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Sep 12, 2002	Stealing Harvard (2002)	8%
1/5	"'Disguise the limit' is the film's punning promotional slogan, but 'Rock Bottom' is more like it." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Aug 1, 2002	The Master of Disguise (2002)	2%
1/5	"Schaeffer successfully teams Jeffrey Tambor and Jill Clayburgh in a middle-aged romance between a pair of wary divorces, only to shoot them down with some of the most tasteless dialogue ever spoken in a mainstream movie." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jul 12, 2002	Never Again (2002)	32%
1/5	"An unfortunate title for a film that has nothing endearing about it." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jun 6, 2002	Cherish (2002)	47%
1/5	"Director Uwe Boll and writer Robert Dean Klein fail to generate any interest in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out, cannot overcome blah characters." -- Los Angeles Times Posted May 10, 2002	Blackwoods (2002)	11%
1/5	"*There's nothing super about Super Troopers* except for those deep into the low end of the frat-house mentality that equates smart-alecky with hilarity.*" -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Feb 15, 2002	Super Troopers (2002)	36%
1/5	"Flat and uninspired." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Feb 8, 2002	Scotland, PA (2002)	59%
1/5	"*Dave and his pals are so sleazy and shallow and take up so much screen time that Slackers* is a turnoff despite Schwartzman's considerable efforts.*" -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Feb 1, 2002	Slackers (2002)	9%
1/5	"A bleak male-bonding comedy that's a queasy blend of brutal humor and escalating sentimentality, it is overlong, heavy-handed, slow and unpersuasive." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Mar 27, 2003	Flickering Lights (2001)	70%
1/5	"A feeble and tedious satire on the New York art scene." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jun 14, 2002	The Next Big Thing (2001)	41%
1/5	"A dull show." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Dec 3, 2001	Texas Rangers (2001)	2%
1/5	"*There are, however, no highs in High Heels and Low Lifes. Just lows." -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Oct 26, 2001	High Heels and Low Lifes (2001)	20%
1/5	"*It's a real struggle to survive Soul Survivors* to the finish.*" -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Sep 10, 2001	Soul Survivors (2001)	4%
1/5	"*There comes a point in The Center of the World* when it seems that watching that Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee video might just be more rewarding -- and surely less pretentious.*" -- Los Angeles Times* Posted Apr 20, 2001	The Center of the World (2001)	33%
1/5	"An all too apt title for a would-be comedy in which everyone in it and everything about it seems willfully designed to be unfunny." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jul 31, 2003	Enemies of Laughter (2000)	57%
1/5	Click here to read article -- Los Angeles Times Posted Feb 7, 2001	The Price of Air (2000)	0%
1/5	"Its characters are so colorless and uninvolving that it's hard to take them seriously." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	Lost Souls (2000)	7%
1/5	"While intelligently plotted and well-acted by James Spader, Keanu Reeves and Marisa Tomei, it is neither acutely suspenseful nor particularly thrilling but instead mainly numbing." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Jan 1, 2000	The Watcher (2000)	11%
1/5	Click here to read article -- Los Angeles Times Posted Feb 14, 2001	Simon Sez (1999)	0%

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