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Dark Moon Rising (Wolf Moon) (2009) |
"
Put this wolf down."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
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Circle Of Pain (2010) |
"
You've seen this all before, likely with fewer boobs and more action."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
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Power Kids (2010) |
"
Terrorists attack a hospital and a group of Muay Thai-practicing kids battle them to ensure their little friend gets the surgery he needs to live. How a movie with this premise can be so screwed up is baffling."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
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37%
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From Paris with Love (2010) |
"
From Paris with Love is a fat, juicy waste of time."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
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Puen yai jon salad (Legend of the Tsunami Warrior) (Queens of Langkasuka) (2010) |
"
I may not be completely off the Thai actioner bandwagon, but an overproduced headache like this film does little to convince me to stay on board."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
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Bare Knuckles (1977) |
"
Predictable and dopey from start to finish."
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DVD Verdict
Posted May 17, 2010
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21%
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Leap Year (2010) |
"
It doesn't matter how big a dick a guy is, if there's a vista to be seen, love is inevitable."
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DVD Verdict
Posted May 17, 2010
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Toxic Skies (2008) |
"
I mentioned bloody stool earlier in the review and I'm going to bring it back again so it's the lasting visual that stays with you any time you think of Toxic Skies."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 26, 2010
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Cui hua kuang mo (Undefeatable) (2009) |
"
Whenever I type this movie's title, I get the squiggly red line. There's a metaphor in there somewhere for the overall experience."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 26, 2010
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36%
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Bitch Slap (2010) |
"
Flash, sizzle, and nothing else."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 19, 2010
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18%
|
The Fourth Kind (2009) |
"
Do we finally have an alien abduction movie that outdoes those 20 useable minutes of Fire in the Sky?"
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 16, 2010
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15%
|
Year One (2009) |
"
Overwhelmingly fails at everything it attempts."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 5, 2010
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Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Unliving Dead (2008) |
"
The McRib of horror movies: disgusting, cheap, and not very good for you."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 5, 2010
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51%
|
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"
If Travolta's facial contortions don't pull you out of this thing, the script will."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 5, 2010
|
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67%
|
The Killing Room (2009) |
"
A decent thriller shoots itself in the groin with a laughable twist."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) |
"
Three Finger has officially overstayed his welcome."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Cheerleaders' Wild Weekend () |
"
It's hard to ignore that this movie makes no sense."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Captive (2002) |
"
Hey, it's 2002 again, with studios unearthing obscure dramas that no one really cares about !"
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Nun of That (2010) |
"
An unholy misfire."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Chai Lai Angels (2009) |
"
I wish I could say I had as much fun with Chai Lai Angels as the actors appeared to have."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Death Warrior (2009) |
"
Death Warrior is full of guys who can bend me in half, so let's end this review by saying this is the greatest movie ever made."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Seal Team (2009) |
"
I'm as big a supporter of our military badasses as anyone, but Seal Team does our best and bravest no favors."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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Megafault (2009) |
"
So, wait, a petroleum tanker truck can outrun an earthquake? Of course it can! Just like the Army can precisely set enough explosives to create another Grand Canyon to stop the megafault in two hours!"
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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34%
|
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"
Four Cobra operatives can infiltrate the Joes' compound, which weirdly doesn't have anything resembling an intruder alarm (not even a Doberman or a rope with soup cans tied to it)."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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Hurricane Season (2010) |
"
The team may have indeed turned around their season in jarring fashion, but I'm pretty sure they didn't play their remaining schedule in short bursts of highlights set to inspiring gospel/hip-hop hybrid music."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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22%
|
Sorority Row (2009) |
"
What do you call characters you actively pine to see murdered?"
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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Beyond Sherwood Forest (2010) |
"
Sherwood needs a healthy dose of deforestation, pronto."
—
DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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A Dangerous Man (2010) |
"
"God save thee, Dangerous Man,From the scripts that plague thee thus!""
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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Wushu Warrior (2010) |
"
It might appeal to those looking for a lighter kung-fu affair, but I was left wanting."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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Open Graves () |
"
Not only does this thing steal lots and lots of ideas, it utilizes them poorly."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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Deep in the Valley (2009) |
"
The concept had some potential. The execution was lackluster."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
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Ghost Machine (2009) |
"
Ghost Machine is a hit-and-miss affair. I'm landing more on the "miss.""
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 3, 2010
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7%
|
Whiteout (2009) |
"
The adaptation of the graphic novel of the same name brings a lot of CGI snow and Kate Beckinsale in an oversized parka 90% of the time. Hey, who greenlit this thing?"
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 3, 2010
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Dante's Inferno (2010) |
"
Not being able to control the mayhem takes away the biggest draw."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 3, 2010
|
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83%
|
Avatar (2009) |
"
Cameron is intent on sticking to his talking points and if that comes at the expense of mirth (this as humorless a movie about dragon-riding cat warriors from space as you're going to find) and plot points and character actions that make sense, so be it."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 3, 2010
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Troma's War (1,000 Ways to Die) (1988) |
"
Troma's farted out a lot worse, and War shouldn't be relegated to the bottom of the pile, but it's no masterpiece."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Feb 4, 2010
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1.5/4
|
91%
|
Y Tu Mamá También (2001) |
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Zertinet Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
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2/4
|
41%
|
A Lot Like Love (2005) |
—
Zertinet Movies
Posted May 11, 2005
|
|
2/4
|
96%
|
Bowling for Columbine (2002) |
—
Zertinet Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
|
2.5/4
|
75%
|
The Cat's Meow (2001) |
—
Zertinet Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
|
2.5/4
|
76%
|
Frida (2002) |
—
Zertinet Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
|
2.5/4
|
76%
|
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) |
—
Zertinet Movies
Posted Mar 5, 2003
|
|
|
82%
|
Flash Gordon (1980) |
"
Flash is the rarest of protagonists, a man who is both fully Alpha and fully Beta. He's tall, strong, blonde-haired and can whoop ass when called upon. But he's also a doormat."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
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Undisputed III: Redemption (2010) |
"
Seriously, it's awesome."
—
DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
|
|
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92%
|
Minority Report (2002) |
"
A frustratingly uneven affair, Minority Report is nevertheless a powerhouse on Blu."
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DVD Verdict
Posted Jul 8, 2010
|
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Haeundae (Tsunami) (Tidal Wave) (2009) |
"
If you're a lover of disaster movies and Roland Emmerich hasn't completely sandblasted your enjoyment of the genre, then I can recommend Tidal Wave for your mayhem digestion."
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DVD Verdict
Posted May 17, 2010
|
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56%
|
Skills Like This (2007) |
"
A nifty under-the-radar feature."
—
DVD Verdict
Posted May 6, 2010
|
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The 14 Amazons (1972) |
"
It's all about the girl power and the Amazons deliver."
—
DVD Verdict
Posted Apr 19, 2010
|
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74%
|
Banlieue 13 - Ultimatum (District 13: Ultimatum) (2009) |
"
A lot less violent than its predecessor but a little more fun."
—
DVD Verdict
Posted Apr 19, 2010
|
|
|
89%
|
Red Cliff (Chi Bi) (2009) |
"
It's a Risk junkie's wet dream"
—
DVD Verdict
Posted Mar 26, 2010
|
66%
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98%
