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BRIAN MCKAY
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Born in Los Angeles, Ca. Raised on the Drive-in and Late-nite cable T.V. Currently living in the San Francisco area.
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Total Reviews: 485
Total QuickRatings: 212

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• Location: Pacifica, CA. (a few minutes from San Francisco).


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"More than annoyed, or angry, I just felt sad. Sad for what is quite possibly the premature death of a once-brilliant directorial career."
Posted Feb 21, 2004
 
Swept Away (2002)5%
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"Why come up with something even quasi-original, when you can pillage from Shirley Jackson, Richard Matheson . . . and puke up something like ROSE RED?"
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Rose Red (2002)33%
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"Like the huge glass house that serves as its centerpiece, the film is shiny, sterile, bland, vacuous, and completely pointless."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)11%
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"The sets are laughably cheap, and the aliens look like geeks from a Star Trek convention who couldn't afford to buy the "good" Klingon costumes"
Posted Mar 20, 2003
 
Battlefield Earth (2000)3%
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"The embodiment of all that is wrong with the horror genre today . . . avoid it like raw plutonium"
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)9%
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"If sitting in a library basement reading random newspaper articles on microfilm for two hours is your idea of a good time, then this movie has your name all over it."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Wisconsin Death Trip (1999)82%
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"Stay away from this - unless of course you're an AOL user with a 28k modem and a Pentium 90mhz, in which case you'll be right up to speed with this film."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
The Net (1995)30%
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"here's how you know it's really bad. I find Japanese girls adorable, and this movie is chock full of them, AND IT'S STILL COMPLETELY UNWATCHABLE! "
Posted Aug 3, 2005
 
Marronnier (2004)n/a
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"There's very little about it that isn't utterly predictable, and naturally all major setbacks are quickly and easily overcome after a minute and a half music montage, before the final happy ending pancake platter is doused in syrupy overkill"
Posted Aug 10, 2003
 
What a Girl Wants (2003)35%
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"One of the most tedious blockbuster prairie muffins I’ve sat through in a while. Who was the Scientific advisor on this movie? Bill Nye’s two year old kid? So bad, it’s appalling."
Posted Mar 30, 2003
 
The Core (2003)42%
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"A loser in almost all respects, boasting a parade of nudity that you don't want to see, and over two hours of conversation yielding nothing of interest."
Posted Nov 16, 2003
 
Dog Days (2002)48%
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"A sleazy and purely exploitative attempt to make a few bucks off of a 70's cult classic which, while also sleazy and exploitative, at least had some redeeming qualities."
Posted Apr 5, 2003
 
I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave (2002)n/a
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"So grim, dim, and formulaic, that there is no room for any kind of visceral connection or genuine suspense."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Frailty (2002)74%
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"To Blandly Go Where We Went 8 Movies Ago . . ."
Posted Mar 18, 2003
 
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)36%
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"Where did the wit go? Where did the cleverness behind the laughter go? Gaylord Focker, help us! Mr. Furious, SAVE US!"
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Zoolander (2001)63%
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"A lesson in remedial Chick-Flick 101 ... Every tired convention is readily evident in the first and last five minutes of this film - and in every minute in-between"
Posted Jun 16, 2003
 
Playing Mona Lisa (2000)62%
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"A movie about a bunch of effortlessly attractive, empty-headed people who manage to constantly have fun at even the most menial of jobs . . . give me some reason to care!"
Posted Mar 20, 2003
 
Coyote Ugly (2000)22%
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"On the bright side, I only lost an hour and half of my life watching this piece of [expletive deleted], unlike those involved in the making of it, who lost months."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Eye of the Beholder (1999)10%
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"The Empire Strikes Out . . . lame Gen-X "comedy" that falls completely flat . . . Go rent CLERKS"
Posted Mar 20, 2003
 
Empire Records (1995)18%
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"A Romantic Comedy without a bit of romantic chemistry or a solitary laugh . . . the most ill-concieved idea since they made Schwarznegger pregnant."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
I.Q. (1994)50%
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"if you see [it] on the shelf at your video store … drop it into that little crack between the shelf and the wall … that is the only way it can possibly live up to its name."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
The Hidden II (1994)n/a
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"We get five minutes of halfway-decent action that hardly makes up for the other 90 minutes of this lukewarm diarreah-fest."
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Fire Birds (1990)0%
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"Zombies and biker chicks? How could this go wrong? I dunno, but it does"
Posted Mar 19, 2003
 
Chopper Chicks In Zombietown (1990)n/a

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