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Dan Jardine

"It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 84% of the time.

Biography:
A little mystery in a blossoming relationship like this is a good thing.
Favorites:
Top Ten of 2007 1. Into the Wild 2. Ratatouille 3. Control 4. Once 5. Away from Her 6. The Lives of Others 7. Grindhouse 8. 28 Weeks Later 9. Zodiac 10. Sweeney Todd 11. Killer of Sheep 12. Manufactured Landscapes Honorable Mentions: Michael Clayton, Kim Ki-Duk's Time, Gone Baby Gone , Bourne Ultimatum, The Host, Hot Fuzz, Sicko Favorite Films of All Time: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Schindler's List, Taxi Driver, It's a Wonderful Life, Seven Samurai, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Casablanca, Deer Hunter, Citizen Kane, Chungking Express, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, Andrei Rublev, Manchurian Candidate, A Clockwork Orange Favorite Directors: Kubrick, Scorcese, Spielberg, Hitchcock, Kurosawa, Coen Brothers.
Publications:
All Movie Guide , Apollo Guide , Cinemania , Daily-Reviews , Jacksonville Film Journal , Slant Magazine , TheFilmJournal.com (Ohio)
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
1064
Total QuickRatings:
146
Location:
Victoria, BC, Canada

Worst Reviewed Films

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19/100 15% Dead Man on Campus (1998) " Dead Man on Campus is 'good for a laugh.' As in ONE laugh." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/5 63% Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) Apollo Guide
Posted Dec 1, 2002
1/5 9% Blame It On Rio (1984) Apollo Guide
Posted Dec 1, 2002
22/100 —— Robo Warriors (1998) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
24/100 25% Ringmaster (1998) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
94% Barry Lyndon (1975) " The movie's charms are limited to its technical and visual virtuosity and droll voice-over narration." — Cinemania
Posted Mar 30, 2006
59% Schizopolis (1996) " At once an astute study of the banality of modern life and a banal student film wrapped around a series of inside jokes." — Cinemania
Posted Jun 23, 2004
25/100 4% Meet the Deedles (1998) " Exercise your consumer power. Don't rent this trash." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
25/100 7% Friends & Lovers (1999) " [An] early contender for most inept comedy and worst film of the year." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
27/100 51% Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
31/100 44% Return from Witch Mountain (1978) " This disc ought to win an award for having the highest ratio of extra features to film value." — Apollo Guide
Posted Feb 14, 2004
31/100 44% Return from Witch Mountain (1978) " This sequel to Disney's inexplicably popular Escape from Witch Mountain is without the shadow of a doubt one of the worst-made films that I've ever seen." — Apollo Guide
Posted Feb 14, 2004
31/100 —— Lo Squartatore di New York (The New York Ripper) (1982) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
32/100 7% I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) " A 100-minute festival of stupidity." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
33/100 —— Merchant of Death (2005) Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 4, 2011
33/100 38% Agent Cody Banks (2003) " Dreadful, witless and pointless." — Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 7, 2007
33/100 13% Agent Cody Banks 2 - Destination London (2004) " Vapid, banal, humourless, witless; a cynical cash-grab." — Cinemania
Posted Mar 14, 2004
33/100 —— Netforce (1999) Apollo Guide
Posted Aug 14, 2003
33/100 —— Noah's Ark (1999) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
33/100 0% The Last Seduction II (1999) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
35/100 —— Human Bomb (1998) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
36/100 78% Dreamgirls (2006) " Worse than a movie of the weak (pun intended)" — Apollo Guide
Posted May 19, 2007
36/100 —— Loons/Cutthroat (2003) Apollo Guide
Posted Oct 1, 2001
36/100 33% This World, Then the Fireworks (1997) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
36/100 —— Midnight in St. Petersburg (1998) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
37/100 25% Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) Apollo Guide
Posted Feb 13, 2001
37/100 —— Scorpio One (2007) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
37/100 13% Hush (1998) " It is to scary movies what Sesame Street's 'the Count' is to vampires." — Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
38/100 —— The Prophet's Game (2001) Apollo Guide
Posted Apr 4, 2011
38/100 48% Antichrist (2009) " A cinematic violation made worse by the fact that von Trier is such a gifted filmmaker." — Cinemania
Posted Dec 21, 2009
38/100 —— Prophet's Game (2001) Apollo Guide
Posted Feb 13, 2001
38/100 0% Implicated (2003) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
39/100 13% National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
39/100 —— Sand Trap (2006) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/5 60% Get A Life (2000) Apollo Guide
Posted Jan 31, 2004
2/5 68% Alive (1993) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 79% Obsession (1976) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 50% Camelot (1967) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 38% The Great Gatsby (1974) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 55% The Out-of-Towners (1970) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 64% The Outsiders (1983) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 80% Damage (1998) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 21% Frogs (1972) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 40% Alien3 (1992) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 70% When a Man Loves a Woman (1994) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 82% Someone to Watch over Me (1987) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 53% Mommie Dearest (1981) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 12% The Mighty Ducks (1992) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 56% Nothing in Common (1986) Apollo Guide
Posted Sep 2, 2003
2/5 50% Annie (1982) Apollo Guide
Posted Dec 18, 2002
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