|
0.5/4
|
51%
|
The Fountain (2006) |
"
Nothing works in Darren Aronofsky's disappointing science-fiction fantasy."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Dec 30, 2006
|
|
0.5/4
|
76%
|
The Prestige (2006) |
"
There's no real magic here."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 28, 2006
|
|
0.5/4
|
55%
|
The Protector (Tom yum goong) (Warrior King) (2005) |
"
Four screenwriters get credit for the bottom-feeder script."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Sep 30, 2006
|
|
0.5/4
|
60%
|
Lonesome Jim (2006) |
"
Everything from the film's washed out, grainy look to the dialogue rings false."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Apr 8, 2006
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
Underclassman (2005) |
"
With unsympathetic characters and a preposterous plot, the film has only the outdoor action scenes to provide a slight diversion from total boredom."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Sep 4, 2005
|
|
0.5/4
|
20%
|
Knockaround Guys (2002) |
"
Guns get drawn. Bullets fly. Blood spills. You've seen it all before."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
35%
|
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) |
"
Breasts heave and the sea storms as historical music swells in Shekhar Kapur's overwrought follow-up to Elizabeth."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 20, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
I Think I Love My Wife (2007) |
"
The plot is one big tease."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Mar 18, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
36%
|
The Lake House (2006) |
"
One of the most nonsensical and unsatisfying films of the year."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Jun 24, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
58%
|
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) |
"
Failing to make a commitment to character development or genre, Mr. & Mrs. Smith feels like a bad relationship that goes on way too long."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Jun 25, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
65%
|
Unleashed (Danny the Dog) (2005) |
"
They didn't use much imagination -- or paper -- on this script."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 19, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Sahara (2005) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Apr 14, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (2005) |
"
Trips over itself more than Gracie Hart. And it never gets up."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Mar 31, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
64%
|
Bride and Prejudice (2005) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Feb 12, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
First Daughter (2004) |
"
Why do female screenwriters willingly create feel-good fairytales that send American girls messages more suitable for the Wonder Bread years than for today?"
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 6, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
24%
|
Walking Tall (2004) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Apr 5, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
The Big Bounce (2004) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Feb 12, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
Life or Something Like It (2002) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
49%
|
Kids (1995) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Bad Company (2002) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
42%
|
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
75%
|
Caught (1996) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
71%
|
A Month by the Lake (1995) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
30%
|
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
DysFunKtional Family (2003) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
Hollow Man (2000) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
62%
|
The Patriot (2000) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
The Rich Man's Wife (1996) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
62%
|
Kika (1997) |
"
Kika is a kinky post-modern pastiche fatally short on substance and energy."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
29%
|
Drowning Mona (2000) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
81%
|
La Femme de chambre du Titanic (The Chambermaid on the Titanic) (2003) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
74%
|
Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre (1996) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
13%
|
Blank Check (1994) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
47%
|
The Perfect Storm (2000) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
——
|
Dance Me Outside (1994) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
End of Days (1999) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn (1998) |
"
This jab at Hollywood seems close in subject matter to another title credited to Alan Smithee, Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
47%
|
The Doom Generation (1995) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
86%
|
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
77%
|
Party Girl (1995) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
34%
|
Resident Evil (2002) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
62%
|
Manny & Lo (1996) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted May 20, 2003
|
|
1.5/4
|
50%
|
Then She Found Me (2007) |
"
Trying to establish a serio-comic tone is a task best suited for seasoned directors. Given that a boom microphone drops into the film frame at least twice, Hunt has more basic production elements to master."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 18, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
38%
|
Swing Vote (2008) |
"
Depictions of the spineless presidential hopefuls (Kelsey Grammer and Dennis Hopper) and their campaign managers (Stanley Tucci and Nathan Lane, respectively) offer standard-issue political satire."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 18, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
25%
|
El Cantante (2007) |
"
LLittle more than a string of music videos in search of a script."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Sep 22, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
50%
|
Nancy Drew (2007) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Jun 23, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
55%
|
Marie Antoinette (2006) |
"
Coppola's third feature is all surface and no substance, leaving you as undernourished as the French in the bread-shortage months preceding the revolution."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 28, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
74%
|
Monster House (2006) |
"
Sometimes irreverently hip and sometimes sweet, the spooky-house tale provides the best and worst in family entertainment."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Jul 23, 2006
|
|
1.5/4
|
43%
|
Casanova (2005) |
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Dec 31, 2005
|
|
1.5/4
|
21%
|
Into the Blue (2005) |
"
The tension never heightens to the point where you worry about the protagonists..."
—
Palo Alto Weekly
Posted Oct 2, 2005
|
66%
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